Ask Me Anything: Bleach Style
Chapter: 1053
Lol, JK
Chapter: 9
Crystal: 'Ello everyone! Welcome do Ask Me Anything! I have good news! I'm watching Nacho Lebre! Wait, dats not da good news...Oh well I forgot. Oh wait no! I remember! I found Theo! And he's in da back room right now!
Renji: YES! I get outta this job!
Crystal: No.
Renji: No what?
Crystal: No. You still have da do dis job 'til Theo-kun gets his FULL vacation requirements.
Renji: How long is that?
Crystal: Well...he says dere's about...do or dree weeks left
Rukia: Should I ask why your talking ganster like?
Crystal: Dis is not gansta like, and No.
Everyone: O.O
Crystal: Fine, I had a bet with Sesshomaru. I just lost, but I don't care cuz now we're even. I won his last bet!
Everyone: Double O.O
Crystal: OK before we start, I have a question for all of you out there. Is there a really good Bleach abridged Series on youtube, kinda like the really good Naruto abridged series by Vegeta whatever the freak the numbers are and MasikoX?
Ed: Hey can we just start this so I can leave?
Crystal: HI EDWARD! Sure! Here's the q's!
Ed: Oi Crystal-chan! Hey lets see if Panda can type right today, unlike the whole yahoo insident...that was kinda sad...yet funny at Panda attempt to type! Lol...anywho! Panda dont really have a questionio...nope...cant think of anythin...sorry Crystal-chan! Hm oh yeah is it ok if Renji comes to be the special guest in Panda show...thing?! Lol still cant think of anythin! Panda cant believe you used the ultimate showdown song...that song is startin to get annoying cause of Archer-chan...and her myspace...stupid youtube vid...anywho! Um...Panda know! For everyone whats better guitar hero or dance dance revolution?! Lol sorry Crystal-chan about mentioning guitar hero again! hehe just got done playin it! Suprizing huh?? Lol well cya round! Meow :3
From: gaara-girl003
Crystal: Yeah, thats what you get for playing guitar hero backwords! And yes, Renji can shirk his duties sommore to go be your special guest. And DDR is coolier.
Rukia: DDR
Ichigo: I like both
Renji: Guitar Hero
Tatsuki: DDR!
Karin: I'm with Ichigo, they both rule
Ed: Yay!! I got mentioned in a story! Ichigo: It's really sad that you have a lot of girls flirting with you but you never seem to pick up on it. Or else you're a really big jerk. Gin: you know, maybe if you didn't disappear all the time, maybe Matsumoto would actually confess her feelings to you. (you're still the best captain ever!!) Uryu: You really should become more verbal. Renji: Did getting those tattoos hurt? (you're my favorite vice!) That's all I got, and I don't think your story is to random. Randomness makes everything better! From: Wolfen Slayer
Ichigo: What!? Girls are flirting with me!?
Gin:...Uhh..Ok. Thanks.
Uryuu: Hn
Renji: Not really. Thanks
Crystal: THANKS! RANDOM RULES! OMFG my movies over!? Already!? Now what to watch? Thats all I really feel like watching. Well, That and Eragon, but i wanna read that book first. I think I'm gonna watch the Outsiders. Even though we have to watch that in school, and I've already watched the first ten minutes of it and I was scared. Anyone ever saw it?
"Ponyboy, you cold?"
"Just a little"
then Soda freakin' hugs him, and they were in bed together. And for Panda it got stuck there when they were hugging in bed. I was busting out laughing. But then I got scared when there was kids in Dally's lot and he starts screaming that he's gonna kill them. It was sad. The book was good though. DARRY RULES!
Ed: Ok, who to ask next...I've got questions for every single person in the Bleach Universe. Is there a limit on how many questions in each review? Let's see... Shunsui: Does alcohol not affect your liver in Soul Society? Or is it just because it's sake? Or do you just get Squad 4 to fix you all the time? Komamura: Do you get fleas? Byakuya: If you could do one thing completely unrestrained from being a nobel, a captain, or any rules what so ever, what would it be? Mayuri: What were your parents like that you would turn out the way you have? Soi Fon: Has noone ever asked about your Bankai? If just your Shikai can kill in two hits to the same spot, I can't imagine what your Bankai could do. And how might I go about applying for your squad? Kenpachi: I bow to your almightyness. No captain, 'cept maybe Soi Fon, can compare to your level of awesomenes. To any who disagree I say, Destroy the non-believers! I'll ask some more random people next time. If I may make a request on guest speakers, how 'bout Kenshin or Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin? If this goes all the way to 100 chapters, I'll stick to it all the way! Stay random! From: AlchemicBankai
Crystal: There's no limit to questions...unless it gets so long the review is a page itself (Which I don't think will happen) then I might have to cut it in half or something. And thanks, I hope it does get to 100 chapters! We don't even have ten yet though! SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS! SHUN! SHUN!
Tatsuki: OK..well...can we focus on the questions?
Crystal: Sure, I'm done watching Samurai Pizza Cats anyway...for now
Everyone: Awkward
(A/N: For those who care, I took a break between my line and Tatsuki's line to watch Samurai Pizza cats. I just started watching it. It's scary, yet cool, at the same time)
Shunsui: It doesn't affect us
Komamura: No
Byakuya: I don't know...I never really thought about it
Mayuri: neglective
Crystal: BIG WORD! BIG WORD!
Mayuri: STFU CRYSTAL!
Crystal: WAAAAAAAAAAA! RENJI-KUN! SCARY-DUDE WAS MEAN TO ME!
Renji: DIE! -busy playing Bleach Shattered Blade or howeve the freak its spelled-
Crystal: HEY! Your playing my Wii! I thought I had that in the back room!
Renji: Yeah, you did, but Theo said I could mave it out here if I was your next special guest on ama naruto style.
Crystal: Oh.
Ichigo: Where'd the TV come from?
Crystal: We always had it out here. It needs a password to turn on though.
Renji: Theo told me that too.
Crystal: I noticed. Lemme play too! -grabs remote/nunchuck and starts playing-
Ed: Back to the questions...
Soi Fon: Yes, I am strong
Crystal: Heard this line SO many times before. DAMN YOU RENJI!
Renji: IN YOUR FACE I WIN!
Soi Fon:...OK. Well, once you go to the academy (or whatever the freak its called) maybe you'll graduate high enough to...well, you know the rest. Or if you think your good enough, if you can get to me you can show me what you can do and I'll decide if your good enough to join me, let alone be my Vice captain.
Kenpachi: Thanks I guess.
Crystal: OK, I don't watch that show but I'll look it up and see what I can do. Sorry If I use them and get their personalities wrong though!
Yachiru: Crystal-chan did you lose again?
Crystal: ...Yes.
Renji: I RULE!
Yachiru: I WANNA PLAY! LEMME PLAY!
Crystal: Alright!
Yachiru: YAY! But I'm not on it!
Renji: Tough luck kid.
Yachiru: -Chooses Rukia and beats the crap outta Renji- (whose using Renji BTW, oh and I'm also only using charries I unlocked so far)
Renji: HEY!
Crystal: MY TURN! -Pushes Renji outta the way and plays against Yachiru-
Renji: DAMN YOU!
Ed: lol theses make me smile... Here are my questions: Ikkaku: do you have feelings for Yumichika? Yumichika: Do you have feelings for Shuhei? From: ParadoxChild23
Ikkaku: Hell no!
Yumichika: How did you get so good Yachiru-sama!? You just started playing!
(A/N Yeah, just so you know, i'm not gonna do all the titles. Anyone lower than captains, cept maybe Vices, are gonna add sama to higher names, and Yachiru isn't going to use any of her nicknames cept for Kenny.)
Yachiru: I'm just an awesome person!
Ed: Hey! Yumichika person! Answer your question!
Yumichika: Oh. -reads question- No!
Crystal: Hey! I never let you come over to watch us play games!
Yumichika: So! Why can't I?!
Crystal: Because your not cool enough! Only cool people can play games with me and Yachiru and Renji!
Yumichika: Like who?
Crystal: Well there's me and Renji and Yachiru...
Yumichika: Duh
Crystal: and Momo and Nemu and Byakuya and Soi Fon!
Yumichika: So pretty much all your favorite Bleach characters?
Crystal: YUP!
Ichigo: Why can't I play?
Crystal: No one likes you!
Ichigo: -mutters- Damn you
Ed:gin in my friends dream you and her ...well you know what do you think about it and ichigo do you feel weird when you eat strawberrys and kenpachi why are you so damn scary
From: bleachfangirl162
Crystal: LOL -busts out laughing at Gin-
Gin: No comment
Ichigo: I feel like I'm betraying my own kind
Everyone: O.O -slowly walks away from Ichigo-
Kenpachi: I'm just awesome like that
Crystal: MY LINE! -hits Kenpachi on the head with Temari's 'borrowed' fan-
Kenpachi: OW! Why didn't you hit Yachiru when she said that!?
Crystal: Cuz she's cool enough to play video games with me
Ed:uhh i dont know about my name i tend to be really stupid at times so i did wildcat idiot XD i think From: yamanekobaka
Crystal: Oh. Sorry I just wondered.
Ed: Thanks for telling me the other yaoi pairing, but i hate that one I'm a HichiIchi fan, funny thing is i also like Ichihime. Oh Ichigo, Hichigo: would you follow those 100 yaoi fangirls demands if they tortured you with yaoi fanfics and fanart of you two togather and i mean hardcore too if you didn't make out? From: bleachrules1314
Crystal: No prob, I don't really like Orihime though.
Orihime: Hey...
Crystal: Go cry in the emo corner
Ichigo: Stop being mean to her!
Crystal: Answer your question! And you to Hollow Ichigo Dude!
Hichigo: Probably...as long as they didn't want anything hard core.
Ichigo: Yeah. Same here.
Ed:I forgaot something agian could I be a guest i'll say or do anything, please! Oh HIchigo and Ichigo do not read e fanfics in my profile unless the titles are the new keyblade master, hoshi in okami, and Amaterasu Reincarnated. thank you. From: bleachrules1314
Crystal: Sure you can be the special guest!
Renji: YES! I don't have to find anyone!
HichigoIchigo: Umm...OK
Ed:OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! EDWARD ELRIC? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE SO HOT! Will you go out with me? sorry ichigo, but when i have to choose between you and Ed. i'll choose HIM!! he actually smiles and for sure is not gay. and he's HOT! 1) where is rukia? are you there? anywho, who would you rather go out with, Renji or Ichigo? 2)Orihime, why do you like ichigo in the first place, he's gay and always frowns! why dont you go out with ishida? he's cute! 3)i double dare Ichigo and rukia to kiss, and then try and tell me they didnt like it! (oh and if ichigo says he doesnt like it, he's definitly gay! Bye, I LOVE YOU CRYSTAL!
From: Sierra77
Ichigo: Yay! I lost a fan!
Ed: No you didn't, she just likes me better. And thanks, but no. I'm kinda busy with all my Alchemy stuff. Sorry.
Crystal: You can read Panda's FMA version of this story! Her account name is the first review in this chapter (it has something to do with gaara) and she's on my fav authors!
Rukia: Yeah I'm right here! Sorry I havn't talk for a while. Crystal scares me...
Crystal: I DON'T LIKE YOU RUKIA! Even though on the Wii game your jumping move is kinda cool...
Rukia: Well...I guess I'd choose Ichigo because Renji is more like my best freind. And if I said Renji, Crystal would kill me...
Crystal: Dots...are...fun...!
Orihime: Umm...-blushes-
Ichigo: I'm not gay! Rukia would kill me if I kissed her right now randomly!
Rukia: You bet I would!
Ed: Ahahaha...Hey ichigo if u're really not gay then why did'nt u prove it?!how 'bout you confess your feelings to your "special some one"already?coughrukiacoughand to make sure u're not lying,go kiss her!i know you want it so badly!oh for byakuya,renji&inoue TAKE A CLOSE LOKK AT THIS! GO HYPER! From: Rukia42gami
Ichigo: Whats with you people!? I'm not planning on dying anytime soon!
Crystal: OK peeps I'm playing story mode (again) so get outta my way!
-less than 30 mins later (sorry I lost count of the time)-
Crystal: YAY! I gotted Momo! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Everyone: O.O
Crystal: Someone fight me so I can be Momo!
Renji: I will!
-Crystal beats the crap outta Renji with Momo-
Renji: DAMN IT!
Crystal: HA! You said that at the same time as your charrie on the game!
Ed: I'm just gonna keep reading so I can get outta here
Crystal: You do that! -goes back to playing game-
Ed: Hey, my questions are for Ichigo and Toushiro. Ichigo: who do you like, Rukia or Orohime? Toushiro: who do you like, Hinamori or Karin? And to both of you, which would you kiss? Pick than do it! From: Nefarious Seraph 13
Ichigo: Rukia, but I'm NOT kissing her! The whole not wanting to be killed thing again!
Hitsugaya: I don't really care, so how bout you pick someone. But I'm NOT kissing them
Crystal: -still playing video games- Normally I'd yell at you for giving a crappy answer, but I'm a little busy right now. DIE RENJI DIE!
Renji: Not going down that easily!
Everyone: O.O -scoot away slowly-
Ed: Questions! To Rukia: Be honest (no fangirls allowed to answer this one) Renji, Ichigo or Kaien and why? Byakuya: Would you ever snog your sister just cause she looks like Hisana? And, seriously, your so sexy. RUKIA IS IN LOVE WITH YOU! Ichigo: Orihime or Rukia? (If you weren't gay, that is) Orihime: Do YOU think Ichigo's in love with Rukia? Um... that's it!
From: ColourPearl
Rukia: Ichigo because Renji is my best friend, and...uhh...yeah. Kaien?
Crystal: How could you NOT know who Kaien is?
Rukia: YOU DON'T EITHER!
Crystal: SO! I'm sure Kaien is here, cuz theres a lot of peoples here that I don't even know who the freak they are cuz thats the awesome powers of Moon People magic!
Rukia: Who don't you know?
Crystal: Well...one person is that guy over there...see -points at person-
Rukia: With orange hair?
Crystal: Yeah! thats him!
Rukia: Ichigo?
Crystal: Oh. Thats his name? Who knew. He's probably not an important character
Ichigo: DAMN YOU CRYSTAL!
Byakuya: NO! I would never lower myself to 'snogging' my sister
Ichigo: Rukia, and I'm NOT gay!
Orihime: Umm...I don't know
Ed: YES! We are OUT OF QUESTIONS! I'm gone! -leaves-
Crystal: Umm...Ok. Well I'm gonna get back to playing video games! K? Send in your reviews, I REALLY appericiate it! Even though I think I spelled that wrong! Review and bye!
