Punishments

Samurai Champloo: FuuxMugen

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There it was again, that incessant boot to his head, and once again it was followed by a soft giggle and then a woman's "hush." In all honesty, if it came from something or someone else, he would be pissed. But he couldn't bring himself to be his normal violent self with this particular set of schemers, so he played along. Once again he felt the kick to his head and sure enough, he heard the giggle and the "hush" right after. So just as he had been doing each time he felt the kick and heard the giggle followed by the "hush," he adjusted his lazy sleeping position that he currently held on the front porch floor, and slithered his body a bit further away from the range of fire. Then he could hear the careful rustling of clothing.

Once again he felt a kick and once again he moved. This continued on for a short while longer until he decided that it was time to turn the tables. So after he moved once more and heard the rusting of clothing, he prepared himself for the soon to come kick, and just as the baby boy extended his chubby little leg to kick his father as viciously as a baby could to the head, Mugen surprised the schemers by grabbing the baby's foot before it could reach his head. Opening his eyes and looking at his son, he could see that the baby had a wide eyed look on his face, and Fuu had a smile on her face trying to contain her laughter. She sat on her legs with her son perched on her lap.

Their first born son sat still on his mother's lap, waiting for his father to make his move, it was a showdown. Finally Mugen gave him a smirk, and the baby broke out into a wide smile giggling and screaming happily, clapping his hands as he reached out for Mugen. Sitting up Mugen grabbed the boy from his mother and stood tossing him high in the air, catching him as he fell back down to the earth. He knew how much Fuu hated it when he did that. Looking at her out of the side of his eye, he could see the nervous look on her face as she stood wondering whether or not she should take the baby back. He now decided to set his plan into action.

"So kid, ya think kickin' yur old man in the head is funny, huh?" The baby continued to babble on and scream in his baby talk as Mugen flew him around in the air. "Just fur that, yur goin' ta bed early."

Walking back in the house Mugen could hear his woman following him, just as she entered the hut behind him, he ran behind her locking the door. Fuu looked at him wondering what he was doing, and he have her a perverted leer. Instinctively she began to grab at the front of her kimono, but Mugen reached out ripping the obi off before she could prepare herself for his less than noble intentions. Shaking the now torn garment in front of her, he walked to the bedroom swinging the torn piece of clothing over his head for Fuu to see. Fortunately, the baby did not see since he was busy playing with his fathers ear, doing his best to remove the shiny earring that it held.

Once Mugen was in the room putting the baby in his crib, Fuu began to clumsily try to hold her Kimono closed but with-out her obi, her chances were slim to none. Then she heard him coming back into the kitchen, but she also heard a dragging sound of sorts. Just then he emerged from the room with their futon firmly clasped in his hand and he was dragging it behind him. The other hand was busy moving the chair that was in the middle of the kitchen. She also noticed that his shirt was missing. Throwing the futon down on the middle of the kitchen floor, he began to slowly walk over to Fuu who was still clutching her kimono closed as best she could, and he said in a low voice, "and now its time for yur' punishment baby."

Giving her a wolfish grin, his eyes stayed glued to hers as he began tugging at his shorts, preparing her for what was to come next. Walking backwards with a coy smile on her face, she felt her back hit the front door, and she knew from the look on her husband's face, her punishment was going to leave her pleasantly unable to walk for at least two days.

The End

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