AIM Window By: JDLuvaSQEE

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window OR Mort Rainey (If I did, Mort would be sleeping on my couch right now). A/N: Mort's Conscience (Morton), Shooter, and Mort have found out about AIM (all three of the have laptops). Much hilarity ensues. Read to find out. Warning(s): obviously some bad language. Rating: K+ Genre: Humor

Key: SleepyCouchLuva(Mort) CountryBoy(Shooter) Psychedelic(Morton) underlined means that they have logged out.

Chapter 9 – Butterfly Flower

SleepyCouchLuva: Hey, Morton, darlin'!!

Psychedelic: Hey, Mortybear!!!

CountryBoy: Howdy, y'all!!

SleepyCouchLuva & Psychedelic: Hey, John!!!

SleepyCouchLuva: You guys, I have a question.

Psychedelic & CountryBoy: What's ur question?

SleepyCouchLuva: What's your favorite insect?

CountryBoy: My favorite insect is a dragonfly. What's yours, Mort?

SleepyCouchLuva: I like butterflies!!!!

Psychedelic: Holy CRAP!!!!! I LIKE BUTTERFLIES, TOO!!!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva: OMFG!!!!!! WHAT A COININCEDINCE!!!! Aren't butterflies pretty, Morton, dearest???

Psychedelic: OMFG!!!! Oh, yes, Mort, sweetie!! They are!! light bulb figuratively lights up overtop of head WE SHOULD PLANT A BUTTERFLY GARDEN OUTSIDE OF THE CABIN!!!!!!!

SleepyCouchLuva: le happy gasp THAT'S WONDERFUL IDEA, MORTON!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychedelic: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CountryBoy: Okaaaaay. THAT'S IT!! Y'ALL R NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

CountryBoy has logged out.

SleepyCouchLuva: Oh, well! He's probably just pouty 'cause he doesn't have sings Somebody To Love!!!!

Psychedelic: Your SO right, Mortybear!!!

SleepyCouchLuva: I'll see you outside!!! I'm gonna plant that butterfly garden now!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Psychedelic: Ok!!! I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!

Psychedelic has logged out.

SleepyCouchLuva has logged out.