Sorry if this gets too lazy. Ugh…3 asks for smashmansion and 7 asks for another blog. I just want to get this finished as soon as possible. Secondly, I'm running out of inspiration, which is why it looks like it was slapped together.


Bowser went on his Clown Car and went to Smash Mall. When he reached there, a full parking lot greeted him. His tense hands were gripping the steering wheel, and Bowser would kill anyone to get a parking space.

1 hour later:

Bowser honked the horn, still circling around the parking. He wasn't the only one looking for a parking, and he saw several cars searching for a parking space. Smash Mall had their own Black Friday, and almost everything became deeply discounted.

"HURRY UP!" Bowser roared, before noticing an empty spot. He flew over to it, to see that a blue car parked into it.


Link and Toon Link passed by a candy store, and Toon Link ran into it.

"DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!" Toon Link barked, pointing at some gummies shaped like slimes. His tone scared a few customers, and made a child cry.

"What did I say about you behaving?" Link demanded.

"That I should behave if I want candy?" asked the Cartoon Link.

"Yes." responded Link. "And if you act up again, I may have to tell everyone back at the mansion about it. Now be a good boy and continue on with my shopping."

"Awww.." Toon Link sobbed. The Hero walked towards the candy store cashier to say something.

"Sorry about that, Toon Link is always like that in public." Link apologized. He exited the store, and the two walked towards the food court.


Mario went to another mall, and he saw more Salvation Army people. His head already hurts from the ringing bells and the soliciting people, and he didn't want to deal with them again. While walking, a Koopa girl stopped the plumber in his tracks.

"GIVE OR DIE." the Koopa girl hissed, shoving a donation bin into his face.

"Uh, no thanks." Mario gulped, before walking away. The Koopa went in her shell and pursued Mario, crashing into innocent bystanders.

"Mamma Mia!" Mario yelled while fleeing from the aggressive pink turtle. He tried to run to the exit, but it was too late. The Koopa caught up to Mario and knocked him out, when he wasn't looking.

2 hours later:

Mario woke up on the mall floor, shoppers, security and some of the cashiers looking at him.

"What-a happened?" Mario asked himself.

"You got hit hard by one of the Salvation Army Koopas. You're really lucky she didn't take your wallet, but she's also targeting famous and wealthy people." responded a security guard.

"We've managed to arrest her, and the Salvation Army already knows about this." another security guard added in.

"Here's your wallet." a third security guard handed Mario's wallet to him.


Princess Peach was recently released from the hospital and passed by a tall woman with a fair complexion. The woman looked like Luigi, and it made Princess Peach suspicious if that was Luigi's alter ego. She wore a bright red dress with stockings and black high-heeled shoes. While a long gold necklace circled her neck, a matching hat stayed on her head. In her hands was a black leather purse. The woman noticed the princess

"You're my cousin's fiancée!" the woman fangirled.

"I'm sorry, but do I know you?" Peach questioned.

"Sorry to introduce myself, I'm Cousin Luigeena.

"Oh you." Peach responded awkwardly. She knew that Luigeena keeps pestering the Mario Bros, and she didn't want to be in the same fate as them. Peach didn't want a third person tormenting her, so she came up with a plan.

"I heard Lyle Alzado is somewhere in town." Peach lied meekly.

"OOH, WHERE IS HE?" Luigeena demanded.

"He's at Smash Mall, I think. Mario said something about going with him to the mall." Peach continued to lie.

"THANKS FOR TELLING ME!" Luigeena squealed with delight. She ran out of the mansion, to court the football player she loves.

"Phew. Guess I don't have to deal with her again." Peach sighed in relief.


Master Hand walked back to his desk, 3 envelopes on his desk.

"THERE'S MORE OF YOU?!" Master Hand cried, not taking a closer look at them.

"Calm down Master Hand, these were from that blog you operated!" Popo called. Master Hand ignored him.

"Well, I've better get those bills done." Master Hand spoke to himself. He wrote a check to the bill company, sealed it with the bill in an envelope, and left it in the "To Mail" box.

"1 done, 9 to go." complained Master Hand.


"Writing all these Christmas cards." Pit whined in frustration. He only got to the first half of people's names starting with the letter "L", and Pit was dying to get out. Suddenly, a knock came from his door.

"Coming!" the angel called. He flew towards the giant door, opened it, and saw Ness and Red.

"Pit, you want to play Nintendo Land with us?" Red requested.

"I have to write those Christmas cards. I got everyone from A-L finished, and I still need to do M-Z." complained Pit.

"That's too bad. Guess we'll have to ask Lucas to play with us instead. We'd like to help, but ain't got the time." lied Red. They did have the time to help Pit write those cards, but they didn't want to waste their time writing cards to people they don't even know.

"See ya." Ness said. The two of them walked away.


Ganondorf swayed back and forth from his hangover, while several people giggled at Wolf's laptop.

"What's so funny?" Ganondorf hissed.

"This." King Dedede escorted the Gerudo to the laptop.

"Start the video at the beginning. I want to show the funny video we were watching to Ganondork." the fat penguin said.

"Sure. We've watched it 10 times." Meta Knight answered. He set the video to the beginning, so everyone can see it.

"This video has over 340,000 views in less than three days. It's a fail video of Diddy Kong trying to ride a bike over a ramp." Roy commented. "Let's watch."

"Meta Knight, that's not the video we wanted to show him." Dedede notified. Meta Knight said nothing but skip to the next video Roy planned to talk about.

"Now I saved the best for last. It's this drunken video of the notable Smasher, Ganondorf Dragmire. In 4 days, this received 980,000 views.

The camera focused on Ganondorf spinning around in circles.

"Water you. Stop!" Bowser cried. The Gerudo ignored him and started undressing himself, throwing the first few removed pieces of armor at random people.

Ganondorf paused the video.

"WHO UPLOADED THIS?" Ganondorf barked.

"We're keeping this a secret. Sucks to be you, GanonDORK!" Wolf howled.

"Shut up." Ganondorf shoved Wolf into a wall and left.


Snake and Sonic managed to buy extension cords from the store and connect them to their Christmas lights.

"NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING?" Snake ranted.

"Did you plug them in right?" Sonic tried to be helpful, as an attempt to avoid a beating by the mercenary.

"I'm sure I did." Snake grumbled. "I'm going to experiment with those lights too."

2 hours later:

"IT'S STILL NOT WORKING!" roared Snake.

"Are you sure? I'll just check if it's plugged in right." replied Sonic. The blue hedgehog walked towards the power cords and inspected it.

"Guess I was right, the lights were partly plugged. Plus there's a frayed cable. Sonic out!" Sonic ran back into the house.


Marth went back to Smash-Mart to check if they restocked on trees.

"Welcome to Smash Mart." Malon chimed again.

"I'm looking for trees." Marth responded.

"Follow me again." Malon walked away. The prince followed the Smash-Mart greeter, not realizing they passed the Christmas section. They stopped at the potted plants section.

"Here we are." Malon pointed at a palm tree.

"What is that thing?" exclaimed Marth. Marth never saw one of those trees in his homeland or in Smashville. It did look like an alien tree, since the leaves looked weird and a strange brown fruit grew from it.

"It's a palm tree. Dummy." responded Malon.

"Two questions. What's a palm tree and where are the Christmas trees?" cried Marth.

"We're sold out this year. As for the palm trees, go Google it or something." Malon replied.

"IS THERE ANY OTHER SMASH-MART THAT ALSO SELLS THIS?" Marth screamed in agony.

"Sadly, no. We may get extras after Christmas, so maybe you could check again. Again, there's nothing I can do." Malon walked away, while Marth sobbed.