Mario hopped off of Yoshi and swallowed an entire plate of spaghetti. He flexed so that his muscles could absorb the carbohydrate-infused goodness. "I'mma ready for anything!" he said with a tilt of his cap.

"Yoshi?" asked Yoshi.

"The boys should be here any minute now, my friend," Mario said as he sat down and helped his dinosaur buddie do his taxes to pass the time.

Diddy Kong appeared via another portal and greeted Mario with his beard. Behind him followed Snake, Lucario, Charizard, and Mega Man.

"What's good, Mario? It's ya boy Charizard," said Charizard.

"Kept ya waitin', huh?" rasped Snake.

"I was able to find the location of the Speed Amiibo!" said Mario. "I went through so many stages while busting Bowser's rogue henchmen, but I finally made it!"

"Well, we told you not to do Super-Expert," Mega Man rolled his eyes and thought about how President Lincoln would have done a much better job handling things.

"Yes, but the other three routes are for babies!"

"We just used a portal…" said Charizard.

"Yes, but Mario had to find the location first and make sure that DK wasn't already here," said Diddy.

"Yup. It's buried right here in this spot!" Mario said pointing at the giant red X on the ground. "Did you bring the shovel?"

Diddy nodded and did the Boom-Boom-Whoosh. An Assist Trophy dropped to in front of him. Snake walked up to the Assist Trophy, opened it, and Shovel Knight came out.

Yoshi complained about how indie representation was soiling the series integrity. So, they all kicked him in the face because his salty opinion didn't matter.

Shovel dug deep and hit the jackpot. He lifted up a Sonic Amiibo and then teleported away.

Diddy held the Amiibo to the sky. "This is the number one bad boy that we can't afford to lose."

"We must destroy it!" shouted Mario, charging his flaming fists.

"NO!" roared Diddy. "We can't because I have wizard obligations!"

"That makes sense!" said Lucario. Everyone agreed because wizard obligations are very important.

All of a sudden, a portal opened up behind them. It was Donkey Kong again!