Hogworts Rejection Letters (Kmon13's style)
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Chapter 9 Jessica Walters the second Red She-Hulk
Dear Professor McGonagall,
I have reason to decline sending my adopted daughter to your school at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry due reasons of conflict due of the upcoming lawsuit with your headmaster Albus Dumbldore for embezzlement charges along with Molly Prewett-Weasely, who is guilty of line theft since Jessica is from the Ancient Noble house of Potter so why was that part missing from the Jessica's name which is Walters by the way. She's also passed all her NEWT's and OWL's so plans to mind wipe her and use her your pawn are now out the window.
You see spoken with a goblin shown up at my doorstep after I've spoken with Vernon and Petruna Dursley who were being sent to jail after a good friend named Union Jack found out his friends only daughter was being kept with people who was told not to be kept with so I started looking into a few cases and found out a few things ...
For starters a nice guy named Sirius Black was not given a trial and sent to prison without that truth serum I've read your group use on occasion with murderers due to some guy named Malfoy giving the Undersecratary turned Minster of magic 10,000, to put him in jail that went to his election campaign when our magic users in the ICW's MLE department looked over the case.
We also found out that the funding for Magical Law Enforcement for Magical Britain kept getting cut in half each time the catch anyone connected to a known terrorist movement or able to buy their way out with help from Gringotts who was most happy to help...
After this was brought to light the ICW, S.W.O.R.D., and S.H.I.E.L.D. took custody of all Azkaban prisoners and after talking with your Queen and after interviewing Mr. Black was cleared of all charges while sending the rest of the prisoners to a prison not even your tabooed boogieman can break the out of on his worse week. I've also found a look at the Potter's family will and it said in bold print "Not to send Jessica to the Dursley family!",but it she ended up there anyway...
Funny thing about how the dead's wishes are dishonored like that?
Now you can guess it got both men pissed off with your boss and got the Dusley's asking for immunity and protection not only from them but from your headmaster who threatened their lives if Jessica ever left their home so I made a deal...
Sign over a few papers that put Young Jessica in my care.
Now before your headmaster decides to send someone to New York to convince us I strongly urge you against taking such a course of action because it would anger her greatly.
...and trust me you wouldn't make us angry!
Signed
Jennifer Walters
Law Offices of Goodman,Lieber,Kurzburg,&Holliway
P.S. By the way S.W.O.R.D. has put the Dursley under protective custody until the Trial by the way so good luck in finding them.
Saddly Albus Dumbledore decided to go against Professor McGonagall's advisement and went to New York with Severus Snape and Molly Weasely to convince Ms. Potter to return with him to Hogwarts and assume her destiny as the girl who lived and rid her of outside influences before wedding her off to Ronald Wesley gaining her inheritance.
However instead of avaperating at her home it was during her first movie date with Franklin Richards who was being chaperoned by Ben"The Thing"Grimm where they found out that young Jessica could turn into a red she troll who was immune to their stunners before knocking them out with her pinky finger.
Afterward she had to explain to her date and his family and the Department of Magical Homeland Security how she and her adopted mother was being kept prisoner by Intellgenta an used as a test bed for mass producing hulks...
Only her skin was red and it make her look like another lady like her who helped her learn how to cope with her new form and abilities before aiding them in their escape were afterward they found out she was Betty Ross, cousin Bruce Banner's ex fiancee who was now a Red She Hulk herself and an Instructor in Avengers Initiative after everything was stored out.
While Franklin said he didn't care while his family just said it was normal and offered to give moral support Dumbledore said it would never had happened if she stayed with the Dustley's and attend Hogwarts while Snape said something about her being her father's daughter.
However after Susan Richards put a invisible cone around their heads to stop them from breathing it stopped Molly from speaking out.
Being a mother herself Molly knew not to piss off a mother especially one who like her sons choice in women and offered to cooperate.
AFTERMATH...
After the sentencing of Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, and Molly Weasely by the Newly updated ICW who joined the United Nations the world had to deal with the Skull's secret invasion of the wizarding world after Veranke's human lover Sirius Black convinced The Skrull Queen and her subjects that if they could change the laws of the Wizarding world from within it would help humanity accept them ...
She ran for Minster of Magic and won by a landslide and the first laws that were changed were he ones that gave purebloods rights before joint Skrull and Hit Wizard began taking out Death Eater strongholds until they found Voldemort in Malfoy manor.
It was after his defeat he was brought before Jessica where she was handed a blaster so she could destroy his Horcuxs and then send him on to his final death after finding the prophecy that said only she could end him.
Jessica later became a lawyer part time like her mother and took superhuman, magical, and alien cases with her first case being Undersecretary Umbridge vs. Students of Hogwarts for crimes child abuse and abuse of power.
She later married Franklin Richards and later joined her in-laws as members of the Future Foundation...
But that is another story.
