Chapter nine- A chapter that has nothing to do with hats

Disclaimer: That bug, it taunts me with it's coldness, I keep killing it, but it always comes back

Ginny Weasley was doing the funky chicken in the deserted commen room. She put her hands in the air and danced like she didn't care. It was all merry and joyeous (did i spell that right), when suddenly she had a sudden erdge to go create mayhem. So she ran out of the commen room and straight into-- Draco"Ferrot Boy"Malfoy.

"Wow, Ferrot Boy this seems to be happening a lot latly"

"I think the autheress has decided that whenever we meet it should be associated with a painful loss of wind and pain to the head area"

"Must be"

"now i have to be snide and mock your families lack of wealth, HaHa you're poor"

"And i have to show how witty and cleaver i am by having a great come back, well at least i'm not stupid"

"Now that i have no comeback i say something stupid and non relevent, You eat mud"

"Whatever little rodent person i have to create mayhem'

Ginny ran away from stupid crazy Malfoy to create Mayhem leaving Draco standing alone in front of the portrait of the fat lady in the pink dress.

God that portrait needs a better name i mean it's so not politically correct to call it portrait of The fat lady in the pink dress. She must have so many complexes. Oh my she probably is so unconfident and has like eating disorders, she probably need therapy, what if she was teased in school... That's so mean, i think a painting should not be judged by their flab instead of calling her "the fat lady" for the rest of this fic she will be called Helga.

Ginny ran away from stupid crazy Malfoy to create Mayhem leaving Draco standing alone in front of the portrait of Helga.

Oh yes Helga is a much better name.

"Why am i in this part of the castle the slytherin dorms are like way down in the dungeons"

and he left and went back to the slytherin part of the castle. Meanwhile Ginny was createing Mayhem.

"I love Mayhem"

this mayhem she caused was something that her older brother's would be proud of. She had bewitched all of the toilets in the prefect bathrooms so that when someone flushed them they would well instead of flushing the regular way they would... flush the other way, it was all very messy.

"I love mayhem"

And she continued on her merry way, and then she spotted everyone's least liked teacher Professor Snape and she saw another opertunity to create more mayhem.

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Dinner at hogwarts was a most excellent edvent. All the food was prepared to perfection. It all looked so very grand, like a dog peeing on a fire hydrent, and since i realize that this chapter is going no where i'll throw in a random OC to stir things up.

Draco Malfoy looked at the radient buety in front of him. Her eyes were like shooting stars reflecting off of a blue ocean, her hair was the color of a perfect sunset, her body was that of aphrodite, it was all long winded and shit like that. Her name was Mary Kelley and has just transfered here from somewhere unimportant. She was chatting up a storm when suddenly Ginny apeared and punched Mary in the back of the head.

'Die you Mary Sue freak, your not s'pose to be here, this story already gots a mary sue even if she was only mentioned once, it's a very complex story.'

'why do you care so much'

'I don't know, i saw you talking...

'I wasn't talking, i was chatting'

'fine, i saw you chatting with ferret boy and got a sudden rush of jelousy'

Malfoy looked at ginny and suddenly saw her in a new light, she was pretty good looking for someone a year younger than him, she had flaming red hair, pretty turqouis eyes, and a really, REALLY nice figure, and her personality wasn't that bad either.

'Ginny i don't know how to tell you this but i feel the same way'

'What, your also jelouse that Miss Mary Sue two has perfect cheek bones and is incredibly rich'

'No i feel the same way about you'

'What are you talking about'

'I desire you, just like you desire me'

'Hold the phone, you "desire" me'

'yes, don't you desire me to'

'no'

'oh'

and Malfoy fled from the great hall with the speed of superman and spent the rest of the evening in the boys washroom.

The End....

of this chapter.

god this chapter sucked ass, but don't worry as soon as my muse finishes his little strike thingy i'll be at the top of my game again.