ME: Time to get back to the Blood Gulchers.
"Echo Five Sierra to Mother of Invention!" Simmons pleaded. "Command, we've been overrun! Backup needed ASAP, over!"
"Simmons, what's the word on reinforcements?" Sarge yelled as he bashed a crewman away with his shotgun.
"Still no response!" the younger NCO replied. A grenade exploded, taking out a few of the remaining troopers in his platoon. "Shit, LIEUTENANT MILLER! NOOO!"
The officer reassured him immediately. "No, me and Jo-en-es are A-Okay soldier."
"It's JONES you fucking retard!"
"Now now," Captain Flowes tried to calm his subordinate.
Meanwhile Simmons sighed and picked up his DMR just as he got a message. "Echo Five Sierra, this is Freelancer Agent Carolina. How copy? Over."
Pleased at getting contact with someone outside of the corridor/hellhole that was the battlefield, Simmons answered eagerly. "Hello ma'am, this is Echo Five Sierra. I copy, over."
"Understood, get me to your CO now! Over."
Now the kissass was excited. "Already on it ma'am, please standby. Over."
"Captain sir, I'm gonna patch you in to a Freelancer!" he yelled.
"OK," the man said as he adjusted his radio. "This is Captain Flowers, Alpha Company, First Battalion, Third Infantry Regiment. How can I help?"
"Captain," a rather strained female voice said' "this is Agent Carolina of Project Freelancer. I need your troops to rendezvous with my team in Hangar Bay Seven. Can you get there?"
Flowers answered instantly. "Affirmative ma'am, but be advised we may be a while. Over."
"Just get to our location as soon as you can, out."
"Alright men!" the Captain yelled as he noticed a single young Haiwaiian soldier. "And woman! We've got orders to get to Hangar Bay Seven, so we're Oscar Mike!"
"But we've got all these jarheads ruining my chances with the ladies!" Corporal Tucker shouted as he shot at a few Marines.
"Hey Caboose!" a soldier with a sniper rifle said.
"Yes Church?" the lovable and simultaneously simple kid asked.
"Need you to give these golf balls to those guys, help 'em!"
Without further comment Caboose chucked the two paint/frag grenades at the enemy. Two explosions later the Marines and crew members were "killed."
"Problem solved."
ME: How was that?
