Btt9
I don't own Hetalia.
The trio was still laughing like drunkards when they were teleported back to France's place.
Insanity was gone and the trio laughed themselves to sleep.
In the middle of the night Prussia (Awesomely!) got up, scratched himself, and went to the parlor with a bar of chocolate. He (unawesomely) couldn't sleep. His awesome brain refusing to shut down.
He heard something in the Frenchmen's kitchen and grabbed the nearest weapon, his chocolate bar.
Oh and one of Britain's scones.
He approached the kitchen like the world's awesomest ninja and made hand gestures to his fake comrades.
He turned the corner and threw the scone.
Oh wait that was his chocolate!
There was a loud crashing noise. This woke the rest of the BTT upstairs and they ran down the stairs tripping over themselves France landed face first with Spain landing not-so comfortably on France.
They rushed to Prussia as he turned on the lights and announced the scariest thing in the world.
"Show your self! I have British food!"
The culprit stood, revealing herself to be a fairly tall, platinum haired girl that looked like Russia. She mumbling something about 'this not being on the contract'. Whatever that meant.
The girl looked only slightly older than The rest to the Torture Trio and she sported a black shirt sporting the logo TT in big neon lettering. She wore a big tan trench coat that had a crowbar in one of it's disturbingly big pockets.
She dusted herself off still muttering, that is until she discovered our heroes (snort yeah right).
She began to Kol and the trio (Awesomely!) backed out of the room nervously.
"Hello comrades." She said approaching the frightened trio of grown men.
"Wh-who are you?" Asked France.
The girl covered her face with her left sleeve. "I am vodka, I am cheeseburger, I am...Aleksei!" She said dramatically.
"Why are you here Alexi?" Asked Spain. She KOLed at him as a creepy Russian aura surrounded her. "That is not my name, comrade., KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL."
The horror! The horror!
She continued. "I recently joined Team Torture via review and pm and now I am hear to give you your prank." She paused politely. "You must trick America into thinking his house is haunted. Just pretend to be ghosts."
The trio shrugged. "Fine." Responded France. Aleksei tutted. "You must bring Ameriko with you. You know her better as Deanna but now she has an account. She knows the house well."
Aleksei snapped her fingers. Or tried to. She eventually resorted to clapping her hands twice. The lights turned off but nothing else happened.
"Erika. A little help here." She called to no one. Presumably Erika, the evil tyrant that now seemed to rule the world, with that snappy finger thing. Erika appeared with Insanity and Ameriko-chan, the first two swinging their leg back and forth on the counters while Ameriko laced a pair of combat boots.
"Yes Lexi?" Erika asked. The torture trio where also sporting neon in black shirts, Insanity was busying herself by sticking turtle stickers to France's counter tops and expensive, one-of-a-kind cabinets.
"Non! Not ze cabinets!" France cried and Insanity giggled.
Ameriko snapped her fingers and teleported herself and the BTT to America. All the while the rest of Team Torture were still hanging out in the French kitchen. Insanity went around putting stickers all over the place while Lexi raided the fridge and Erika ate Prussia's chocolate
Yeah. That chocolate.
"America needs a new decorator, his house is so bland." Stated France. "Yeah, let's rock this prank and get out!... Awesomely!" Said Prussia.
They did the Charlie Brown thing. You know with the sheets and the eye holes. France and Prussia were perfect while Ameriko set up Special Effects. It consisted of gurgling noises, stomach growls and various Pokemon sound bits to create a scary background music mix.
Spain was making dental floss trip wires and placing them strategically around the house.
Dawn came slowly.
A rooster crowed outside and America rose sleepily from his bed. He was getting dressed when he heard something growling under his bed.
A very large dog thing leapt forward and attacked!
Wild THING appeared!
Go, AMERICA!
THING used GROWL!
It's super effective!
AMERICA used PEED MY PANTS!
It appears to do nothing.
ATTACK
}RUN
got away safely!
America ran screaming down the hallway.
Such a weenie.
The monster chased him quickly gaining ground. Metaphorically speaking of course, the floor is made of wood.
He tripped down the stairs when he thought he saw something that looked like a giant floating baby head around the corner. (Obvious P&F reference)
He quickly got to his feet and his in a nearby closet. Then he heard something (take the poochyena and charmander cries and mash them up) coming from behind him.
Omg mummy!
America leapt from the closet and ran screaming for about an hour before finding a McDonald's and calming down.
The team was ROLFing all over the American's dinning room and they were teleported back to France's once more.
Only to discover that the house was trashed. A pig was walking around lazily and turtle stickers and real turtles were everywhere. Their was obvious if signs if a break in on the pantry door and the only thing left was a small note which read,
"Thanks for the food, we played your Mario Kart.
-Erika, Insanity, and Lexi."
France sobbed as the others cleaned and Spain kept the turtles and the crazy dog from America's house.
He named her Churro.
Turtles! I stole churro from Ameriko because I wanted to and we're twins and stuffs.
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