"It's alive! It's alive!" two evil cackles are heard.

Lightening cracks in the background as DM and Duo hover over a large metal table discussing their project.

"I think it'll actually work." Duo said, placing his hands on his hips.

"Yup. Thanks for the help Duo-kun." DM replied.

"No problem, but who are we going to use it on first?"

"You'll see." DM starts laughing insanely making the cast and crew shiver in their sleep.

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By that brilliant genius Dark Moon

Author's Note:

Yue: Uh, where's DM?

Heero: Do we even want to know?

Clow: It's best to keep an eye out for her. Who knows what she's come up with this time.

Sakura: Hey, there's a note stuck to Anubis' head. *takes it off and reads it* Hey guys, Duo and I have to set up for the commercial so I can't be there to nag you right now. Please meet us at Penguin Park in one hour. Don't forget by three bishounen too. ^_^

Li: I say we don't go.

Meilin: She'll just find us and make whatever she has planned worse.

Eriol: Much to my disappointment she has a point.

Wufei: Are we supposed to go too?

Quatre: *notices a note on Heero's back and pulls it off, earning a glare from the pilot* This note says yes.

Yue: Should we really go?

Sakura: Let's do it. Besides, the Val fic was great. Maybe this one will be just as good.

Everyone looks at Sakura likes she's insane.

Sakura: *grumbling* I'm just saying it might not be so bad.

Clow: Come on. The faster we get this over with the faster we can recuperate from the damage.

Characters # uh-Aw forget it. Everyone okay!

The group arrived at Penguin Park right on time, standing on top of the penguin slide with a long black cape and dressed in black leather with an evil expression was Dark Moon.

"Is everyone here?" Duo asked from some random spot in the park.

They all nodded."Okay. Action!" he shouted.

"What are we supposed to do?" Li asked.

"Muahahahaha! Run in fear mortals for I, Dark Moon, Mistress of the night and danger to all that is cool and bishounen have devised a plan to keep all of you within my grasp."

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed and ran like scared mice as DM jumped from the slide, her cape flapping in the wind all spawn like, and pulled out a HUGE gun from Authorspace. The light glinted off a name etched in gold. 'Chibi Maker 5000'

Walking like she had all the time in the world DM aimed her gun and fired, hitting Quatre in the back with black light.

"No!" Quatre shrunk into the size of a small child. He looked down at himself and sat down, crying big chibi tears.

"Kawaii!" Sakura gasped, picking up the chibi Quatre.

"Big mistake Kinomoto." DM zapped her in black light and she too was chibified.

"Sakura!" Yue shouted and was soon engulfed in black light.

Chibi Yue didn't even notice as he flew on tiny wings to the chibi Sakura, but since his wings were so tiny and he was a chibi, he landed on his butt and pouted at his hard landing.

DM looked around the deserted Park for even her tied up cuties had found a way to get far from her.

"Come out, come out where ever you are. You can't run from me cause I'm your worst nightmare."

"What's going on here?" Riana asked appearing into the park. Zap!

"Honey?" Seth called out right behind her. Zap!

Shooting her gun at random DM heard small cries of outrage as her victims were hit by the chibi blaster. A chibi Heero and chibi Li came running out as a chibi Kero chased them out from behind a tree.

"Uh oh, the guns going haywire." DM lost control of the gun and began blasting everything. There were chibi trees and chibi slides, revealing the three tied up cuties who were soon chibified as well and able to escape from the rope keeping them there.

"You're even cuter chibi." DM dropped the gun and ran towards the three hearts in her eyes.

"Uh, DM maybe you should keep hold of the gun!" Duo shouted, then was zapped by the chibi maker.

The gun exploded in a blaze of black light. As the light faded, DM looked at herself and saw that she was chibi too!

"Hey that wasn't supwosed to hapwen." she said in her chibi voice.

"We are all chibi now." Chibi Wufei said, coming out from behind a chibi tree.

"I always wanted to relive my childhood but this is redicerlus." Chibi Clow said, but became amused at the slide and went to play.

"I agwee. Wow I wanna play too." Chibi Eriol ran after Clow and they both played on the slides.

"Anyone else hit wit da machine?" Chibi DM said, smiling as she cuddled with Chibi Anubis.

"Yeah, Meiwin, Toya, Yuki, an' me." Chibi Trowa said.

"Gweat, just gweat. Storm!" DM called.

A not chibi Storm came into the park and looked at all the chibi's. "I think I'm in the wrong place." he was about to pop out when he felt a tug on his leg.

Glancing down he couldn't hold back a gasp when he saw DM looking up at him with large chibi eyes.

"Storm. I sorta did a bad thing an' I need your hewp." DM got tears in her eyes and was about to cry but was lifted in his arms and cooed at.

"No worries boss. I'll help you out."

All the chibi's looked at him in shock. Chibi Yue passed out and had to be revived by Sakura.

"Yay!" DM hugged him around the neck and smiled.

"Wha's wit you?" Li asked, looking suspicious.

"I like kids." he shrugged. "Must be some good guy thing I was given."

"Yup." DM nodded. "I don't wan' him evwil. Jus' bad."

"Ow! DM! Li pulled my hair." Chibi Meilin cried.

"No I didn' she's lying." Chibi Li defended.

"Oi." DM turned in the direction of the camera. "Never invent a Chibi Maker 5000 unless you have ah Un-Chibi Maker 800."

"That a wap!" Chibi Duo grinned.



Chibi DM: I think that went well.

Chibi Yue: What! We're all chibi now.

CRiana: I tink it is good.

CSeth: How?

CRiana: Now I can play dollies. *get's out hidden barbie set and plays dress up*

CSakura and CMeilin: Can we play too?

CRiana: Yah.

*Riana, Meilin and Sakura play.*

CClow: Why do I have da feeling we will be chibi for long time?

CEriol: Cause it's DM we aw talking about.

CLi: Bang, bang. I got you. *runs away from CHeero who holds a plastic gun*

CHeero: Nuh uh. I was hiding behind my invwisible shield.

CQuatre: More tea, Twowa?

CTrowa: *nod*

CQuatre: *pours imaginary tea into a porcelain cup*

Storm: Where's Duo?

CWufei: He ran away wit DM to play scientist.

*A large explosion fills the air.*

CDM: Less dynamwite?

CDuo: Yeah.

Storm: -_-v