Chapter 9
Me: Hi everyone!
Kowalski: *groans*
Me: What's up with you?
Kowalski: You hadn't updated in so long that I thought you had closed this down!
Me: Nope! But I have a bit of news before we continue with the dares.
Blowhole: We know you passed your test.
Me: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT! I DIDN'T SAY A WORD TO YOU!
Blowhole: *gulps nervously* Uh...
Me: Whatever. Yes, I did pass a test. I am going into the 8th grade next school year. But that isn't my news.
Private: What is it?
Me: I'm introducing a new feature in ALL of my ToDs!
Blowhole: 'All' of them? You mean you make other people and animals suffer?
Me: Yep. Anyway, the feature is called... 'Trade Off!'
*silence*
Rico: Wha dat?
Me: It's where you take the characters of one ToD from one category, and put them in another ToD in another category!
Kowalski: So... We could visit other ToDs?
Me: Well, ones that I write. Currently I only have two other ToDs, but I am considering making more!
Maurice: So, what other ToDs do you have?
Me: I have a Rune Factory ToD, and a Pokemon ToD. They have the same title as this one, just replace 'PoM' with 'RF' or 'Poke', depending on which one you're looking for.
Julien: So, how does the Tradey Offy work?
Me: The TRADE OFF, works like this. First, someone will send in a review, saying that they'd like to do a trade-off. Just tell me the fandom you want, and which characters, and then let me do the rest!
Kowalski: So, wait. We ALL can't go?
Me: No. Because the character(s) will leave at the end of one chapter, then will be away for the entire next chapter. Then they will return the following chapter. For the sake of this ToD, I say that there must be at least one penguin remaining, and at least one lemur. Since Marlene is the only otter, and Blowhole the only dolphin, I can't put a restriction on them.
Crescentflight: Sounds like you've got it figured out.
Me: You bet!
Private: Does that mean that K'walski and I might get separated?
Me: *shrugs* Probably.
Maurice: Aw, it's okay, Private. I'm sure you two wouldn't be away from each other long enough for him to find someone new.
Private: I wasn't thinking about that... UNTIL NOW!
Maurice: Oh... Oops.
Crescentflight: Can we get on with the dares?
Me: Sure. Come on out, darers! ;D
Horrorcentral: Whoa, I'm back... Awesome!
Crazy Flyer: Coolness!
Crescentflight: Okay, Horrorcentral. Go ahead.
Horrorcentral: I just want to know exactly WHAT Kipper fic traumatized CPG.
Me: Oh, it was... *shudders* That's an Order.
Mort: *innocent voice, as if he has any other kind* What was so bad?
Me: Well... I wouldn't say Skipper raped Kowalski, but it was definetly forced.
*awkward silence*
Kowalski: *steps away from Skipper, with a horrified look*
Private: *glares menacingly at Skipper*
Crescentflight: O.o Ahem. Crazy Flyer?
Crazy Flyer: I dare Blowhole to jump off a cliff, onto a bed of SPIKES!
Blowhole: What! :O
Skipper: *still making out with Marlene from the last chapter* Mmph! Hmmph mph Mmph!
Me: What?
Kowalski: He said, 'Awesome! I can't wait!'
Blowhole: *sigh* I don't have a choice, do I?
Me: Nope!
Blowhole: *leaves*
*I pull out a remote and switch on a TV, and the monitor shows Blowhole at the edge of a cliff*
Me: *grabs popcorn* This is the best dare yet!
*On the screen, Blowhole jumps. He's falling...*
Sara (PerryRocks' OC, from chapter 7): NOOO! *runs to the cliff*
Me: Where'd she come from?
Crescentflight: *shrugs*
*On the screen, Sara has grabbed Blowhole and opened a parachute*
Crazy Flyer: Aaw, what!
Me: *muttering* I'm gonna kill PerryRocks for making her...
*Blowhole and Sara walk in, unharmed*
Crazy Flyer: How'd you avoid the spikes?
Blowhole: I managed to make use of the parachute, and I landed mere inches away from the spikes.
Me: Darn! D:
Sara: Bye, Blowy! *leaves*
Me: Okay, Crazy Flyer? What is your next dare?
Crazy Flyer: I just have a question for Kowalski and Private. Are you two planning on adopting?
Kowalski: Well, we were. But CPG said that she'd make an OC for us.
Private: Where is that OC, anyway? I hope it's a girl! I've always wanted a daughter!
Me: Right here. *whistles*
*A young female penguin, about six years old, walks in*
Me: Her name is Sophie.
Sophie: Hallo, mummy! Hallo, dahddy! *hugs Kowalski and Private*
Everyone (Except Marlene and Skipper, since they are still making out): Aaawww...
Me: Okay. That's it for this chapter. Note to Crazy Flyer. I have never seen or heard of a movie called 'Carrie'. And remember our new feature!
