Me:-looks around speakeasy- You know, we should do all the dares and truths here, it's cool.
Amelia:-looking in a old mirror- I agree.
Me:-looks at T&D book- Bloody hell! That's quite a bit of truths and dares! Sit! All of you on the couches!
Everyone:-goes to couches-
Me: Ok, first dare is from Silverwolf407.
SilverW: Yeah. Scroop, could you please terrorize this girl in my dorm named Haley? She was mean to me and she is absolutly terrified of spiders.
Scroop:-rubs claw-hand-thingys together grinning evilly- With pleasure!
Me: Ok Scroop, hide behind the bar while I get Haley.
Scroop:-hides-
Me:-snaps fingers and Haley appears with wet hair and in a nightgown- What the- where am I?
SilverW: Hello Haley.
Haley: What are YOU doing here, Pirate geek?
Me: Just shut up. We have someone for you to meet.
Haley:-crosses arms- Ok, well make it quick. I have a manipeti in an hour and I want to get to it on time!
Me: Sure. Ooooh Mr. Scrooooop!
Haley:-looks confused-
Scroop:-jumps from behind table- RAAAAAAAAAH!
Haley: ! -turns just to find Morph playing mini scroop in her face-
Morph:-waves claws- Spider psycho! Spider psycho!
Haley: ! -turns to Scroop, then morph repeat a hundred times then stars hyperventilating and passes out-
Scroop: Ha! -laughs like an idiot-
SilverW:-looks at Haley- Yoda approves. -dorky grin-
Me:-Smiles and rolls eyes, snaps fingers and Haley dissapears- Heh heh, that was fun.
Yuni: I slightly like you more now.
Me: Jim, ginnyrules27 dares you to sing 'Baby it's cold outside' with BEN! Ha, and you also have to send it to your girlfriend.
Jim: oh dear god. You people just love making me look like an idiot.
Me: Hey, i got a text from Bailey earlier, she said the spiderman costume looks cute on you!
Jim:-takes out cell phone, presses some buttons and puts back- Yeah, that's not so=inging with Ben!
Ben:-jumps up- BABY IT'S COLD OOOOOOOUTSIDE! BABY, OH BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE! -puts arm around Jim's shoulder- C'mon Jimmy! Sing! SINGGGGGGGGGG! -sounds like a dieing cat.-
Jim:-mumbles- Baby it's cold outside blah, blah, blah...
Ben:-slides on knee's- BABY IIIIIIIT'S COOOOOOOOOOOLD OOOOOOOOUT -takes big breath then belts out- !
Jim:-covers ears- WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SONG!
Ben:-stops singing, looks sad, and wheels off to corner-
Jim:-looks at me sending video, and glares- How did you stand that? -looks around- Why didn't anyone stop him?
Me:-takes out ear plugs- I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Jim:-facepalm-
Yuni:-removes earplugs- I love Home Depot right now.
Me: Silverwolf, you have another dare correct?
SilverW:-grins, and looks at silver and Sarah- I dar eyou to to go out on a date!
Sarah and Silver:-blush- Uh...
Me: Either that, or I'm sending you both to disney land and forceing you to go on 'It's a small world adter all' 100 times!
Sarah and Silver:-look at each other and quickly rush to the elevator and go up-
Me:-looks at my cell phone which is connected to camera in front of my house- They're walking out, walking down the street, they've started talking...Aaaaand they're outta site.
Tigress: Bet you 5 bucks they won't be back 'till the end of this chapter.
Amelia: I bet you 10 dollers Silver will take Sarah to some pub.
Jim:-shakes head- Bet you 15 he won't.
Me: I bet you all 100 dollers that you can shut up until I finish this next dare! -is agitated-
Tigress: Ok, ok, don't go all hot headed.
Me:-rolls eyes- Well, 6Phantom6 dares one of you to eat a burger with ghost peppers and not go get water or milk for 5 minutes.
Amelia: What are ghost peppers?
Me: REALLY HOT FREAKIN' PEPPERS!
Jim: Why are you YELLING?
Me:-gets in his face- BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PONY TAIL! SO SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT THE DARE!
Jim:-steps back- N-no thanks, Ma'am! -looks freaked-
Amelia: I'll take the dare.
Me:-shakes head- No, you've had special training for that from the navy so it wouldn't even really bother you.
Amelia: But he, er she, whatever, said any of us could do it!
Yuni:-takes big mallet and slams it on the floor, shaking the walls- OVER RULLED!
Me:...Uh, Yuni, where did you get the mallet?
Yuni: Same place I got this -holds up a pink and green polka dotted kitchen knife.-
Everyone:-back away slightly-
Tigress: i'll take the dare.
Me:-grins- Great! -goes up elevator, and comes back down the slide, landing gracefully with burger on a plate- Remember, nothing to drink for five minutes
Tigress:-grabs burger- Way to easy. -chomps it in one bite- That was-suddenly face turns red and smoke comes out of her ears- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! -fans toung- WATERWATERWATERWATER!
Me:-shakes head- No drinks for five minutes.
Arrow: That looks painful.
Amelia:-rolls eyes- What a baby.
Me: Amelia, there's a spider by yo-
Amelia:-screeches and jumps in the air, then lands flat on her back.- Ow...
Me: And you call Tigress a baby.
Amelia:-growls, and sits back on couch-
Me:-looks at watch- ok Tigress, you can get a drink now.
Tigress:-rushes behind the bar, opens the mini fridge and grabs a bottle, chugging it down- Ah, much better. -suddenly gets a stupid grin on her face, and falls to the ground.-
Arrow:-walks over and lifts her up, talking as he carries her to a couch- What the hell did she drink?
Amelia:-investigates bottle, and sighs- Some old booze. The bottle's labled 'White lightning' it was really popular in the twentys when speakeasys like this were quite common since alcohol was illigal.
Me: She just drank 90yr old alcohol? Ouch.
Amelia:- sits back down- she'll be out for awhile...
Me:-looks around- Wow, people are just getting put off this chapter a lot. Next dare.
SilverW:-bounces- Oh, oh! I have one! Memememememe! -raises hand-
Me:-rubs temples- Yes...Silverwolf?
SilverW: I dare Amelia and Delbert to be locked in the closet for 10 minutes!
Me:-grins- Good one. -Looks at Amelia and Delbert- Willing and ready, are you?
Both:-look at each other, and shrug much to everyones suprise-
Me: Alright then. -walks over to closet an opens it, reavealing it full of old clothes from the 1920's- Cool. Clothes. Yay.
Yuni: And your so unhappy because?...
Me: I don't see a boa anywhere. -shakes head- Some speakeasy. -realizes I'm distracted, and then shoves Amelia and Delbert in the closet, and locks it- Well, that was easy.
Jim: Do you have any more dares and truths?
Me: Um...-looks at T&D book- Actually, no.
Jim: So we just wait for 10 minutes and then you'll end the chapter?
Me:...Yeah. -looks at watch- 8 more minutes.
Yuni:-slings mallet over her shoulder- Kitty, i challenge you to a pool match!
Me: Ok. -gets a cue and sets up game- Hey Yuni, where's your cue?
Yuni:-holds up mallet- I got me cue RIGHT HERE!
Me: Seriously, what is with all the yelling?
SilverW: You started it.
Me:-facepalm- Nevermind. Yuni, you can't play with-
Yuni: I'LL PLAY WITH THIS MALLET IF I WANT TO!
Me: Ok, ok!
Jim:-whispers to SilverW- I think she got her hands on some of the booze.
SilverW: Wouldn't doubt it.
Me:-hits white ball, sending a yellow in the corner- ok, your go Yuni.
Yuni:-aims with mallet- FIRE IN THE WHOLE! -hits white ball with suprising accuratecy-
Everyone else:-watch in amazement as the white ball bounces every ball in order, including the black ball, into the holes-
Me:-weirly drops cue on table- Remind me never to play you at pool again.
Yuni:-grins triumphantly-
Jim: Can we let Delbert and Amelia out now?
Me:-looks at watch- 30 seconds early, but sure. -walks over to closet and opens it-
Amelia, and Delbert:-sitting on floor playing cards-
SilverW: Well...that was unexpected.
Amelia:-stands up smirking- What? Were you expecting something else?
Us all: Yes.
Delbert: To bad. -sits on couch with Amelia-
Me:-looks at them curiously- Uh, send in more dares and stuff guys. -pulls out pokets- I'm broke.
Yuni:...-unconciously looks at mallet- Wonder where Sarah and Silver are?
Me: You have to wonder...
Sarah:-grips onto solar surfer handle- WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! Now I know why Jim does this all the time!
Silver:-grins- Glad ye' like te' ride lassie!
Sarah:-smiles- like it? I love it! -smile fades as she hears sirens and robo cop voices- Oh dear.
Silver: Ye trust me Sarah?
Sarah: Uh...yes.
Silver:-puts hands over hers and steps on peddle- 'Ten hold on! -speeds forward-
Sarah:-screams- Isn't this against the law?
Silver:-shrugs- More er' less.
Sarah:-looks behind them- Well...-grins- I shouldn't be enjoying this but it's so much fun!
Silver:-turns a sharp corner, dips down, twirls, then returns to a normal flight pattern- ay. Ye' gotta relax sometimes lass!
Sarah: Let me try something. -turns surfer upside down, dives to the ground then turns right side up just before they would have crashed and zooms back up- Yahoo!
Silver:-is stunned- Where you learn tat'?
Sarah: I watch Jim sometimes. -is smileing like she had never had more fun.-
Silver:-shakes head and mumbles- Thanks Kit.
