Chapter 9: Day 5: Axe the Tag


After the battle between Ash and Sakura in tennis deathmatch, Ash took on Misty at Mortal Combat the arcade game. During that time, AJ went up to relax in the whirlpool tub. In there, he meets Domino who was afraid to come out of the tub and show her figure to a boy. After each of them talked for a while, Domino started to trust AJ more and left tub with a weird feeling about him now. Day 5 is here and the tension between the roommates is getting hotter…


Day 5: 8:00am


"Why do we have to share a bathroom?" complained Ash to AJ as he brushed his teeth at the sink along with AJ who was washing his hands.

"For one reason or the other," explained AJ, "Both our rooms are connected to this bathroom and we just happened to have chosen the right one."

"Whatever," mumbled Ash opening the medicine cabinet and looking into it to find his deodorant. As he rummaged through it, he pulled out a black spray bottle with the words scratched off on it.

"Do you use this body spray?" said Ash confused to AJ, "This isn't mine. I think its Axe or Tag."

"Not me," said AJ spitting out his toothpaste, "Those commercials don't make me want to use it with all those girls attacking the user of the spray. Maybe it is one of the cameramen, like him!"

Ash looked at where AJ was pointing to show a cameraman with his video camera recording them. "We are trying to use this room privately," said Ash to man.

"No way," said the guy, "I need to stay here to see if I can catch a gay moment."

"Want something to film?" said Ash to guy who nodded, "Stand right there for a moment." Ash grabbed the door and slammed it into the man. He could here a crash on the other side of the wall.

"Nice going," said AJ to him.

"Anyways," said Ash, "I might as well use it. I can't find my spray anywhere."

"You sure you want to use it?" said AJ while he brushed his hair, "Have you seen those commercials of the crazy girls."

"It's just Hollywood," said Ash spraying himself with the black container, "I mean, it's not real so it won't me. What's the worse that can happen?"

"Whenever someone says that something horribly goes bad," said AJ to him.

"Wimp," mumbled Ash putting his shirt on. When AJ turned away, Ash sprayed him with the container as well.


"Where is Ash?" said Casey to Melody who was preparing him a meal, "He's sure to like us more when he has our special pancakes."

"I don't think he loves you two," said Sakura walking into the kitchen, "Pancakes won't make a difference."

"But our special ones are winners!" said Melody and Casey together, "He bound to loves us!"

"Yeah well…" said Sakura then stopping in mid-sentence when Ash and AJ walked into the room. Her face began to redden and something inside her began to come out.

"You ok?" said AJ to her, "You look pretty hot. Are you over heating?" Sakura made a goofy smile and looked at him.

"Better now," she said weirdly. AJ gave her a strange look and walked towards the pantry with her following him.

"Hey you two," said Ash now turning to face Melody and Casey, "Are you two making pancakes?" Then he noticed it, both girls acting the same way as Sakura is.

"Just for a special lover," they giggling and blushing, "Just for you cutie." Ash was getting pretty confused; they never acted this strange, even after the game started.

"Do you have to kept following me?" said AJ walking into the dinning room with bowl of cereal as Sakura followed him closely.

"Yeah," she said still red and glazing at him with love in her eyes, "Just want to be with you."

"Ok," said AJ sitting down, "Just some regular questions so answer them to best you can in this state you are in. Are you drunk?"

Sakura giggled very girlishly and AJ continued, "Are you avoiding taking your medication?"

Sakura continued to smile lovingly at him as he grew more uneasy with each question he asked. "Are recovering from a drug overdose right now because you are a druggie?" he said.

"You are so funny," she giggled even more, "You are so…hot." AJ nearly fell out of his chair at that point.

"Are you drunk, a druggie, and avoid taking medication today all in one?" he said frowning.

"No," she said even more full of lust, "Just want you to come to my room and ready to have some fun."

"AHHHHHH!" screamed AJ jumping from his chair and running out the door in full panic.

"My lover, come back to me please," said Sakura in love daze and running after him, "Lover!"

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Ash is fighting off Melody and Casey who are walking like love zombies towards him with a fry pan. "Back away zombie girls!" shouted Ash in a panic, "I just want the plain old Casey and Melody back. Stay back!"

"But you are over there," said Casey sweetly and with a blush.

"And we are over here not near you," said Melody jumping at him but missing.

"They turnedinto zombies!" shouted Ash running out the door, "Everyone run for your life!" The girls giggled and chased after him.


"Let me out!" shouted Jessie at Domino from behind a locked door Domino had locked.

"That's what you get for using my hair dryer," said Domino simply. All of a sudden, AJ ran right into her causing both of them to collide and fall to the ground.

"Sorry Domino," said AJ rubbing his head, "Just show me a place to hide. Sakura has gone mental and is after me. Domino?" He looked at her who has her head faced on the ground.

"Oh sorry," said AJ pulling her off the ground. She then faced him and AJ freaked out. She had on the same expression as Sakura, a love daze.

"Oh hi," she said, "That's ok that you ran into me. I'm just glad to see you. Want to do something fun together? Love fun?"

"No," said AJ backing away from her, "I got to go Domino."

"Just call me by my nickname, Dot," she said causing AJ to walk into a wall, "I only tell people to call me that unless they are my lover. Come here lover."

"HELP!" shouted AJ running away form Domino, "It's attack of the love zombies!"

"Where did hot AJ go?" said Sakura walking up Domino.

"He went that way," said Domino lustfully, "Let's get our lover back to us."

"AJ we love you!" shouted both the girls taking off after him, "We want you!"


"This is crazy!" shouted Ash as Casey and Melody chased after him, "They turned into zombies!" He ran into a room, slammed, and locked the door.

"Come back to us!" they shouted from behind the door, "We want you to come with us!"

"Not a chance in a hell!" he shouted back to them and he mumbled to himself, "At least they can't get me in here." Ash turned the front and saw May and Bianca in front of him. He was in the bathroom and both the girls were getting dressed. Both of them had their underwear and bra on, but May didn't have her shirt on and Bianca was pulling her skirt up.

"Oh my God!" shouted Ash to them, "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean…to…walk…in. Are you two ok?" Both the girls surprise expressions have turned to a blush and goofy smile.

"We're fine," said Bianca pulling up her skirt, "Now that you are here."

"Oh crap," said Ash packing himself against the doorway.


"AHHHHH!" screamed AJ has he ran down the hallway on the 3rd floor trying to outrun Domino and Sakura, "Stay away from me you sickoes!"

"We just want you to do something fun with us!" shouted Sakura trying to reach for him as she ran.

"Just some nice love fun with us!" said Domino speeding up.

"This isn't right!" thought AJ as he ran, "That bastard, Ash, must have sprayed me with it! If I make it through this problem, he is so dead!" Then he zoomed past Misty in the hallway not sure if he got her too.

He burst into one of the rooms on the floor. It had a pool and a diving board. "Cool," said AJ, "But there is no where to…"

Then Domino appeared out of nowhere and jumped onto his front and said, "You want to go swimming before our romantic fun? You are so clever! Sakura and Misty, here is in here!"

"Our love!" said the girls walking in. Sakura jumped onto AJ's back and Misty jumped at his legs so he wouldn't move.

"WE LOVE YOU!" they all said together as one. AJ start to sway back and forth causing Domino to kiss him on the lips and all of them to fall into the pool.

Misty and Sakura resurfaced first and crawled onto the shore. Then came AJ and Domino, she was still onto of him with her lips still touching his. Domino then screamed, "Holy shit! What the hell am I doing?"

"My…first…kiss," uttered AJ dazed and weary, "By…a…psycho girl…with…lust in her eyes."

"What the hell happened?" said Domino crawling onto land franticly, "Why was I doing it?"

"Wait a minute!" said AJ popping out of his daze and looking at the girls, "You're all back to normal!"

"Wasn't I always normal?" said Misty confused.

"Water must splash away all the chemicals on the person!" said AJ, "That's it!"

"Are you ok?" said Sakura, "You're acting crazy." AJ dropped out of the water, grabbed a bucket, filled it with the pool water, and took off.

Misty turned to Domino, "You ok? AJ and you were kissing each other. Why were you two doing that?"

"I don't know," said Domino still a little out of it, "But it felt weird kissing him, like I did it before or something. But this was the first time."


"Please stop!" shouted Ash at the girls around him, "Please untie me now!" Melody, Casey, Bianca, and May have all tied him to a bed.

"But you would run away from us again," said Bianca turning on the radio to a love song, "We wouldn't want that."

"No," said the girls in a hypnotic trance, "We want you Ash."

"AHHHH!" he screamed as May jumped onto the bed and was right over him. She put her lips to his and started to kiss him.

"STOP!" shouted AJ kicking the door open causing May to fall on top of Ash, "I'll save you!" AJ tossed the water on to Ash causing the body spray to away.

"Huh?" said May dazed, "What happened?" She looked and saw Ash right there. She jumped up and screamed falling off the bed.

"Holy crap!" she said, "What was I doing to my love! I embarrassed myself so much! He'll never love me now!"

"She back to normal," said AJ to Ash, "She is so crazy like she was before then."

"Still not normal to me!" said Ash.

"I'm so sorry!" said May popping up next to the side of the bed, "Is there anything I can do to make up for what I was ever doing?"

"For starters untie me please!" plead Ash to her, "And no fishy business ok?" May smiled and untied him.

"What happened?" said Melody to AJ, "I don't remember much."

"Even if I told you," said AJ to her, "You wouldn't understand."


Author Note: Ok, so it wasn't just like those commercials, but I didn't want to completely copy them. But give them around of applause for giving me the great idea!

If you notice I release this chapter pretty fast, that's because so many people like the last chapter that I wanted to get the next one out fast.

Ok, if any of you have recently checked out my profile, I removed my favorite villain section and replaced it with My Favorite X-Play Review. This is where I posted my favorite review because it was so funny and very interesting. If you want to check out the whole review, watch X-Play on G4 or check the review out on the G4 website.

Big news, I have thought up another story of the Boy Vs. Girl series, this story is part of the series. It isn't a sequel to this one, but a completely different setting and story. It's called, I'm A Slave to a Bunch of Girls. The story follows a bunch of boys from our dimension and are taken to the other dimension of video game, anime, and video characters. Who are the kidnappers? They are a bunch of girls, villain girls with issues about guys and boys. Each boy becomes a certain slave to a certain girl. This story is a big crossover story, with crossovers of Naruto, Pokemon, Avatar: Last Airbender. The type of story it is; is that it is has about everything. The main thing for this story is that it is Action/Adventure and Suspense, but it still will have humor, romance, and horror. But I'll only release this story if you people actually think this is a good idea. If not, I'll toss it aside and continue thinking up another part for this series. But if you want it, I'll do it.

Back on this story, the next chapter is where someone is going to leave the mansion because of an injury. Prepare, the next chapter is a sport one where everyone is competing in…I'm not saying which one but it has a movie based off it.


Next to Come: Chapter 10: Day 6: Duck and Run


Date: 6/26/06

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