Dimentio had his hands on his forehead,
"I am so sorry…" Dimentio said as he put his head up, "I just can't video game reviews! I mean it's difficult! Very sorry… FATE is never gonna be done…I'm making a new schedule, so sorry if you're looking forward to it. But I'll tell you my opinion of it. FATE is difficult, but a fun game and I really think you should go buy it today! On the Wii Shop Channel…anyhow, time for Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!"
(Scenes of said anime play)
"Now Haruhi Suzumiya started life as a light novel and it eventually became a manga! And today, we're looking into the anime. Now this is a very anime! It's very popular because of this song: Hare Hare Yukai. Now that is closing theme for this series, but anyhow…let's get started!"
I don't care what your thinking as you turn to me
'Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free (set me free)
I can fight the feelin' to resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take you sneak up from behind
Is it me? You say, you're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for here for
Heaaay!
Try to reach inside of me!
Try to take my energy!
Let me show you just what I'm made of
Simple curiosity, trying to take a bite of me
Let me show you just what I'm made of now...
Dimentio, Dimentia, and Fawful were doing the Hare Hare Yukai dance
Maskwitness Reviews: Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"So we begin with this scene!"
Kyon: Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid you can't consider the topic suitable for idle conversation.
HEY! I BELIEVED in Santa for… never really... I kinda never really cared for Santa Claus, but he's an interesting character! But I do believe in Santa Christ!
(Team TGWTG: WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST! WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!)
"I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!" Dimentio started to blink, "Sorry…got into character…"
Kyon: But if you still want to know long I still believe in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this, I've never believed in him. Ever.
You…you…you mean, SANTA NEVER EXISTED! NO! Just kidding…yeah, I just like saying that, I mean there's no scientific proof that Santa exists! But St. Nick did! He was a saint in Turkey or something, in fact we should get back to the review!
Kyon: The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarten Christmas Festival, I knew he was fake.
Yeah, some little kid pulled off his beard and his childhood was ruined forever!
Kyon: And I never saw mommy kissing Santa Claus or anything.
And your opinion on your mom would've been RUINED if she did! In fact, why would she do that! That…you know what; I'm not gonna say it!
Kyon: But I have to say, as a little kid, I knew better than to believe in some old man who only worked one day a year.
But Santa Christ…he works everyday! He likes pancakes! HE LIKES PANCAKES!
Kyon: Now having said that, it wasn't until I got older that I realized that aliens, time travelers, ghosts, monsters, espers, evil syndicates, and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes that fights said evil syndicates…(sighs) were also fake. Okay, maybe I always knew those things were bogus, I just didn't want to admit it. All I ever wanted were alien, time traveler, ghost, monster, esper, evil syndicate, or the hero that fought them to appear and just say, 'Hey!'
Dimentio nodded, "I agree with you!" Dimentio started to clutch his head, "Weird memories coming back!"
Kyon: Unfortunately, reality is a hard road indeed. Yup, you gotta admit, the laws of physics puts a damper on things. I even stopped watching stopped watching those TV shows about the aliens and ghosts and stuff. Aliens, time travelers, esepers, of course they don't exist! But a little part of me wishes that they did.
Kinda like me…I STILL HAVE THOSE WEIRD MEMORIES!
Kyon: I guess I've grown up and realized that I can about those things and still accept reality. But by the time I got out of junior high, I pretty much outgrew that kind of stuff. And I guess I got used to the idea of living in an ordinary world. And just like that, I was in high school! That's when I met her.
Padding, padding
Dimentio smiled, "Yeah, in summary, he's a boy who's gonna get shocked at who's that going to say the weirdest thing…EVER!"
Haruhi: I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people.
Wha-?
Haruhi: But if any of you are aliens, time travelers, espers, come see me. That is all.
*Blinks* There's gotta be something wrong with this girl…but I think she'll find out that that is all true!
Kyon: Is that supposed to be funny?
And cue the epic…COLORS!
(Announcer from Sonic Colors: FINAL COLOR BLASTER!)
Kyon: There stood before me, an amazing, beautiful girl!
"THAT GIRL IS WEIRD! But still, what else can happen!" Dimentio shrugged and continued watching the show.
Teacher: Okay…next…
Kyon: I think everyone thought she was kidding, but it wasn't a joke. And it wasn't anything to laugh about. Haruhi is always dead serious.
(The men's and women's bathroom sign gets zoomed into)
WHOA! PERSONAL SPACE!
Kyon: And that's how we first met. Looking back, I want to believe it was just coincidence.
Something will happen. I know it!
"And was pretty much 2 minutes…and we're still counting them! So the opening theme plays and it's ignorable, so I'm not getting into it. "
Kyon: As long as Haruhi Suzumiya is sitting quietly, she's just like any other extremely beautiful high school girl
Japanese schoolgirls are always like that! Even the middle schoolers…
Kyon: And my seat just happens to be in front of her. I mean, can you blame me for wanting to exploit the seating arrangement so I could, um, get to know her better?
YES! And you obviously have a crush on her…I know had those…
Kyon: Hey, those stuff you're saying when you were introducing yourself, were you serious about that?
(Haruhi looks at Kyon as if she doesn't care.)
(Bakura: I don't care)
Haruhi: What about the stuff I was saying?
Kyon: Well, you know, about the aliens and stuff.
Haruhi: Why are you an alien or something?
I'm a time traveler! But I still don't care about the fact I'm from 500 years of the FREAKING future! I have family here…Weird memories!
Kyon: Well no, just-
Haruhi: Well no, just what?
BURN!
Kyon: Well I…just forget it.
Haruhi: Well, why are we talking right now? You're wasting my time.
Dimentio sighed, "I never got women. Why are they always like this at times? It's kinda annoying…my sister claims that nobody cares that I hate Twilight…you know, I'm just gonna let these memories just float, it's alright, I'm just insane!" Dimentio smiled and blinked for a while and said, "Just continue the episode."
Kyon: Later on, I found out that a few of my classmates were from the same junior high as Haruhi.
Gotta admit. It happens…High schooler speaking here!
One of the Guys in the Those Two Guys pair: Look, if you got the hots for her. Forget it. After being in the same class as her for three years, I know her pretty well. Let's just say that she's what you call beyond eccentric
I'M ECCENTRIC! ALONG WITH JACK SPARROW!
(Capt. Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow)
Dude, you're obsessed with rum…
The Second of the Guys in Those Two Guys pair: Like her introduction?
Yes!
First guy: Yup, in junior high, I can't remember a day she wasn't doing something completely wacky. You ever hear of the quad scribbles incident?
*Looks around* No…
Kyon: No, what's that?
First guy: You know that thing that draws lines on the athletic field?
Not really, I'm not in Japanese high school student…
First guy: Ah, what do you call that thing again, whatever. Well, she used that thing to draw this big, mysterious symbol in the school quad. She snuck into the school grounds at night to draw it.
Obsessesed….
Second guy: Yeah, I remember reading about that. I think it was in the local section in the daily newspaper.
Well, I'm in America, so I've never heard of it! So…how does Kyon not know a thing about this event?
Second guy: It sorta looked like a botched version of a Nazca drawing, didn't it?
Look out! The Dark Signers are coming! I gotta get my children's card game deck and my motorcycle to play it on!
Kyon: So you're telling me she did this all by herself?
First guy: No doubt and she totally admitted doing it.
Wow…why'd she do it?
First guy: Oh yeah, one morning, I get to class early. All the desks were shoved out into the hall! And then there's the time she painted that star on the roof. And this-
Kyon (Thinking): How did she do it?
"So they talk about Haruhi and I swear she's like Konata! She gets good grades and is good at sports! And they also talk about how she dated people for a short amount of time and that the longest time somebody went out with her, it was a week…and the shortest was just 5 minutes! Dang…" Dimentio then looked around, "Been with Dimentia for a while now…"
Dimentia arrived on the scene, "Somebody say my name?"
Dimentio just looked around and said, "If I say yes, will you kill me?"
Dimentia shrugged, "Probably…"
Dimentio sweat-dropped at this, "I'm just gonna go back to reviewing…"
Dimentia smiled, "Okay! I'm done here anyways!" She then left.
Dimentio blinked for a while and shrugged, "Kinda random…"
Haruhi: I don't have any time to deal with ordinary humans!
Shortest guy: Then why the heck did you say okay?
"So the guy with the large fanbase simply says to forget about asking her out and Kyon just thinks this,"
(Kyon: Forget it? What's to forget if I wasn't thinking about it?)
First guy: If you were me, there's only one girl in this class to go after, and that's her.
(Looks at extremely "hot" girl)
Personally, Haruhi seems just my type if I didn't have a girlfriend…
Kyon: Who?
First guy: Ryouko Asakura, and I'm telling you she's on the top 3 of the freshman hottie list.
"Sorry…but I don't like how he's comparing girls! I mean it's almost like how Facebook began! I mean, it's really degrading."
Kyon: So what, are you telling me that you checked out all the freshman girls?
First guy: Heck yeah! I ranked them all from A to D and I even so far to memorize the names of all the A list girls buddy!
*Whispering* Stalker…
Second guy: Really? So what ranking did Asakura get?
First guy: She gets double A+! In top of being gorgeous, I bet her personality is wonderful!
*Smiling* And a killer…it's disturbing, I know…
"So Kyon notices Haruhi and says that she has eccentricities and calls them 'Haruhi Eccentricities'" Dimentio said, "AND NOW WE SHALL PLAY…HARUHI'S ECCENTRICITIES!"
(Kyon: Haruhi Eccentricity #1: A different hair style every day)
(Kyon: Haruhi Eccentricity #2: Our P.E. classes are separated from boys to girls, and when changing into uniforms, girls use the odd number classrooms and boys use even number. {Haruhi is changing as he's explaining} It didn't matter if guys were standing around, she'll just start changing out of her school uniform. To Haruhi, guys were pretty much the same as a bag of potatoes)
(Kyon: Eccentricity #3: It was rather irritating that Haruhi joined every team and every extracurricular club this school had to offer. Every one of the sports clubs liked Haruhi to join their respective teams and she turned everyone of them down. She changed clubs on a daily basis depending on her mood, in the end though she didn't remain a member of a single one of the clubs. I mean what the heck {Whenever there's a swear word, I'll replace it} does she want to do anyway?)
"Yeah…I mean, she's a CRAZY girl! I mean, she kinda acts weird and confusing! And moody too!" Dimentio said in agreement with Kyon.
(Mikuru: That's classified)
"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T SHOW UP YET!"
Kyon: And before I knew it, it was the day before the Golden Week vacation
What's that? TO THE INTERNET!
(Batman swirl)
It's just a normal vacation…
Kyon: Oh, and by the way, Kyon that's my nickname and I really wish people would stop calling me that already…
SO WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!
Kyon: (Looks at Haruhi's hair) Oh I guess today's Wednesday, isn't it?
Kyon: (Narrating) Something snapped inside me, I can't think of any reason why, so do you change your hair everyday to ward off alien invaders?
*Shrugs* Maybe… or maybe…GIANT KAIJU ATTACKS!
(Godzilla attacks a city)
Dimentio looked behind him, "Huh, could've sworn I saw Godzilla...optical illusion? Maybe…"
Fawful was then playing with a machine, "Sorry, trying out my hologram machine…"
Dimentio blinked, "Okay…"
Kyon: (Narrating) I was talking to Haruhi Suzumiya
Haruhi: So, when did you notice?
Kyon: Hm. A while ago.
Haruhi: I see.
BORING! BORING! GIVE ME SOME FUNNY!
Haruhi: Actually, I have a theory that each day of the week has its own image with its own specific color and only goes with that day. I'd say by colors-
Kyon: (Narrating over her) It's so odd, we were having a real conversation for the first time.
Well, that's how I met a lot of my friends.
Kyon: (Narrating) Hey! I kinda understand what she's talking about.
Kyon: So if you turn that into numbers, Monday would be zero, Sunday would be six, right?
Haruhi: Right
Okay…I'm officially confused…
Kyon: I kinda fell that Monday's more like a one.
Yeah, I feel like Monday's the start of the week and Sunday is when you get purified for the end of the week.
Haruhi: I don't think anybody was asking for your opinion.
OH! BURN!
Kyon: Oh, is that so?
(Haruhi and Kyon stare at each other)
(Konata: STAAAAARE…)
Haruhi: Have I met you somewhere before? Like maybe in the past or something like that?
Kyon: Not likely.
Kyon: (Narrating) Usually, an event is triggered by something trivial, well here's my trigger. I was surprised that Haruhi even replied with a half-decent answer. I totally thought she would say 'Shut up loser, who cares?' You get the picture.
LET'S GET READY FOR HAIR CHANGE!
Kyon: (Narrating) And so, when Haruhi came to class the next day with all her hair chopped off, I was rather disturbed by it.
This is how they became friends, just talking to people.
Kyon: I mean, cutting it short like that the day I made my comment, it's rather rash, don't you think?
Haruhi: Not really.
Wow…she's really can hear Kyon's narration!
"So Kyon reveals that he thought that his talking with Haruhi became a ritual, so this is how their friendship came…" Dimentio said, "So Kyon asks if every boy she dated she dumped and Haruhi reveals that none of them were an alien, time traveler, or an esper. She really thinks that she would rather date a really interesting person…even if the person was a he or a SHE! Talk about depraved…"
First guy: Hey Kyon, you need to tell what type of magic spell you're using!
Kyon: What are you talking about?
Well…it's just talking…
First guy: I've never seen Suzumiya talk that long before, and I'm not exaggerating man. What the heck did you say to her?
Yeah! I wanna know! I mean, she seems really interesting!
Kyon: Huh, wonder what I could've said to her. I think it was pretty random stuff.
Well, that's how I met most of my friends.
First guy: This is phenomenon!
Second guy: Kyon always gone after the strange ones, the weirder, the better.
Kyon: A little louder please, so everyone can hear you.
*Holding a megaphone* Please? Oh…it's just a joke…
Asakura: We all want to know how you did it.
JUST TALK TO HER! ONCE YOU GET PAST HER ECCENTRIC SELF, SHE'S ACTUALLY NICE!
Asakura: No matter how much I do, I can't get Haruhi to answer any of my questions, what do you do to get her to open up. Do you have any tips for me?
Just talk…just talk about weird stuff…
Kyon: No idea.
"So Kyon gets kinda angry that they are trying to use her to talk to Haruhi and decides to just quit talking to her by doing this:"
(Kyon: Apparently we're changing seats, so I picked a number out of a cookie tin that gave me the seat next to the window, second to the back. An awesome seat I may say so, farewell Haruhi, foreverrr…)
"First, I highly doubt that you'll not have a seat nearby her. Second, your speech is kinda strange, and third, picking a number out of a cookie tin? That's interesting…wonder if they did that in Lucky Star…note to self: watch more episodes…and it then turns out that Haruhi is sitting right behind him...poor guy…"
Kyon: Hey I've heard you checked out all the clubs at school, give me a head's up if you know any interesting ones, okay?
Haruhi: Absolutely not!
Kyon: (Narrating) An instant reply
Haruhi: Absolutely not!
Okay…what's up with Kyon's monologues? I mean, I know the light novel had Kyon as the narrator, but still, his monologues are kinda boring…
Kyon: It seems she likes to say the word 'Absolutely' a lot.
Haruhi: I thought things would get better when I got into high school, but it's the same here as it's been through out all these mandatory school years. Maybe I'm just in the wrong school.
Likewise, though marching band is very interesting…one of my favorite sports.
Kyon: I sorta wonder what her criteria are.
Haruhi: There was a club called the Mystery Research Club
(Scooby-dooby-do, where are you?)
Sorry, needed to get that out of my system.
Kyon: Yeah, how was that?
Haruhi: It was hilarious, they told me they never had anything they could even remotely call a case and the members were a bunch of mystery novel otakus. Definitely not master detectives.
Interesting, this is getting out to be very interesting…
Kyon: Well, that figures.
Haruhi: Yeah, well I had high hopes for the Supernatural Phenomenon Research Club too, but that thing was just a whole bunch of occult freaks. What do you think of it?
Dumb people obsessed with idiotic ideas
Kyon: I don't think about it.
Haruhi: OH MAN! I'M SO BORED! With all these clubs, you'd think there would be a couple of strange cool ones out there.
She reminds me of Konata…and by that, I mean her voice…
Kyon: Listen, you can't help it if there aren't any. Besides, us normal human types, we gotta be happy with what you're given. You know what I'm saying.
Besides, you'll never know what you have until it gets taken away from you…
Kyon: You can look at it this way, the people who don't like what they got, are the same people who invent things and make discoveries, and advance civilization!
Like the computer for example! I mean, who created the computer!
Kyon: They made airplanes cause they wanted to fly and they made cars and trains
(Train guy: I like trains)
Kyon: (Continuing) cause they wanted to go place to place. It's as simple as that. The only reason we have the things we have now is because a certain group of people got together and used their talent or imagination or genius or whatever to make it all possible. Ordinary people are probably better off living their ordinary lives living as ordinary people.
I'd rather like doing things that are exciting, I mean I've always wanted to battle evil villains…and robot clones of me.
Haruhi: SHUT UP!
BURN!
Kyon: Perhaps this was this conversation that sparked the idea
Dimentio smiled, "And here comes the new club…an amazing club for meeting espers, time travlers, and aliens…the S.O.S BRIGADE!"
Kyon: It happened so suddenly.
Haruhi hits Kyon on her desk and Kyon gets up
Whoa! What's with her?
Kyon: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
My questions exa
Haruhi: I GOT AN IDEA!
And the idea is…
Kyon: About what?
You know, at this moment, I gotta wonder what the other students are thinking…they must think that Haruhi is getting kinda weird…
Haruhi: I can't believe I didn't realize it before! It's so obvious!
AND LET'S GO! I REALLY WANNA SEE THE IDEA!
Kyon: What is?
Haruhi: If it doesn't exist, I should just make it myself!
Come on! This is getting exciting!
Kyon: Make what yourself?
Haruhi: Make a club!
I know! I wanna make my own SOS Brigade at my own school…just need the armband…
Kyon: I hear ya, but you gotta calm down, right?
Haruhi: What's with you? This is what we're talking about! You should be happy about this development!
You know, the more I think about it…the more Kyon reminds me of Kits…
Kits entered the room, "Somebody say my name?"
Dimentio smiled, "Yup!" She then pointed his finger at Kits, "YOU REMIND ME OF KYON!"
Kits blinked, "Okay…I'm just gonna go now…" Kits left the room and Dimentio chuckled to himself.
"Back to the review."
Kyon: Well…we're in the middle of class…
Did anybody notice?
Everyone looks nervously.
I think they did…
Haruhi: (Grabs Kyon's tie after the bell rings) You're gonna help.
Wow! She just ran and pointed…talk about your weird character…
Kyon: (Thinking) I feel like I'm being bullied out of lunch money.
Poor guy…he'll face the weirdest character ever…
Kyon: What do you need help with?
Haruhi: Starting my new club! That's what!
Kyon: First tell me why I have to help you set up a club? It's your idea in the first place. And you can let go of my tie now?
Haruhi: I'll find us a room and some members, and I want you to personally handle all the paperwork to be turned into the school
Kyon: (thinking) She's not listening…
Yipe…I hope I never have a girl like that at my school.
Kyon: Why don't you tell me what type of club it's going to be?
Haruhi: Who cares about that right now?
A lot of people.
Haruhi: We gotta make the club first, you got it? Do all that stuff before school ends today, I'll find a room for the club by then! Okkie-dokkie? (Goes down)
Wow…commanding…kinda like Dimentia…
Dimentia popped in, "DIMENTIO! TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
Dimentio sighed, "Excuse me one sec…"
(French Narrator: 5 minutes later)
Dimentio sat back down, "See what I mean?"
Kyon: Rules for the creation of a new extra-curricular group. At least five members, a teacher to supervise, a name, the name of the person in charge, the purpose of the organization. There's nothing for me to do! It's all in the back of the student handbook.
Like mine!
Kyon: And I can bet money on this, Haruhi's little scheme, nothing about it will contribute to making school or more fun, of that I'm positive.
Oh boy…
"So Haruhi introduces Kyon to the new room for the club and a new person with glasses…and it used to be the literary club, and the girl just says that it's alright by her…and Haruhi thinks that it'll be alright as long as he she has someplace to read. And she says her name, as she reveals her eyes."
(Yuki Nagato: Yuki Nagato)
"I'm an emotionless girl…nothing about me…I have no emotions…" Dimentio said in monotone and went back to his normal way of speech, "Yeah, that's her main purpose."
(Haruhi: Well, there you have it! From now on we're gonna meet up here in this room, right after school! And ya better show up mister, cause if you don't , it's the death penalty!)
"Talk about weird girl…and she really sounds like Konata…must be the same voice actress…" Dimentio said shocked.
Kyon: Understood. I don't want to die.
She'll probably not kill you…I mean, would she really kill someone?
Haruhi: We need to find more club members, we need at least two more people.
This should be interesting…
Kyon: What does that mean you already have that literary club girl in the head count? Does Haruhi think she comes with the room, like some kind of accessory?
Probably…
"So Haruhi says that she has a couple of leads and these are the people coming into the new club…"
Haruhi: I'll meet you there! (Runs off)
Kyon: I guess I had no choice. I found myself shuffling myself over to the club room.
(Scene changes to Nagato)
Kyon: So…whatcha reading?
(Isabella: Whatcha doin')
A light novel most likely…
Nagato lifts up book.
Kyon: Is it interesting?
Nagato: Unique
Does she have ANY emotion?
Kyon: So what part's unique?
Nagato: All of it.
NO EMOTION! WHY! I MEAN IS THERE A-
(She's an alien…)
*Blinks* Okay…so we have an alien…
Kyon: Huh, you really like books.
Nagato: A little.
Kyon: I see…can I go home now?
Haruhi bursts through the door with a new girl in tow
Haruhi: Sorry I'm late, it took me forever to catch her!
Kyon: (Narrating) It was another girl…a really beautiful girl
Mikuru: What is this? Where am I? W-why did you bring me here? Who are you people anyway? (Sees Haruhi locking the door) Why are you locking the door! What do you want from me?
Dimentio sighed, "Oh boy…it's this scene…"
Haruhi: Just be quiet. (Puts hand over Miyuki's shoulder) Allow me to introduce our newest member, Mikuru Asahina!
Kyon: So much for introductions…where did you kidnap her from?
Haruhi: I didn't kidnap anyone, she came here on her own!
So…why'd you chase her?
Kyon: Same difference.
Haruhi: I caught this one day dreaming her brains out in the junior's classroom! During recess, I make it a point to walk every inch of the main building. I remember seeing her a couple of times and well, here she is!
Yipe…kinda creepy…
Kyon: So that's why I don't see her during recess…Uh, hang on a second, did you say she was a junior!
Yipe…I don't really talk to much juniors…some are kinda rude…but I know some nice ones in my school
Haruhi: So, what if she is?
Um…it's kinda weird…
Kyon: Um…yeah, it's Miss Asahina wasn't it? Why pick her out of all people?
Oh boy…I'm gonna be sad.
Haruhi: What are you? Blind? Just look at her! (Points at Mikuru) She's a total little cutie!
A Moe character? Just like Miyuki? Their names are the same…which came first is the question…
Kyon: Great, now she sounds like a pervert
Haruhi: In this situation, moe is an important concept to keep in mind
ONCE MORE WITH MOE CHARACTERS! I DON'T HAVE ANY MOE CHARACTERS! It's starting to get annoying…
Kyon: Sorry? What did you say?
Haruhi: MOE! MOE! This girl is a prime example of moe! It's a rule that in stories with strange things going on, you need to have one moe character.
She's starting to remind me of Konata…oh boy…
Haruhi: Someone with glasses or an omake costume or anything fetishy, it's essential!
Oh boy…
Haruhi: And that's just the beginning! (Clutches-
"I'm just gonna give you a summary…let's just say, there are these things on women…and that's all I have to say…nothing more, nothing less…and Haruhi grabs them…I'm just gonna go to the quiet corner…BKFOOD!" Dimentio said as BKFood came in.
"Hiya Dimentio! What do ya need?" BK said.
"Finish the review for me…ever heard of Haruhi Suzumiya?" Dimentio said to his friend.
BK shook his head, "Not at all!"
Dimentio sighed, "Never mind…GET OUT OF HERE!"
Dimentia entered the room, "Hey Dimentio…"
Dimentio looked at Dimentia, "Finish the review…I can't take anymore of this…" Dimentio left the room while grumbling, "Seriously Haruhi! You had to do that?"
Dimentia blinked, "Okay…let's finish the review!"
Kyon: So you're telling me that you brought Miss Asahina up here because she's cute, tiny, and extremely well-endowed?
*Looking down* In my official artwork…I'm supposed to be somewhat…
Haruhi: That's right!
Kyon: She truly is an idiot.
Agreed.
Haruhi: I figured what the club needs more than anything is a mascot!
So you're using a junior? Haruhi, tell me…why somebody older?
Haruhi: Mikuru, are you a member of any school clubs right now?
Mikuru: The Calligraphy Club
*Showing a fang* ALLITERATION! Sorry, had to get it out…and no I'm not a vampire, it's just a little element used when someone's ready to smile and be evil!
Haruhi: You can leave that one, it'll just get in the way of our club's activites!
Wow…she's…
Mikuru: Well…okay…I understand
Very, very weak…be strong willed! That's how guys don't try to do bad stuff to you! Or women in this matter…
Kyon: What did she understand?
Mikuru: I'm going to quit the calligraphy club and join this one…however, I don't really know what the literary club does, could you at least tell me that?
Haruhi: We're not the literary club Mikuru.
Dimentio burst through the door, "Is it at that moment now?"
Dimentia shrugged, "Join me to find out." Dimentio and Dimentia sat down at the table and Dimentio was looking like a little kid on candy.
(Haruhi: THE SOS BRIGADE!)
Dimentio cheered and ran off, "THE SOS BRIGADE!" He went to the place where Steel was, "THE SOS BRIGADE!" He ran off to the Insane Critic's place, "THE SOS BRIGADE!" He then went to his local grocery, "THE SOS BRIGADE!" He ran around screaming the name while Dimentia started the review back up.
Kyon: The Spreading Excitement all Over the World with the Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade, SOS Brigade for short. Yeah, it's okay laugh now.
To be honest, it sounds kinda cool…and now…
Kyon: Actually the name should be Spreading Excitement all Over the World with the Haruhi Suzumiya Organization, but we don't have the right to form an organization yet, we still don't know what the point of the club is.
Haruhi: Brigade will have to do, won't it…
GET TO HARE HARE YUKAI!
Kyon: With that baffling statement, the name of the club was decided…yay… just do what ever you want…
Dimentio came back, "I'm done and I brought Fawful for the ride…ready?"
Dimentia smiled, "You betcha!"
Fawful sighed, "Am I the only sane one out of all of you, though a little bit weird…"
Akira came inside the review room with DAL, "Alright…let's do this…"
The review ended with Hare Hare Yukai playing and everybody was dancing the somewhat embarrassing dance.
FINAL VERDICT!
Pros:
Very good idea
Interesting characters
Cons:
Haruhi's messed up!
Why does Mikuru put up with Haruhi's embarrassing actions?
Overall Rating: 7/10, it's fine, but the first episode is just plain weird…if you watch more of the show, that's where the real action kicks in!
Haruhi Suzumiya is owned by Nagaru Tanigawa
Everything else belongs to their respective owners.
Mecha was seen watching Dimentio713, "And now...send..."
There was a small e-mail and all it said was this, "Fanfiction To Drive Dimentio713 Insane..."
However, what he didn't notice was one fanfic that was able to sneak in...
