Do not own Naruto.

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You know that moment when a deer gets caught in the head lights and it freezes up? This was one of those moments. Her body was frozen, Itach's lips moving against hers with such gentle experence. She had no idea what to do. She only ever kissed her asshole ex a couple times... Everytime he would force it out of her.

Itachi was so gently, his hand notted in the hair behind her head. Gently with his other hand he stroked her kitty ear. That sent her over the edge. She opend her mouth to gasp, giving him acsses to her mouth. Bad mistake, Itachi was all for opritunities.

His tounge penatrated her mouth, making her gasp. She could taste him. With high doubt she rubbed her tounge against his. He moaned. Itachi Uchiha moaned. This gave her enough confidence to reach up her hand and knot it in his long, silky black locks. It was amazing. His hair was like hers, soft as a kittens fur.

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The moment they walked in the laundry room and seen Itachi and Zeelee locking lips, Miniko knew that this was the day the world ended.

"ZEELEE-CHAN!" Tobi yelled, running threw the door and stopping dead in his tracks.

"Uh oh..." Miniko backed away, bumping into someones chest. Hidans. His eyes were locked on Itachi and Zeelee. The rest of the Akatsuki were behind him, watching as well. "Gaara..! Time to go!" Miniko grabbed the red heads hand then dodged threw the rigged males. The room house was filled with so much testosterone one could capture it in a bottle!

She kinda just left Zeelee to the wolves, but she would survive.

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The moment she heard Tobi's loud squeal was when Itachi finaly let her free. He pulled back, a thin line of spit conecting their tounges still. Oh fuck. Did she really just do that? SHE JUST KISSED ITACHI UCHIHA!

Zeelee didnt know wether to feel happy or grossed out. After all, they just swapped spit.

Grossed out it was.

She pushed him away, her tail brissling out.

"Itachi." A deep, male voice she didnt reconize sounded behind her. She looked behind her, her jaw dropping as two stronge, familure arms wrapped around her from behind. Tobis arms. But his mask was off. His face was Madara's, his long spicky hair reaching down past her line of sight. The hell? "You know the rules." His deep voice sent vibrations threw his chest into her, sending shivers down her spine, and into her tail. What rules? Theres rules?

"We arnt aloud to claim her as ours..." Itachi said, his eyes bleeding red as he stared at the person holding her. She looked inbetween them, then at the other Akatsuki members. They looked ready to kill.

"She is all of ours, not just yours." Madara's deep voice hummed. She froze. Oh hell no.

"I dont belong to anyone of you!"

~Poof~

Every akatsuki member was now back in plushie form, including a re masked Tobi on her shoulder.

The hell?

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Zeelee-Vallen: Review? :D I worked hard on this chappy! Sorry for the long absence... Life has been hecktic.