Hey guy's I'm back! I hoped you guys liked my last chapter! And I've gotten some reviews from some mean people who keep telling me that I'm homophobic and I hate gay people, and I don't hate gay people. There is a lot of Yaoi and Yuri in the Hetalia community and I just wanted to do a story where there were both integrated like in the show. I am especially happy with this chapter, Now let's get started on the chapter.
Germany was sleeping in his bed and was having a bad dream about having to pay France for WW1 by making coco-clocks. Germany woke up and saw a strange man looming over him in he's sleep.
"So this is Italy's allied nation, huh?" Grandpa Rome glared at Germany. 'He better not hurt my precocious little grand baby or I will kill him!" "I don't your face, boy!" Grandpa Rome yelled at Germany. Grandpa Rome is deeply tanned, and both his hair and eyes are a dark brown , he has a wild curl in his hair, but two of them (one on the upper right side of his head, and one on the lower left side), he also wears a mustache, and is dressed in a white beret and robe.
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" Germany sat straight up from his bed and yelled at the Roman man.
Rome stopped glaring at Germany and started to boast about himself. "Oh please!? What kind of ignorant fool doesn't recognizes greatness when they see it!" Rome started flexing his muscles and sparkles were around him when he was doing that. "My sculptured like a beauty should have given it away... Wait check this side! I am a Sir Roman Empire, supreme ruler of all!" He smiled at Germany But he was not happy to see this guy break into his home and started yelling, so Germany pulled a gun out from his bed and pointed it at Rome.
"Get Out! Imposter, what are you up to?! I know Sir roman Empire and you Sir are NO Roman Empire!" Germany yelled at the man. 'If this bastard doesn't get out if her in the next 5 seconds I'm going to kill him!"
When Rome heard Germany question him it made him sad. "I am a too him." He pouted.
"Silence! Just shut up and answer my question!" Germany yelled. "Who are you!?"
Rome was oblivious to Germany's anger and saw that there was potatoes by his bed. "Nice, I'ma so hungry." He took an raw potato and took a bite out of it. "I am Roman Empire." He said without a care in the world.
Germany came up with his gun and pointed it at Rome. "With that kind of attitude my only option is to shoot you in the head!" Germany was really pissed at Rome for breaking into his home. "Why the HELL are you here?" Germany questioned.
Rome decided that he should tell Germany why he had come back from Haven. "Oh, guess I shoulda told you, huh?"
'There better be a good reason for why he's here.' Germany thought with the gun sill in his hand.
Rome went over to Germany's bed and pulled out the cover's and we saw Italy sleeping in one of Germany's shirts. "I came to see my favorite granddaughter!"
Germany started to freak out. "Wait a minute! How in holy hell did she get into my bed!?" He didn't want people to start thinking that he was taking advantage of Italy like Romana thinks.
Rome was rubbing his cheeks with Italy's and say how adorable she was, while Germany was telling himself this is all just a dream.
After Rome was done praising Italy he saw Germany sitting on the bed with an expression the said 'Dear God.'
"So tell me, what kind of a man doesn't enjoy sleeping with a beautiful woman every night?" Rome asked because Germany was surprised to see Italy there. "Oh, are you still a..." Rome started at ask Germany.
"I will punch you in the throat!" Germany yelled at the man.
"Come on now, don't be so sensitive no one here is a judging you,' Rome put an arm around Germany. " there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, actually I'm happy Italy is still one, but if you wanted to take it from her you have my blessing!" Rome said in approval to the German man.
"You're sick and perverted, old man!" Germany blushed and was shocked that her grandfather wouldn't even care if he did sleep with Italy. 'Are all member's of that family insane!?'
"Yeah right. You do it when your board... right? Masturbate, I mean." Rome kept asking Germany a lot of questions.
"NO WAY!" Germany yelled with anime anger tick marks all over his head.
Rome was surprised to here that any man wouldn't masturbate. "But a masturbation is a natural! Everybody takes care a business now and again!"
"That's disgusting!"
Rome was sparkling "You must be a saint...!" He was crying tears of joy.
Rome changed into a professor like clothing with glasses and a bole-tie, and is standing by a blackboard with the geographical of Italy on it. "Since you're so clueless, let old man Rome teach you a thing or two about his legacy!"
"I was sleeping, you know." Germany inquired.
"At least you know where I'm located, right? Rome inside of Italy where my hearta lies, can you believe I was ever that small." Rome loved reminiscing about his past. "First Carthage fell then... others... died, good time... aw memories..." Rome was smiling and little hearts were coming from his head. "I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept everyday." He was getting lost in his memories.
Germany sat on his bed and started to explain Rome's history's perfectly "Legend says that Rome was founded in 753BC by Romulus and Remus, who were raised by wolves." Around 509 BC the Etruscan king was expelled, and a republic state was formed." Germany was reciting Rome's history by heart and Rome was really happy about that.
"The nation continued to conquer and expand through avant-garde law and military strength. By 272 BC, Italy was unified.
"No way, you're right." Rome grabbed Germany's black tank top with a smile on his face. "Get out of here, your a fan aren't you! Youra my fan!" Rome was so happy that Germany admired him so much.
"No, I'm not, I just have respect for." Germany inquired. Rome sat next to Germany on his bed and started patting him on the back and praising him really really loudly for having respect for him but Italy who was sleeping off to the side of the bed was not waking up with that noise right beside her.
After Rome was done praising Germany it was time for him to leave, he got up from the bed. "All right, time for me to head home!" Rome smiled and was starting to walk out the door but Germany stopped him.
"Hold on a second!" Rome stopped and turned around. "Uh...but if you really are Rome, there's something I'd like to ask you..." Germany was looking bashful. "Why did you disappear?" Rome was looking at Germany. "You had so much power...then you just threw it all away. Where did you go? Where is home now?"
"Hmm, those questions are a tough. I was an idiot, but I did not know it." Rome inquired. "It's a funny, I thought my wealth and a power would last. But one day I woke up and I was just history, nothing lasts forever." Rome told Germany. "But I do have only one regret," He told Germany and looked over at Italy. "that I could have done more for my grand babies..."
Germany looked at Rome and saw that he was sad to leave her but Rome had no choice.
"Germany," Rome called his name. "I want you to take good care of Italy, and make her happy." Rome requested of the German country.
"Rome, I'll..." Germany turned to look at Rome only to see that he had left. 'He's gone.' Germany thought in disbelief, he looked over at the sleeping Italy. 'I guess I'll have to keep looking out for her now.' Germany smiled at her and went back to his bed and fell asleep again. In her sleep she turned and hugged Germany with a smile on her face.
Rome was in the door way. "She getting big, I'm glad I got to see her." He smiled with tears in his eyes.
That's it for this chapter, I hoped you liked it and for the next chapter in thinking Fem Finland x Sweden or Fem Romono x Spain. You decide! And I'll see you next time. And for those who read m,y Fem Natsu story I';m working on the next chapter for it!
