Ask Sanji
Part 8
Sanji: Konichiwa, everyone!! A BRAND NEW EPISODE!! Haha!! well, Drake-San is tied up on the chair right now, but he's still… um… pretty happy?
Drake: ……… (BIG smile)
Sanji: ANYWAYS! Forget Drake-San and lets get on with the letters!! First off! MarimoLurv!!
Hi hi, Sanji-kun
How are you today? I'm fine. You are one of my favourite Mugiwara's, I love your fighting style and your badass attitude, and you might have been my favourite if: you didn't smoke, you weren't so exaggeratedly lovey-dovey.
Other then those things you are perfect the way you are. And I must thank you for giving Zoro Marimo as a nickname… I think its cute and it suits him, but don't tell him that.
Ow yeah my questions:
What went through your mind when Chopper pulled down your pants and those girls could see your underwear (very cute boxers)?
What the hell do you put in Nami's food? (You know what I'am talking about!)
And could you please be a little bit nicer to Zoro, I mean Zoro is totally right about the fact that Nami is a bitch.( she treats you guys wrong)
Greets, hugs, kisses and stuff. (If you dare to Mellorine on me … then you're dead!)
MarimoLurv
Dear MarimoLurv-Chan,
Im doing fine thank you! WAAHH! I have a badass attitude! And the coolest fighting style!! I ROCK!! Wha…? Im sorry, MarimoLurv-Chan, I cant stop my smoking and my lovey-dovey… its really natural for that to happen when it comes to me… ANYWAYS!! Answer time…
1)it depends, MarimoLurv-Chan, if they love my cute little boxers, I'd go MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! If they don't, hehe, I'd ehe… blush?
2)Oh! Well, ingredients, seasoning, some dessert and of course, LOVE!! That's why my food tastes SOO good!!
3)I WILL IF HE AT LEAST CONSIDERS THE GIRLS AROUND HIM ABIT!!! AND NAMI-SAN ISNT A… ahem… BUT SHE IS NICE TO ME!! ZORO DOES NOT LIKE HER BECAUSE HE IS IN DEBT!!
Wahhh!! THAT'S SO SWEET!! ME-M (reads last part) OOookay forget what I said! Bye!
-Sanji-Kun
Drake: ……… (still smiling)
Sanji: oky!! NEXT!! From… TAKONO-CHAN!! (lovey-dovey eyes) eh? And its SHORT!! Weird…
WOO HOO U USED THE INSULTS I GAVE YOU FOR (ahem)
platypus-brained jellyfish-spined walrus-faced under-muscularaced applesauce-minded MAD UGLY bad-breathed mariano marimo.
WOO HOO 16 WORDS IN ONE DISS!
for the millionth time...i'm too nervous and scared to kiss you yet. its all because i've never kissed anyone (besides my family -sweatdrop-) before... all i can do is hug and give bambi eyes...(sigh)
1. i saw a video with pictures showing your let eye from actual episodes. you look kinda cute.(blush)
2. i saw an AMV with you as a kid... YOU LOOKED SO ADORABLE! i wish i could go back in time so i can see you as a kid! 3. wow... so many fangirls (o.o)
-Takono
Dearest my Beloved Takono-Chan,
WWAHHH!!! SHES SOO SMART!! TAKONO-CHAN!! I LOVE YOU!!! Give more Names, Takono-Chan!!
Aww… that's okay, Takono-Chan, I can wait… and I LOVE THOSE BAMBI EYES!! And the hugs just right!!
Answer time!!
1)Nani?! I don't remember showing my left eye!! But since you like it, hehe, WHO CARES IF I SHOW IT OFF?! WAHH!! I LOOK KAWAII!! ARIGATOU, TAKONO-CHAN!! I LOVE YOUU!!!
2)I look cute eh? Hehe! I also wish to see you as a kid, Takono-Chan!! maybe youre just as cute as I am!! Hehe!
3)Don't worry, Takono-Chan!! youre always one of them!! I LOVE YOU, Takono-Chan!! WAAHH!! MELLORINE, MELLORINE!!
-your Beloved Sanji-Kun
P.S. What happened to the questions which were 30+?? I MISS THAT!!
Drake: ………( STILL smiling)
Sanji: hehe, Takono-Chan!! im waiting for your next post!! I miss you!! MELLORINE!!
Drake: ………( STILL SMILING)
Sanji: Next!! PANDA-CHAN!!
'Ello my kick ass pirate cook Sanji-kun,
First off, anytime you want to snuggle up I'll be there. Second, could you kick my little brother for be, he's being totally annoying and he knows it! Anyway, now to the real questions!
1. How many times do you say "MELLORINE" in one day?
2. What is your favorite dish to cook?
3. Have you ever thought about just kicking Zoro off the ship and sailing off without him?
4. My brothers and friends make fun of me because I listen to county music. Does listing to country music make me a weirdo?
5. What is your favorite genre of music?
6. What do you think is you're best feature, besides your cooking, kicks, or ability to pick up chicks. (hey that rhymed!)
7. Hey I have another joke for you!
A small man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Not too long after a large man walks in and sits next to the smaller man. He orders a drink and then turnes to the smaler man and hits him in the back saying, "That was a karate chop from China." The small man falls off his stool, while the large man goes to the batheroom laughing. The small man gets up and continues to drink. After a few moments the large man comes back and sits down. He hits the smaller man again and says "That was a karate chop from Korea!" The small man gets up and leaves the bar. After about half an hour the large man suddenly falls off his stool out cold, the small man behind him. The small man turns to the bar tender and says, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!"
8. What do you like cooking with the best, white wine or red wine?
9. Do you prefer white chocolate, dark chocolate, or milk chocolate?
10. Do you use any cologne? If so, what brand?
11. What brand of shampoo do you use? Your hair is so smooth and silky and shiny!
12. What is your favorite animal? (not for cooking)
13. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? I love Grover!
14. What is your favorite fruit?
15. Is Nami ever going to come? Not that I don't mind that she's not here. I mean she is pretty cool but sometimes she makes me mad.
So that's all I have for now but I'll me back! So wanna go snuggle or something. Oh, and I agree with Apple bomb/Sarah, you would make a great cowboy. I'm sort of a cowgirl, and I can tell that you'd look real cool in spurs and chaps! See you soon Sanji-kun! (Kisses)
Love,
Panda
Dear Panda-Chan, (WAHH!! IM NEVER USED TO THAT NAME!! Kick-Ass Pirate Cook!!)
HOW BOUT SNUGGLING UP IN THOUSAND SUNNY?! ITS NICER THERE!!! MELLORINE MELLORINE MELLORINE!!! And of course I'll kick him. If he's REAALLY annoying then I'll kick him REAALLY hard.
AHEM!! ANSWER TIME!!
1)depends on how many girls love me! If there are 15 girls then I say MELLORINE 30 times, Panda Chan!
2) I have many favorite dishes! So all of them are my favorite!!
3) At times when Im REALLY mad at him,Panda-Chan. But if I do that for real, Luffy's gonna do Gomu-Gomu no Bazooka to me and bring me to the parts unknown… so I don't think about kicking o'l Platypus out of the ship.
4) NO!! YOURE NOT WEIRD, PANDA-CHAN!! WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?! IM GONA TELL THEM COUNTRY MUSIC ROCKS!!
5) any slow paced songs are nice…
6) NICE RHYME!! WAHH!! PANDA-CHAN IS SO SMART!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! My Curly Brows are my second best feature!!
7) HAHAHAHA!! Hmmm, I wonder if I can do that to Drake-San over here… anyways, hehe, Nice joke, Panda-Chan! SO SMART!! MELLORINE!!
8) White Wine, Panda-Chan. want some of my cooking with white wine?
9) Dark Chocolate, Panda-Chan Non-fattening. So I don't grow fat! Hehe.
10) that's a secret of mine, Panda-Chan… hehe. But I smell pretty good!
11) take a guess, Panda-Chan!
12) Cats! Very clean and gentle, behaved and they lick themselves clean! WHA!! KITTY!!
13) Oh! Oh! I LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!!
14) anything, Panda-Chan! except Durians. They stink…
15) Nami-San was delayed… I don't think she really is coming here… sniff (heart broken eyes)
MELLORINE! MELLORINE! SURE!! IN THOUSAND SUNNY!! LETS SNUGGLE UP THERE!! And Yeah, I look cool when I'm a cowboy!! YOU A COWGIRL?! WAAHHH!! SOO COOL!! MELLORINE!! Bye, Panda-Chan! (receives kiss) WAHH!! MELLORINE MELLORINE!!
-Sanji-Kun
Drake: ……… (STILL SMILING)
Sanji: tsk. Still smiling eh? Nah, leave him. I have no reason why he is but, oh well! NEXT UP!! AHH!! Smallstream/Keisha-Chan!!
Dear Sanji-kun,
Ok,yes.I shall be part of your equally loved fangirls.And thanks for putting me on your list!And I've already had your cooking,the cherry pie,remember?Gray is my favorite color,and sandals are good.Question time.
1)What would be your dream car/motorcycle,ect.?
2)What's your favorite animal?
3)Who else do you hate besides PLATYPUS APPLE SAUCE LIME HEAD MARIANO MARIMO?
4)Cats or dogs,pick.
5)What's your favorite type of tree?
No way!I could so beat you even if you used your super-strong leg!And I love you too,Sanji-kun.
-Smallstream
Dearest my Beloved Keisha-Chan,
WAHH! SHES PART OF THE LIST!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! You're welcome for the pie! WAH!! WE BOTH LOVE SANDALS!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! Gray? WAHH!! That's a light color!! I LOVE THAT COLOR TOO!!
Anyways, ANSWER TIME!!
1)Any new cars of today will be nice, Keisha-Chan!!
2) KITTY!! CATS!!
3) no, I don't hate anyone, Keisha-Chan. All the ones that I hate already suffered from my kicks. Good thing I'm still holding my temper on o'l Platypus, if not, I can make him suffer as well…
4) CATS!! KITTY!! WAHH!! CUTE LI'L FURBALLS!! I LOVE THEM!!
5) hm? Oh! the TANGERINE tree Nami-San has!!
Wahh!! IM BEING CHALLENGED!! FINE!! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW STRONG MY LEGS ARE!! AND I LOVE YOU AGAIN, KEISHA-CHAN!! MELLORINE!! BYE!!
-your Beloved Sanji-Kun
Drake: ……… (SHOULD I SAY IT AGAIN?! HES STILL SMILING!!)
Sanji: OY!! WAKE UP!! YOURE REALLY HAPPY TODAY! Tsk. No use. I cant kick him… his face might break…
Sanji: NO MATTER!! NEXT LETTAH!! From… SkZs-Chan!!
Sanji-kun
Heh I don't think Alyssa wants to talk to you at all( She isn't normal in the head). If I even tried making her I probably wouldn't be able to talk to you anymore. And I'm talking 'physcially' able to talk to you. She like 5 inches taller than me, she can whoop my poor little ass. By the way it's okay to kill my computer, my brother is a geek and he'll fix it. Plus We have 4 computers in the house, it's safe.
Questions!
1. I love you ingenious plans to disrupt your enemies. It was really cool when you guys were trying to escape Enies Lobby and the Buster Call that you like disrupted there cannon thing (I really have no idea what happened, I'm gonna watch it again). You didn't look like you knew what you were doing.
2. My friend (Alyssa) already knows you're hotter than Ace. For some reason she doesn't like Ace (or anyone for that matter)
3. Whats your favorite american movie?
4. What would you want to find in a girl (characteristics like funny)
5. Are you mad that you and Marimo Green Boy only get to fight the major enemies lackys and not the major enemy?
6. Now that you have a fridge with a lock, does Luffy steal try to sneak food.
7. Do you wear reading glasses, I dunno because I saw a picture done by Oda himself having you with glasses.
8. What sport would you ever do? You look like a swimmer or a soccer player to me cause of your strong legs.
9. OCs, what do you think about them?
10. Alrighty, I've been wanting to ask this one for a while. I always thought you never used your hands in combat but you pointed a gun at Robin/ Ms. All Sunday.
11. Why have you never aten a devil fruit before?
12. Do you have any idea why it's taking so long for American manga (One Piece) 15 to come out? It was suppose to come out this month but it says August...
13. No more 4kids, what do you have to say about that?
14. You are aware that since Chopper has depants you (Arabasta arc) that all the fan girls in the world now are short circuiting there keyboards from drooling by just thinking about it even this far into the series.
15. (#14) are you happy about it?
Wow holy crap, 15 sensible questions. Next time I'm going for 20!! Cause I love talking to you!! (hugs again)
Dearest my Beloved SkZs-Chan,
WAHH!! HER NAME IS ALYSSA?! WAHH!! BEAUTIFUL NAME!! MELLORINE!! Its okay if she does not like talking to me, if she kicks your… ahem… IM GONNA… wait a minute, I cant hit girls!! Darn. Okay, then kill your computer! Let your eau de Geek (French phrase) Brother fix it…hehe. ANSWER TIME!!
1) watch It again, heh, I wasn't thinking what I was doing, but it WAS a good plan! Right? Heh.
2) GOOD! SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES IM HOTTER THAN LUFFY-LOOK ALIKE!!
3) romance are nice, SkZs-Chan. you?
4) KAWAII!! FUNNY!! SMART!! MULTI-TALENTED!! ANNND!! THE ONE WHO LOVES CURLY BROWS LIKE MINE!!
5) no, im not, SkZs-Chan. But im wondering why are the main enemies lackeys are stronger than the main enemy itself!!
6) nope! He even tried lock picking! But no, the fridge will never open! With out… THE KEY!!
7) yeah, I do, SkZs-Chan. Hehe. I look kinda smarty with it.
8) sure I swim but im not into that kind of sports, SkZs-Chan. Soccer is my most favorite.
9) OC's who are they?
10) that's my first time holding a gun… but so what? I even used knives for defeating Wanze!!
11) heh. Those fruits look weird and Luffy told me the taste of the Gomu Gomu no Mi. so yuck, why would i eat one? (but if I eat one and have supernatural powers, more Fan girls will love me!!) well, I dunno…
12) anticipation is the best thing, SkZs-Chan. just wait and soon, its august!!
13) WHA?! NOW HOW WILL I BE POPULAR IN AMERICA?!?! WAHHH!!!
14) WAHH!! THEY LOVE ME!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!! ARIGATOU GOZAIMAS, CHOPA!! I LOVE YOU!!
15) hell yea I am!! Um, you like to see me wearing boxers?
Hehe, try your best! WAHH!! YOU LOVE TALKING TO ME?! I LOVE TALKING TO YOU TOO!! MELLORINE!! (receives hug) WAHAAHAHA!! IM IN LOVE!! MELLORINE!!
-your Beloved Sanji-Kun
Sanji: Okay! Next… SARAH-CHAN!! WAAH!!
Ne, Sanji-kun/Future husband/Sexy Pirate Cook, (So many titles now!)
"JUST TELL ME WHEN THEN IM THERE! MELLORINE!!"--Tomorrow around noon? ;)
"howdy, Sarah-Chan. how does that sound?"--Sexy Pirate Cook, you're so shmexy as a cowboy! And I'm glad Panda-san agrees with me!
"do you want to see if its true? (winks)"--Heck yes. XD
I promise to practice my "MELLORINE!!" everyday!
"hey! How bout a date?! Can you!?"--Anytime!! Save me from loneliness! T-T
Poor Luffy, don't starve him to death, okay:D
Even 4568794372948 questions? Hm... I think I'd die before I could finish coming up with them all.
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1. How soft is your skin? Is it softer than most men's?
2. Do you have a last name?
3. Could you ever see yourself as a father? You seemed pretty fond of the child-Nami fantasy in the Davy Back Fight arc.
4. I met a Sanji cosplayer at an anime convention a while ago. He was really nice to me. :3 Watch out Sexy Pirate Cook, you've got competition for fangirls with your cosplayers!
5. Do you have any odd food habits? Sometimes I drink the lemon juice that's used for cooking! And, on ocassion, even pickle juice.
6. Ace should come to an Ask Sanji chapter. You can argue for your sexiness. X) Or maybe Franky...
7. I have a secret fear of mustaches.
8. A guy that I talked to today (a friend of a friend) flicked me on the forehead really hard for liking One Piece, and for not having Usopp as my number one favorite character. He was so serious about it! He's only ever seen the 4Kids dub, and he's never looked at the manga. And the spot on my forehead still stings and there's a scratch. Can you either 1. Send Chopper to heal it, or 2. Make it feel better for me yourself? Please?
9. Have you ever shopped at Wal-Mart?
10. What if I told you I was part of the mafia?
11. Franky says "SUPAH!" and "FRESH!" a lot, and there's a grocery store called "Superfresh" that we shop at sometimes. Does Franky like that store, too? o.o
12. I have to go to the Asian food market today and help buy the fish, but I'm bad at telling what's really fresh and what's not. :P How do you choose your fish from the market, Sanji-kun? Can you help me?
13. Do you like romance movies? What about horror?
14. Why do men typically have more body hair than women?
15. Are you good at poetry?
I keep breaking my own question record! Find out why Drake-san was so happy, 'kay? XD
-Love, Apple Bomb/Sarah
Dearest my Beloved Apple Bomb-Chan/Sarah-Chan/my future Wife (WAHH!! I LOVE HOW SHE CALLS ME!!),
WAHH! SURE!! ILL SEE YOU!!!
Alrighty! WAHH! SHE LOVES ME!! WAHH!! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
WAHH!! ON OUR DATE! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW GOOD I AM WITH FRENCH KISSING!!
GOOD!! WAAHHH!! SO TALENTED!! KNOWS HOW TO COPY ME!! WAHH! MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
I Will save you, Sarah-Chan!! lets go!!
Heh, don't worry about Luffy, I fed him already. And now hes shouting "MORE!! I WANT MORE MEAT SANJI!! WAHH!! MORE!!" outside the building!
Im just kidding, Sarah-Chan. DON'T DIE!! YOURE MY FUTURE WIFE!!
AHEM!! Answer time!!
1)I like you to guess, Sarah-Chan… hehe
2) nope. But I wonder why Oda didn't give me any…
3) hehe. I always wanted to be a dad! AND IN THE FUTURE YOU BE A MOM!! WAHH MELLORINE!! IM IN LOVE!!
4) hah! Who do they believe?! The REAL Sanji or a Faker posing out As Sanji?! Hehe, don't worry, this competition youre talking about wont last long!! I'll win it soon!! You, Sarah-Chan? you… you love that cosplayer? Or me?
5) hehe, yea, I do. I some times add cheese on stuffed turkey! I even add peanuts!
6) Ah! Yes! I'll tell Neon-kun that! Now we'll see WHOS sexier!!
7) GOOD THING I SHAVE!!
8) Oky, whos the guy? I'll first use Diable Jambe then give him a nice Bouquetier Shoot and lets see if he still likes Hot Dog nose… AND YOURE HURT?! NO!! DON'T LET CHOPA TAKE CARE OF YOU!! I WILL!! Aww, that's a bad scratch! Don't worry, apply a bandage and it'll be healed in 2 or 3 days…
9) nope! But ill try, Sarah-Chan! maybe a nice pace for shopping supplies of food…
10) Mafia? The gangsters? Or a company?
11) I think so, Sarah-Chan… heh.
12) oh! That's easy! Smell first, if it has no odor then its not clean, if it has a regular fish stench then its good to eat! If there are flies touching it, DON'T BUY IT!! also ask if they cleaned the fish before it was placed on the counters. And also ask when did they catch it. if 2 months or more, DON'T BUY!! If less, then okay go ahead. WAHH!! YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?!? SURE!! MELLORINE!! TELL ME WHEN AND IM THERE!!
13) Romance are making me LOVEY DOVEY!! Horror… heh, I aint scared of that!!
14) probably because men mature first than women.
15) no, only at cooking… sigh… im not multi-talented like you, Sarah-Chan…
Well, keep on going!! Many other fan girls always break records! And why don't you ask Drake-San yourself? HE WONT LISTEN TO ME!! HE'S JUST THERE LIKE LUFFY ATE THE WHOLE WOLRDS MEAT SUPPLY!! Anyways, bye Sarah-Chan!!
-your Beloved Sanji-Kun
Sanji: Oky!! Last One!! Oy!! Drake-San!! its HogwartShinobi!!
Drake: ...Nani? AHH!! THE INSPIRATION!!
I-Im...INSPIRATION?! TT3TT DAW
(Glomps NeOn DrAkE 39) Arigatou, Drake-kun!! XD (LOL! He's getting girls too! Watch out Sanji :3)
(Ahem) Anyway...Good evening Sanji-san! So...I dont really have anything to ask. I FOR SOME STRANGE, INACCURATE AND UNEXPLAINABLE REASON- I know everything about you. Well, not personally-wise anyway. So Let's see...Here's a tough one; Why are you so nice to Nami-nee-chan and Robin-nee-chan but not to Luffy-sama TT3TT He always protects you and makes sure you're safe. Not to mention he DID Kick Arlong's, Crocodile, and alot of other guy's asses...YOU GUYS DONT TREAT HIM FAIRLY WITH DESENT RESPECT WAH--
Hs-Chan
Dearest HogwartShinobi (AKA The Inspiration to NeOn DrAkE 39),
Drake: DAW?! wait... youre a filipino? NICE!! AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO INSPRED ME TO WRITE THIS COLUMN FROM "Ask Zoro"!!! WAHH!!
Sanji: Filipino? whats that? and SHES THE ONE WHO MADE YOU WRITE THIS COLUMN?!
Drake: Nothing... and yeah, Sanji-San, she's the one!! (reads further) WAHH!! SHE-SHE... (faints...) glomped me...
eh, im not jealous HogwartShinobi-Chan! ehh? and you made Drake-San faint!! okay. ahem. WHA!?? WAHH!! YOU KNOW ME?! WAHH!! THATS SOO COOL!! HS-CHAN IS SOO COOL!! MELLORINE!! anyways... WHOA!! Im nice to Luffy!! I keep feeding him TONS of food and he isnt satisfied!!and keep in mind that with my food, in the ingredients, Love is included!! so of course i care for Luffy!! and i thank him soo much for protecting me and the rest!! dont worry, HS-Chan!! Im gonna take good care of Luffy more!! Just dont say that i dont treat him nicely!! okay? dont get furious!! relax, HS-Chan!!
Sanji
Drake: ……is… it over? (wakes up)
Sanji: HELL YEAH! and why did you faint?!
Drake: nothing... its an honor answering the question from The Inspiration herself!! anyways, i gotta go... see ya...
Sanji: tsk… well no matter…
Sanji: alrighty folks! We reached the end of todays Ask Sanji in Sanji Tonight! More reviews and I would LOVE to hear from you again! Bye my beautiful fans of mine!!
Sanji: im also expecting 35 questions from you, Takono-Chan!! I miss how you were before!! I LOVE IT!! PRETTY PLEASE ASK ME MORE?!?! and HS-Chan, it is truly an honor... (bows) you too, post questions...
(door from outside opens)
Luffy: Oi, Sanji!! I Want more meat!!
Sanji: (gets an idea) okay, I'll feed you, but in one condition, I want you to feature youself here on Ask Sanji on the next Episode!!
Luffy: Yeah! Sure!! Just GIVE ME MEAT BEFORE I STARVE TO DEATH!!
Sanji: okay, I'll cook you. Just wait. Well? I think Luffy's gonna be here on the show for the next episode, so ask him questions too, okay? BYE!!
Luffy: (faints)
Sanji: OKAY OKAY!! JUST WAIT!! DON'T DIE ON ME NOWW!!
Sanji: More reviews please! See ya next time!! (carries Luffy to the Kitchen)
