A/N: I'm back! If you read my other story, GenderBender Beans, I have also updated that.
The reason I haven't been on, is because stupid Hurricane Sandy broke my computer.
But one of my Xmas gifts was my new laptop! :D
So, here's the next chapter!
**Warning! There's some cursing in this chapter!**
~JOLW33
"Well, well, well, if it isn't little baby Potter, the Weasel, and the Mudblood." a voice drawled from the shadows.
Out stepped Draco Malfoy, the biggest son of a bitch to ever step foot in Hogwarts.
Except maybe Tom Riddle. That guy has issues.
"Malfoy?!" Ron yelled. "How the bloody hell did you even get in here?!"
"Though you may be Weasel, I'm not an idiot." Malfoy said. Harry, being small and fast, ducked behind the couch, ran over to where Draco stood, and without him noticing, he stood behind him. He put a finger to his lips telling Hermion and Ron to be quiet.
Without warning, Harry jumped onto Malfoy, tackling him to the floor.
"What the f-" Malfoy was cut off as Harry punched him in the stomach.
Ron ran over, and kicked Malfoy somewhere where no man should ever be kicked.
Malfoy curled into a ball, trying to protect himslef from them.
"Dumbass, you're not an armidillo. " Ron said.
Harry giggled from his seat on Malfoys side.
"You've made a big mistake." Malfoy moaned. He elbowed Harry off him, and stood up.
"See you in hell."
With that he disappeared.
Oh my gosh this chapter sucks xD
So sorry!
~JOLW33
