Dear Diary
Can you believe Gohan wants to take care of that animal.
Just looking at that thing makes me sick,
gaining all of my Gohan's attention.
No!...
There's no way that thing's Gohan's brother.
He has to be our son.
I swear to Dende I cleaned out my insides after that night with Goku.
Gohan is the only one who slept with me!
I don't care what he says.
Goten is our baby
and he will always be our baby...
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7 years later…
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Dear Diary
Gohan signed himself into a public school.
I can't believe he did it behind my back.
He told me I wasn't teaching him anything anymore.
No worries though.
My life is still so wonderful.
Even though Gohan avoids me, at least I still have him and our son.
Speaking of our son
we should really get him a haircut.
He reminds me of Goku and I don't like.
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Chi Chi tries to kiss Gohan on the lips, only able to kiss his cheek "Have fun at school honey. I don't want you talking to other girls." Goten catches up with Gohan. "Wait for me Gohan!" After the last seven years Chi Chi still can't stand Gohan giving all his affection towards his little brother. She went back inside looking at the results Gohan recently brought from a different clinic. So far there have been two tests proving Goten is only his little brother but she still believes Gohan impregnated her. Angrily looking at the results she rips the pieces of paper into shreds as small as she can so no one will be able to piece them together, if they tried. "Even if that little shit is not our son I can try to convince the little brat that he is. I have to find a way how. Maybe if I'm able to make Goten call him Dad, Gohan will have no choice but to get used to it, and after a while he'll have to accept him as our son."
It was almost noon, Goten just returned from his trip to Gohan's new school, Chi Chi calls him over. "Goten, come over here so I could show you some pictures." Goten happily replies "Okay Mom." As he sat down next to her, Chi Chi was showing Goten all her childhood photos including Gohan's and the rest of the gang. Goten tries to look for a picture of his Father "Mom, are there any pictures of my Dad?" Chi Chi points at all the pictures of Gohan "He's everywhere in this album Goten." Goten looks confused "But those are all Gohan." "Exactly." Goten still couldn't understand. "But Mom, Gohan's my brother. He always tells me that my Dad looks just like me." Chi Chi asks "Well do you see anyone who looks like you in here?" Goten answers her question "No… wait so Gohan's my Dad? That doesn't make sense. If he's my Dad why would he tell me we're brothers" Chi Chi explains "Gohan didn't want me to tell you this but the truth is he and I made you. The reason why he lied about being your brother is because he's not ready to be a Dad yet. He has to marry me and then he can call himself your Dad." Goten looked more confuse. "But the results from doctors said that he's my brother." Chi Chi replies "Tests can be wrong too. Besides, haven't you noticed Gohan's always taking care of you more as a son than a brother." "That's true…" Goten asks his Mother "Well if he is going to marry you someday shouldn't I at least call him Dad?" Chi Chi smiled knowing she almost completed her goal "Well you can but it might bother him. Who knows, maybe he'll get used to it." Goten smiles too "Don't worry Mom, you and Goha… I mean you and Dad will get married in no time."
That night…
While Chi Chi was preparing the table she heard stomping coming down the stairs. Already knowing who it was she says "Dinner's not ready yet Gohan." Gohan asks "What did you tell Goten?!" Chi Chi nonchalantly answers "I don't know what you're talking about honey. Speaking of Goten don't you think it's time to cut off that mop of hair on his head, it's going to get in the way of his eye sight." Gohan was getting tired of dealing with his Mother. It's amazing he hasn't killed her. "Where's Dad's pictures?!" Chi Chi asks him "Why do you want those?" "So I can show Goten what his actual Dad looks like." Chi Chi laughs "Silly, you are his Dad and it's time you start acting like one so you can take care of our son." Gohan growls at her. Not wanting to release his anger in front of his little brother he goes outside to vent it. Before Gohan steps outside Chi Chi exclaims "Oh and don't worry about those pictures, you'll be happy to know that I burned them all!" *Slam* Gohan shuts the door hard. Goten came downstairs. "I'm sorry Mom, I made him angry." Chi Chi tells him "It's alright Goten, he just has to get used to it." Chi Chi thought to herself "Even if Gohan doesn't get used to that idea, there's going to be a breaking point which it'll make him insane enough to kill this little brat. Once he's out of the picture, Gohan and I will make our own children."
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Two days later…
Dear Diary
It's only been a few days and Gohan already has a girlfriend.
Why does he always choose dumb girls?!
What do they have that I don't
besides big boobs an ass!
I asked Goten about it
and he says that the reason why he's going out with her
is because he's being blackmailed by that tramp.
I decided to follow Gohan on his date with this Angela person.
After the end of the day, she dumps my Gohan.
I then continued to follow her to the nearest alley
where I knocked that bitch out without anyone knowing.
By now she should be sailing towards another country as we speak.
Oh Gohan, I always told him to never date those women,
with the power of true love,
nothing will ever get between us.
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Few days later…
Chi Chi and Goten were waiting for Gohan to come home. They were pretty worried since it was getting late. Goten asks "Mom why do you think Gohan's been coming home really late?" Chi Chi was afraid of that "I don't know Goten." Goten wonders "What would you do if he's seeing another girl again? Chi Chi didn't even want to think about Gohan with any other girls. "Oh Goten, that would never happened." She thought to herself "I'll kill any girl who looks at my Gohan." After a few minutes Gohan showed up looking a bit flustered. "Welcome home Gohan!" exclaims Goten "Where were you?" he asks. Chi Chi did notice his face was a bit red "Yeah... where were you honey?!" Gohan grins "I was at Bulma's house and you're not going to believe who I talked to." Both of them were curious. Chi Chi was getting ready to crack skulls if he was indeed with another girl. Gohan tells them the good news. "I talked to Dad!" Goten couldn't believe it. "Really? You actually talked to him?" Chi Chi starts to laugh nervously. "Ha Ha Ha... that's real funny Gohan." Gohan tells them the better news "That's not all, he's going to come back from the other world to participate in the tournament!" Gohan cheerfully exclaims. Goten couldn't be happier. He bounced with joy knowing he's finally going to meet his Father. "You were right big brother! I'm finally gonna meet my Dad, Yay!" Chi Chi on the other hand wished this was all a bad dream.
