The show comes back on...as Coco is searching around for her team...

"NATION!" She screams, steel chair in hand. "GET THE HELL OUT HERE! COME OU-"

SUSIE CARMICHAEL KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Her and Cindy come into full view...and Cindy sneers at her.

"Tch man, let's hurry up before those hardcore nerds come at us. Meet the dudes at the dock." Cindy said before her and Susie drag a dazed Coco off...

Elsewhere backstage...Vince is pacing back and forth while Duke shakes his head and Luther chuckles...Duke was obviously troubled by something...and Luther must have loved it...

"You CANNOT DO THIS..." Duke said. "IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING...you already screwed stuff up ONCE...I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS..."

"Oh WILL YOU SHUT IT, DUKE? THIS IS OUR SHOW...WE MAKE THE RULES...the others FOLLOW THEM..." VKM exclaimed.."We DESERVE THIS..."

"And it's a breach of TRUST amongst the companies...you do this you could spark a HUGE BACKLASH..." Duke said. "Crossover shows could END of you break that trust..."

"Screw trust...it's time we took what we own...which is the business. And what better way than to make THEM an example. They will NEVER have the balls to step up AGAIN..." Luther said

A mystery voice chimed in though..."...Or...it could piss off everyone and you guys could ruin the business forever. But that is just par for the course for 'Ole Vinnie Mac."

VKM turned around...

...AND JOHN HAVOC & CHARLIE BONES ARE BEHIND HIM! The commentators and heads of The WCW Cartoon Division of the 80s and 90s!

"HEY HAVOC & BONES!" Dash exclaimed.

"Ah...Bones & Havoc...the last ones I need to complete my WCW collection." Vince smirked. "Under contract with WWE, even for a night."

"Yeah and I already feel nauseous."Havoc groaned. "We both know what you're doing...CCW related...you're trying to screw CCW out of their Females Tag Titles...we already know...you tend to go back to a well, even if it is dry."

"Get out." Vince said to them both, turning around.

Bones chuckled, "Oh boy Vince never gets old. ...Pun. It's FUNNY how WCW and WWE fought...and the only reason WCW died was because of OUR OWN excess...we admit, WCW had issues. But you think you can kill CCW like you killed WCW...even though YOU YOURSELF never killed us...BAD DEALS did. So how about we stop the narrative of Vince McMahon: Conqueror of WCW, okay? The Victor may get to rewrite history, but don't be so egregious about it while the losers still have breath.

"Get...out..." Vince growled.

"And SECOND..." Havoc said, "...you think you can kill a company?...It's funny...CCW is like WCW...except CCW has competent management...and there is only ONE huge company killing ego, not ten thousand. And unlike us, YOU want to DIRECTLY harm CCW. Vinnie...you're doing too much. And I find it hilarious. Badass Vince is thinking he can beat up CCW, make their top guy kiss his ass on live TV, fire one of their tag teams after screwing them over...and then go for another screwjob...and then just RIDE AWAY into the sunset?...Vince...CCW is pissed at you...keep on poking the bear though...I DARE YOU...I wanna SEE WHAT HAPPENS...you go out there...and you try and do anything to screw them over...you've officially stopped using your brain. And you've opened yourself up for the WORST payback to ever come your way...just keep at it..."

"GET OUUUUUUT!" Vince finally YELLED at B&H...and the duo smirked at Vince losing it...and then walk off with mischievous smirks...

"Oh boy..." Dash gulped. "Pleeease VKM do nothing...pleeease...?"

"Oh CCW might not be happy to hear that..." Courage gulped.

"Eh they'll get over it." Sam said.

"The lever is pulled, and the slot spells out P&G...and we get four coins out of it...a coin with Trunks...one with 9-Volt...one with Steve...and another with Tidus...

"Well folks UP NEXT is The UCA Cruiserweight Title Match! Now let WWE take SOMEBODY ELSE'S TITLES..." Sam grinned. "FINALLY! REVENGE! WE TAKE A TITLE!"

"and WE FOLKS are your special guests my name is CHIP of WND!" Chip said as the camera panned to him, "And joining me is Bahroo of FWE...and-"

"Commentary's RED REPRESENTATIVE, SARGE...unfortunately folks there is no Sora in this match, so Red representation here is low. But since Tidus is UCA and defending out Belt (that he will lose to Sora), I MUST cheer for this faux-Red...I guess a Violet...a mix of blue and red..." Sarge pondered this...

...and then "Showstopper" by TobyMac plays to a mix of cheers and boos...

...and Timmy Turner walks down the ramp, carrying his Cruiserweight Title down the ramp with him.

"What? Timmy? What's he doing out here?" Bahroo asked.

"Erm...I dunno.." Courage shrugged.

"Oh...I think he's coming over HERE...for guest commentary." Dash said with a confused tone.

Timmy walks over to the guest table and puts on a mic. "Hey guys! Ready for some Cruiserweight entertainment?" Timmy asked.

"...Why are you out here?" Dash asked.

"What? Just here to observe the show." Timmy shrugged. "See my fellow Cruiserweight go at it!"

The bell rings, and The UCA Cruiserweight Title graphic appears onscreen...

"The following is a Fatal Fourway Match scheduled for one fall...and it is for The UCA Cruiserweight Championship of the World!"

If you close your eyes, Your life, a naked truth revealed,

Dreams you never lived and scars never healed

(Scars never healed)

Out comes STEVE! And he has on a Rey Mysterio skin, complete with mask! Steve gets HUGE EVERY KID LOVES MINECRAFT! He gets the majority of the kid cheers by FAR!

"Coming to the ring first; representing FWE; Steve!"

In the darkness life will take you to the other side,

And find me waiting there you'll see if you just close your eyes.

"Steve is Minecraft's default...and this guy is quintessential good guy for this crowd! Famous worldwide for his game but wants to step it up to the next level in the ring!" Bahroo said, "He was moved from SPWA to FWE so he could PARTICIPATE in this match!"

Signs around the arena are shown, especially one that says, "CRAFT UP A WIN STEVE".

"Kids love this guy." Dash said. "Sorta like MLP."

"Yeah for them girly men a little soft in the head." Sam said, earning himself a buck to the head from Dash. "OW!"

If you just close your eyes.

(If you just close your eyes)

"I MEAN...he's okay. Never seen him go in the ring except a few times. Let's see if he can REALLY impress tonight!" Timmy shrugged.

Oh, save us all again from a cynic's Armageddon.

When your mind didn't want to break, your rusty mouth consented.

9-Volt came out on a hoverboard, his lips on the forever pursed mischievous position...and he had a shirt that said "RUN OUT OF PP TIDUS?". He was playing Minecraft on his phone, which we could see on The TitanTron...and he had crafted one giant statue of himself with The Cruiserweight Title in hand...

I think you're all afraid - Too afraid to admit pollution.

Now there's no easy way to avoid such a hard solution.

"Introducing next; representing WND; 9-Volt!"

"Quite an entrance...9-Volt's MO has been to TROLL Tidus, Trunks, and Steve...and yet that isn't his ONLY work. 9-Volt BEAT Trunks on Main Event. And by the way, Steve beat Trunks and 9-Volt on FUSION!" Chip said.

"Everyone has momentum save one person..." Courage said.

"Yeah, a blue so blue his hair is blue." Sarge said. "9-Volt is a fan of the ultimate red, Super Mario. And that is a-okay with ME. If Tidus SOMEHOW SCREWS UP...9-Volt winning would be nothing SHORT of AMAZING if we sign him."

Digital - Did you tell the word today that we would say goodbye?

Digital - Did you tell the word today that we would say goodbye?

9-Volt floats up and does a grind on the ropes on his hoverboard...before deleting Minecraft off his phone. He throws his board out the ring and stares at Steve...and sticks his tongue out at him...

Future Trunks' theme by Bruce Faulconer plays to HUGE cheers, and the veteran Trunks walks out. He completely resembled Mirai Trunks, right down the the jean jacket. The vet nods and makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving as many fans as he can.

"And next...representing WCW...Trunks Briefs!"

"TRUNKS...racking up Cruiseweight Titles in WWE and UCA, Trunks is the legendary son of Vegeta...yet his career hasn't carried up to the main event." Courage said.

"Which is sad as long as he has been here." Timmy said. "I mean, I've won a World Title. Held it for six months. Trunks? Can't even hold one for a day. He stinks. Trunks WISHES he won a lot. He WISHES he were as good as me or his dad. But he doesn't have the drive to do so."

Trunks slides into the ring and eyes Steve...and then glares at 9-Volt, who says "Your games are repetitive, like your constant losing!"

"He is as blue as blue can be, of COURSE he tends to lose. His sister and father embraced red lifestyles and culture. Trunks is stuck in Blue. He cannot tap into his inate red abilities if he continues to ignore them." Sarge said.

"...Do you even know what you just said?" Courage asked, HIGHLY confused...

I'm always screaming my lungs out

Till my head starts spinning.

Playing my songs is the way

I cope with life. Won't keep my voice down.

Know the words I speak are the thoughts

I think out loud.

I like to keep things honest.

I'm a safe bet like your life's

Staked on it. For real.

I'd hate to keep you all wondering.

I'm constant like the seasons,

And I will never be forgotten man.

TIDUS WALKED OUT...nothing flashy...nothing crazy...no theatrics...he just held up his Cruiserweight Title and showed it off to the world...

"And finally; representing UCA, he is The UCA Cruiserweight Champion of the World...Tidus!"

"We saw Jecht lose with his team earlier tonight, and his son Tidus here...he has some big shoes to fill...but he wants to REPLACE them. Be his OWN shoes." Courage said.

"Yeah he has this thing where he wants to prove himself better than Jecht." Sarge brushes it off. "Nothing big really. More blue delusions. Jecht was a legend. Tidus is just a kid on borrowed time for Final Clash when Sora beats him to regain that Title."

"Haha I beat Sora. I don't think beating him is that hard. I think Tidus may have a harder time than I had, but these Cruiserweight names like Sora or Nigel Uno or Tidus...not so big." Timmy shrugged.

The Global Title contender for WND stares at Tidus and motions for his Belt..."Girlfriend okay? She healthy enough to see you fail too? FFX 0-2 so far! Let's go for three!" 9-Volt said. Tidus sneers at 9-Volt as his music dies and he hands his Belt to the referee, who holds it up in the air for all to see.

The ref calls for the bell, and Tidus observes 9-Volt and Steve…and Trunks observes them as well. And he goes right on the offensive, staying on 9-Volt, and fighting him. Tidus fights Steven, and brawls are the name of the game at first, just trying to get an early advantage. 9-Volt, after beating Trunks, was feeling a little FROGGY…and he runs to the ropes, and Springboards off, and Springboard Frog Splash onto a standing Trunks was-DUCKED, Trunks slides under it in a VERY impressive dodge, gets up as 9-Volt lands on his feet, and Roundhouses the gamer over the ropes. Trunks grabs onto said ropes and vaults himself over to land on the little guy, and then transition into a DDT onto the ring apron!

"Whoa! Trunks is growing aggressive! DDT, PLANTING 9-Volt's head onto the apron!" Chip said.

"All for that UCA Cruiserweight Title, folks!" Sarge exclaimed, "The GREATEST Cruiserweight Title inexistence!"

"Sitting right here holding WCW and WWE legacies in my hands, Sarge." Timmy piped in. "Trunks, 9-Volt, Steve, Tidus…2nd place. Me? Top of the pack for Cruiserweights. ONLY light-heavyweight to win Superstar of the Year mind you."

"What about Charlie Brown?" Courage asked…which prompted a green bear to pop out of Timmy's pocket and ROAR at Courage, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He hid behind Dash (as Tidus Irish Whips Steve).

"There there, Courage." Dash patted her dog friend's back.

Steve comes back to Tidus, and The Blitz Ball player Back Body Drops Steve…and the wrestler with WCW tights lands right on his feet and turns backs to Tidus. He backs up and Tidus gets ROCKED by a Lance Storm-esque kick that sends him to his back! Steven then runs the ropes and bounces off with a springboard, but misses a Lionsault as Tidus rolls away. Steve lands on his feet and runs to Tidus, who goes back down as Steve hops over him. Steve comes back, and Tidus pops up and hops OVER him. Steve bounces off the ropes and grabs onto Tidus and goes for a Monkey Flip…and Tidus flips and actually keeps his footing as he lands on the ropes, and he jumps off and grabs the head of Steve and Springboard Bulldogs him! Tidus pins Steve…

1…

2…

Steve kicks out.

"Okay folks, Steve…is a TALENT." Bahroo said, "That much I can say. But Tidus with that counter was PRETTY damn impressive."

"Yeah Tidus is one of the top Cruiserweights today." Sarge said…and gagged, "Well…for a Blue…curse my company pride…"

"Tidus is a good talent, but he's facing one of the best Cruiserweights this side of classic WCW!" Dash said as 9-Volt was thrown over the steel steps by Trunks. "OW! And Trunks has been showing a more aggressive side that he hasn't shown since he was a kid!"

"The allure of GOLD, folks." Courage said, "…Not the trainer nor the element, but the nickname for a Title Belt…"

Trunks runs up the steps and gets in the ring, having dealt with 9-Volt…and Tidus locks eyes with the Z Fighter. "Been waiting for this." Tidus said, Trunks replying only with a smirk…and Steve, from out of nowhere, Springboards off the ropes and nails a DOUBLE Falling Reverse DDT onto Tidus and Trunks! The two go down, and they are RIGHT next to each other! So Steve runs to the ropes and 9-VOLT PULLS THE ROPES DOWN SO HE CAN FLY OVER AND CRASH ONTO THE FLOOR! (Bahroo: WHOA! Steve went FLYING due to 9-Volt! ; Chip: STRATEGIC THINKING by, arguably, the one who has probably STUDIED these classics. 9-Volt loves classic Nintendo. I wonder if he loves classic wrestling?) 9-Volt enters the ring and kicks Trunks before lifting him up and PLANTING him with a Twisting Brainbuster! (Sarge: Maybe classic Nintendo! That was a Luigi Screwdriver!) The ref counts, 1…2…Tidus pulls him off and kicks 9-Volt in the face! He runs the ropes, and comes back but MISSES the Dropkick as 9-Volt rolls off. Tidus lands on his back, and 9-Volt runs and nails a Senton to Tidus. He grabs the back of Trunks as he tries to get up, and then German Suplexes him!...But Trunks lands on his feet and HE grabs 9-Volt's waist and throws HIM with a German…into a makeshift FALLING NECKBREAKER from Tidus!

"Makeshift teamwork by the two Japanese (made) Cruiserweights!" Exclaimed Courage, "But back on the offensive against one another they go!"

"9-Volt back up too, and STEVE!" Dash pointed up.

Steve jumped on the ropes and dove down to Crossbody BOTH Tidus and Trunks! And Steve got up and saw 9-Volt on the ropes, leaning through them to catch his bearings. So he runs the ropes…

…and DELIVERS A TIGER FEINT KICK TO 9-VOLT!

"WHOA! 619! Classic by Rey Mysterio himself!" Exclaimed Chip.

"Now that was something pretty impressive!" Sam said, "But Trunks you need to get your behind up and DO SOMETHING!"

Steve hops on the ropes for a West Coast Pop, and NAILS THE SEATED SENTON AND HURRICARANA!

"REF! GET THAT MAN A COUNT, WE HAVE A NEW UCA CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!" Bahroo exclaimed.

"OH NO YOU DIRTY BLUE, TIDUS, DEFEND YOUR TITLE!" exclaimed Sarge.

"Ref is counting!" Exclaimed Courage.

1…

2…

Trunks BREAKS IT UP! And he gets up and throws Steve to the ropes! He catches him off the rebound and pops him upward before PLANTING him on his back with a Sitout Facebuster! And TIDUS grabs Trunks from behind, and hops on his shoulders before ROLLING HIM into a School Boy! 1…2, Trunks rolls forward and has Tidus in a pin, 1…2, but Trunks gets on his knees with Tidus on his back…and he sees Steve still on the ground with his knees up. He writhes…but DOESN'T see Trunks ALABAMA SLAMMING Tidus back first onto his knees! ALL the breath escapes his lungs, and he holds his chest as he coughs up a STORM. Tidus rolls on his knees, and Trunks goes dow-9-Volt grabs Trunks from behind and DROPS him with The Save Point (Spinning Headlock Elbow Drop)! But that is NOT all! He climbs towards the top of the far left corner…and looks down at Trunks…The crowd, now SINGING Super Mario Bros.'s theme as he makes his way to the top, get HIGHER and FASTER as he climbs. 9-Volt stands tall…

"Ooooh…oh folks, this is about to TRULY OLD SCHOOL!" Exclaimed Sarge said, "If I wasn't TICKED at Tidus for almost losing here, I would say that 9-Volt knows how to ENCAPSULATE the spirit of the reds! Especially the red named SUPER MARIO!"

9-Volt JUMPED…

…AND GETS ROCKED BY A MIDAIR BLITZ KICK!

"WOOOW! BLITZ KICK FROM MIDAIR!" Dash exclaimed.

"OH COME ON! TRUNKS GET YER LAZY BUTT UP!" Sam exclaimed.

"9-VOLT IS OUT FOLKS! 9-VOLT IS OUT LIKE A LAMP! THE AMAZING POWER OF THE REDS FLOWED THROUGH TIDUS FOR ONE MINUTE TO DELIVER A BLITZ KICK OF IMMENSE PROPORTIONS!" Sarge yelled and clapped.

Tidus, holding his back and still coughing, jumps on 9-Volt and pins him!

1…

2…

450 SPLASH FROM STEVE TAKES DOWN TIDUS, ENDS THE PIN, AND CRUSHES 9-VOLT! STEVE PINS 9-VOLT NOW!

"AND NOW STEVE WITH HIS OWN MOVE, THE ENDER SPLASH, TO GET THE PIN!" Bahro exclaimed, "NEW CHAMP! We got a NEW NEW NEW Champion ladies & gentlemen!"

"NO NO NO SCREW THAT! SCREW THAT NOISE!" Sarge exclaimed, "SOMEBODY! Tidus get up! Trunks get up! 9-VOLT, HARNESS RED ENERGY!"

1…

2…

TRUNKS NAILS A LEG DROP TO END THE PIN…AND CRUSH 9-VOLT EVEN MORE!

"LEG DROP! POOR 9-VOLT, THE KID'S GETTING TURNED INTO A PAPER 9-VOLT!" Chip exclaimed…"…Nintendo Humor!"

1…

2…

TIDUS DRAGS TRUNKS OFF!

"PHEW…And the SAVE from Tidus!" Sarge exclaimed. "THANK you, some RED went into you for a second. It was as if JECHT was there for a second."

But then Steve rolls Tidus up with a School Boy!

1…

2…

Steve senses Tidus is going to break out and LIFTS him for a Flapjack of sorts…and Tidus gets from Steve's grasp and lands behind him before lifting him and Olympic Slamming him over the ropes! But Trunks BOOTS Tidus's head as it looks over the ropes and sends him into the corner! Trunks stumbles a tad, but he knows the gravity of the situation. This is his chance to BECOME A STAR again…and he can't risk ANY mistakes. He can't risk ANY missed steps! So he goes for a CERTIFIED winner…and GRABS the neck of Tidus…and he LIFTS UP TIDUS…

…AND NAILS A CHOKESLAM, OF BIG BANG PROPORTIONS!

"CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! SHADES OF HIS FATHER!" Exclaimed Dash, "THIS IS A BIG ONE! TRUNKS HAS TO GET THIS! BIG BANG CHOKESLAM, ENDER OF LEGENDS!"

"A RED CHOKESLAM BY A BLUE! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CAN'T BE!" Sarge exclaimed.

"OH CRAP! HAHAHA OH VEGETA MUST BE PROUD!" Bahroo exclaimed.

"THIS IS IT, FOLKS, TRUNKS HAS THE LEGS HOOKED!" Chip exclaimed, "AND THE COVER!"

1…

2…

TIDUS GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!

"THR-FOOT!" Dash shouted out…very memeworthy.

'Tidus with the ring awareness to get the foot on the ropes…and look how FRUSTRATED Trunks is!" Courage exclaimed.

Trunks holds his hair, almost PULLING at it…and he looks at the ref…and back at Tidus…and picks him back up. He holds his arm…and head…and hooks…and LIFTS…

…Shining Sword (Final Cut) is REVERSED as Tidus lands on his feet and kicks the back of Trunks! Tidus backs up into the ropes, and Trunks himself picks himself up JUST TO GET THE BLITZ KICK RIGHT TO THE DOME!

"BLITZ KICK! BLITZ KICK!" Timmy exclaimed almost sarcastically, "AAALL OVAH!"

"CONNECTED RIGHT TO THE DOME OF TRUNKS!" Bahroo exclaimed, "And Trunks is down-BICYCLE KICK! 9-VOLT WITH THE JECHT KICK TO THE SKULL OF TIDUS!"

"OH SWEET IRONY, THY NAME IS 9-VOLT!" Sam exclaimed with a HUGE laugh!

"OH NONONO! I CAN'T TAKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS DAMMIT NOT LIKE THIS!" Sarge exclaimed.

9-Volt LAUGHS IT UP and pins him! He hooks BOTH legs as Tidus barely even knows where the HECK he is! 9-VOLT COUNTS HIS FINGERS WITH THE PIN COUNT!

"OH NO NO NO KID, TIDUS YOU MORON…" Sarge exclaimed.

1…

2…

KICKOUT! TIDUS KICKED OUT A MILLISECOND BEFORE THAT HAND HIT THE MAT! 9-VOLT IS SPAZZING OUT!

"YOU JUST GOT-WHAT?! THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" Sarge's jaw DROPPED!

"WHAAAT IN TARNATION?!" Sam screamed.

"OOOHOHOHOHO THIS IS TOO SWEET!" Timmy laughed.

"9-VOLT IS FREAKING OUT! HE'S ARGUING WITH THE REF!" Dash exclaimed. "GREAT CELESTIA, 9-VOLT IS HAVING A NEAR MELTDOWN!"

The classic gamer is SCREAMING IN THE FACE of the referee, just ADMONISHING HIM for what he calls "AWFUL OFFICIATING!" 9-Volt is saying he could have WON had he gone down a DECASECOND earlier! But now the gamer is TICKED…he is PISSED…he exits the ring and grabs the chair that YUNA was using before entering back into the ring.

"Ooooh, this match is No DQ, Fatal Fourways normally are, and 9-Volt has FINALLY gone off the deep end!" Courage said.

"Eheheheh…" Timmy chuckled.

9-Volt…readies the chair…and Tidus stands up via the ropes...the Tidus fan in the crowd crowd is shouting, "DON'T TURN AROUND!"

…and when he does, 9-Volt BEANS TIDUS WITH THE CHAIR!

"BALLGAME!" Same exclaimed. "BALLGAME FOR LIFE! 9-VOLT, PIN THAT KID! I HAVE LOST FAITH IN MY TEAM!"

"NO NOOO! STOP USING RED ENERGY!" Sarge asked.

1…

2…

STEVE PULLS 9-VOLT RIGHT OUT OF THE RING, AND SLAMS HIS HEAD ONTO THE APRON!

"Save by STEVE!" Bahroo exclaimed, "And-oooh oh oh OH!"

STEVE PACKAGE PILEDRIVES 9-VOLT ONTO THE HARD FLOOR!

"OH I HOPE THAT HELMET SAVED 9-VOLT'S NECK!" Chip exclaimed.

"And Steve BACK in the ring! Trunks is up!" Courage said.

Trunks lifts himself up via the ropes, and Steve lifts him into an Argentine Backbreaker…and TRUNKS ESCPAPES! Steve was looking for The Diamond Driver (Argentine Driver), but Trunks escapes and kicks the gut before SITOUT FACEBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Trunks holds his side and gets up…and sees Tidus attempting to stand up. The crowd is ON THEIR FEET, chants of "TRUUUNKS! TRUUUNKS!" ring out as Trunks observes Tidus…and he grabs the arm…

…hooks the neck…

…and lifts to-Tidus gets back down and twists about with Trunks in the Front Headlock hold, both trying to get some-DESPARATION BLITZ KICK TO THE DOME OF TRUNKS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!

"GOOD ALAMO, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?" Sam exclaimed.

"SWEET CARAMEL ON A SUNDAE, TIDUS MAY HAVE KNOCKED SOME NUMBERS OFF TRUNKS' POWER LEVEL!" Chip announced as Tidus lay on the ground near a prone Trunks.

"THAT WAS AMAZING, TIDUS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!" Dash exclaimed.

"DON'T CHEER HIM, WE'RE ABOUT TO LOSE ANOTHER BIG ONE!" Sam screamed.

"HE GOES DOOOWN! HE GOES DOOOWN!" Bahroo exclaimed.

"AND THE ARM OVER TRUNKS!" Courage said.

"HAHA! YES! A BLUE FINALLY DID IT RIGHT!" Sarge cheered, "AND NOW TRUNKS, NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT COMING ONTO OUR PPV…"

1…

2…

3!

"YOU JUST GOT SARGE'D!" Sarge fist pumped. The bell rings, and Tidus gets HUGE cheers and claps of respect as they chant, "JUST LIKE DADDY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* JUST LIKE DADDY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*"

Tidus struggles to stand up, his head still woozy from the chair shot to the Jecht Kick…Yuna, however, slides into the ring to help him up. The referee, UCA Ref #2, hands Tidus his Cruiserweight Title as Gadget announces-

"Here is your winner, and STILL UCA Cruiserweight Champion…Tidus!"

"He had a MISSION…come into Pride & Glory…show up his dad…and prepare for Final Clash, to show that he was the real deal! And he did JUST that tonight!" Dash exclaimed.

"And man oh man…poor TRUNKS..." Timmy chuckled. "Welp Tidus, easy pickings Sora! ANYONE can beat HIM. I'm proof."

Yuna escorts Tidus out of the ring. And he holds up his Championship Belt high, with the crowd responding oh so positively with cheers and claps.

…and in the ring…as the music dies…Trunks slowly sits up. THAT…was a heartbreaker for him. Cruiserweight mainstay COULDN'T pick up the big one. What would his FATHER think he wondered?...

…Of course, the fans had nothing for love for Trunks. Even Tidus, looking back from the ramp, gave a thumbs up to the old UCA guy. Trunks got up and dusted himself off. The crowd chanted "TRUNKS! TRUNKS! TRUNKS!" as he looked around.

"No matter WHAT though, we got OUR top Cruiserweight guy." Dash said, pumping a hoof.

"Yeah, a loser at that." Sam deadpanned.

"You're so negative…" Courage sighed.

Trunks nods and acknowledges the crowd BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TIMMY SLAMS HIS TITLE BELT OVER THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

"OH COME ON!" Dash exclaimed, "What was the freaking point of that?"

"Our REAL Cruiserweight mainstay, TIMMY TURNER, is technically a Showdown guy." Sam said, "He has The Cruiserweight Title! Made by NWA/WCW! And he's holding it with more pride than Trunks could EVER hold it with these days!"

"Yeah and he's just as JERKISH as ever too!" Courage groaned.

Timmy held up his Title Belt above a KO'd Trunks, the crowd booing and chanting, "ASSHOLE!" at Timmy. Oh but he didn't care. All he knew was that HE was the best Cruiserweight in WWE AND WCW. The Showstopper V2.

And then we head back to the OUTSIDE...

...and The Nation is standing over a bridge with the dumpster. Susie & Cindy are dragging over Coco...and then they throw her into the dumpster as well. Black Dynamite SLAMS the lid on her head to make it close...and Huey speaks into the camera.

"We don't take kindly to oppression Duke. You using some police scare tactics on us. We said we would take the MLK appproach. You pushed us to a Malcolm X approach." Huey said. "SEND 'EM IN! We had beef with them anyway. Time we squash it. Let hardcore die with them."

Riley jumped around, "As Rick Ross said...ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST..."

Huey, Riley, Dynamite, Cindy, and Susie lift the dumpster...

...AND THE THROW IT OFF THE BRIDGE AND INTO THE WATERS BELOW!

"GOOD GRIEF!" Courage exclaimed.

"THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THERE DAMMIT!" Dash yelled.

The Nation raise a fist before bouncing before the hardcore quintet got there...leaving The Hardcore Animals to possibly DROWN in a dumpster as it sinks to the bottom of the lake...

The slot machine appeared on the Tron again. And as it spun, each dual spelled out Pride & Glory...

...before it shot out one coin, and the face of an Oak Twin. Which one? Who knows. A graphic appeared to say, "WHO'S THE BETTER TWIN...NEXT".

(Commercial)

Save Steelport's rivers...keep our waters beautiful...

*Passes by a scene of the waters of Steelport...with a random dumpster and some escaping animals near it...*

(Commercial End)