CHAPTER 8!!!! OHMIGOSH! JACOB HIT BAILEY WITH HIS CAR!!! THAT GIRL IS A DEATH MANGANIC!!! AT LEAST THEY LOVE EACH OTEHR!!!


BPOV

It's September and my birthday is two days away. And on top of that I'm four months pregnant and a 15 year old has been at my house for a week. And I have a feeling that Alice and Edward are planning something for my birthday too. Then I felt Edward get out of bed. I turned over to see him up.

"Where are you going?" I asked. He looked at me.

"I can't sleep," he said. I sat up and patting a spot on the bed. He climbed in next to me. He laid his head on my chest.

"Now, tell me why can't you sleep?" I asked as I began playing with his perfect hair.

"It's nothing. I'm just a bit stressed," he sighed as he placed a hand on my stomach.

"How are you stressed?" I asked.

"Well, I go to school and all my teachers love me, except Mr. Pylot. He hates me, all because I understand what he is teaching before he teaches it . Apparently he likes dumb students. And then I have to go to work and Mike gives me a hard time because I got the girl of his dreams," Edward chuckled. "And the babies are getting closer and I'm trying to get you comfortable, which I love to do. Everything else is getting on my nerves."

"What can I do to help?" I asked. He looked at me and smiled.

"Have a big smile on your face, and love me," he smiled.

"Your wish is my command," I giggled.

"So, hows the teacher coming here going?" he asked. Oh, I wish he didn't bring that up.

"I'm going to shoot the bitch. That's how it's going," I huffed.

"Why?" he chuckled.

"All she does it rub my belly and saw 'Oh my!Look at you! Your glowing!' . It takes her an hour before we start the lesson," I said.

"I like rubbing your belly," Edward said kissing my stomach.

"Hey, you're the reason they're in there," I giggled. Edward sighed.

"Bella, would you be mad if I said I ruined your life by getting you pregnant?" Edward asked.

"No, because it's not true. I love you and our little babies," I smiled at the thought of my two little boys. Yes, I think they're both boy, but Edward say otherwise. Then the phone went off. I sighed and answered it.

"Hello? Cullen's residents. Bella speaking," I giggled.

"BELLA!HEY-IT'S-ALICE!WHAT'S-UP!" Alice yelled on the other end.

"What?" I asked.

"I-DRANK-20RED-BULL!AND-THEY-ARE-FANTASTIC!I-DON'T-FEEL-HYPER- AT-ALL!!" Alice yelled.

"Alice get of the damn phone!" Jasper yelled in the back ground.

"COME-AND-GET- ME- COWBOY!" Alice yelled and then there was fighting over the phone.

"Hello? Who did Alice call?" Jasper asked.

"Bella," I said.

"I'm so sorry Bella. She brought home red bull and drank all of it. I've been trying to catch her for three hours and it's not working," Jasper said.

"Again?Edward and I will be right over to help," I said hanging up.

"Come on Edward, your sister drank red bull," I giggled as we walked out of the bedroom and across the hallway. Yeah, Alice and Jasper moved in across from us when Alice got kicked out of the last one. Let's just say she drank a lot and I mean a lot of red bull, and got in a fight .

We passed Bailey, who was a sleep on the couch. I knocked on the door and Jasper answered. His hair was all over the place , he had bags under his eyes , and his clothes were torn.

"Hello?" Jasper asked.

"Jasper! Are you ok?It looks like you were attacked by a bear!" I said.

"I did, if that bears name is Alice Cullen," he said before he passed out in the floor.

"Edward, take him and put him on the couch," I said . Edward did as I asked. I walked further in the apartment. It look like a tornado came through.

"Alice?Alice, it's Bella," I said. Then I heard someone walk behind me. I turned and saw no one. "Ok, this is creepy,"

Then out of no where Alice jumped in front of me . She used her lips stick as war paint. Her clothes where torn. And her hair was all over the place.

"Oh, Alice," I said.

"BELLA!HEY!I-DRANK–OH-MY-GOSH!A-BUG!" She yelled.

"Alice, you need to calm down–," before I could finish she fell in my arms. I put her back on the couch. I walked back over to my apartment. Edward was staring at something.

"Edward are you — OH-MI-GOD!" I whispered. Jasper and Bailey where on the couch, making out.

"They're a sleep aren't they?" I asked.

"Yep," was all Edward said.

"And how long has this been going on?" I asked.

"Ten minutes," Edward said.

"Uh-huh. Well, I hope you like that. Because your sleeping on the couch tonight," I said walking to our room and locking it.

"Bella, I'm sorry," Edward said from the other side.

"I know you are. Goodnight ,Edward. Love you," I said as I closed my eyes.

EPOV

"Bella, I'm sorry," I said from the other side of the door.

"I know you are. Good night , Edward. Love you," she said.

"Love you," I said back. "Smooth ,Edward."

I walked back over to the couch. I leaned down and yelled in there ears.

"BAILEY!JASPER!" I yelled. They both opened their eyes and yelled. Jasper got up and ran out of the room. Bailey just sat on the couch. She frowned.

"What's wrong Bailey?" I asked sitting down on the couch.

"Nothing," she said.

"Bailey, you can trust me," I said.

"Ok," she took a deep breath. "I miss Jacob,"

"Oh," was all I said.

"And I drove him away. I should just face it. I'm unlovable, even by my parents," she said.

"Bailey is was one time and it'll never happen again," I assured her.

"Edward, I lied. That wasn't the first time," she said looking away. "My parents didn't even want me,"

"What?"

"Yeah, all they wanted was my four older brothers. Travis , the oldest, was the star football player. Troy, the second oldest, was the star basketball player. Tray, third oldest, was the musical type. Trent, fourth oldest, was the artist. And then there is me, the screw up," she said.

"I use to get in trouble on purpose so that I would get attention from my parents. Even if it was just to get yelled at.I would always get caught rolling houses on purposes, just for my parents to yell at me. I was never really hugged as a child, either. That's why I leave a room when it get's emotional," she said. All I could do was nod. I couldn't say a word.

"You know how daddies dance their little girls on their toes around the room? Well, my dad never did that. And I've always wanted that. I've never had a birthday party or friends. Bella, was my only friend. And I'm sorry if I upset you by calling your mom, mom. I just felt loved for once," she said.

"Bailey I'm so s–,"

"Don't say sorry.I've heard that word for 15 years from my parents mouth and they never meant it," she said getting her crutches and walking to the guest room.

"Poor, Bailey," I said falling a sleep on the couch, with a lovely dream.

EDWARD'S DREAM

I'm in our living room and I see two little girls a sleep on the couch. One has brown hair with tips of bronze in it. The other has long brown hair with blond streks. The brown hair with tips of bronze in her hair wakes up and smiles at me. She shakes the other one awake and they both look at me and smile. They both come and tackle me in a hug.

"Daddy! Daddy! I'm Renesmee!" the one with long brown hair with bronze tips and brown eyes.

"Daddy! Daddy! I'm Elizabeth!" the one with long brown hair with blond streks and green eyes.

"We're your twin daughters!" Renesmee said.

"We sure are!" Elizabeth giggled. They both gave me a kiss on the cheek.. I pulled back and looked at them.

"Don't cry daddy. Don't cry," Renesmee said wiping away my tear.

"You'll see us soon," Elizabeth said. Then they disappeared.

END OF DREAM

I opened my eyes and I smelt something burning. I jumped up to see my angel in the kitchen.

"Damn stove," she mumbled. "I burned the biscuits!" she said throwing burnt biscuits on the counter.

"It's ok. It's just food. We'll get more," I said wrapping my arms around her waste.

"It's not that. I was trying to be nice and make you break feast ,because I was such a bitch last night. And I burnt the biscuits and . . ," then she cried into my shirt. "Now, I got your shirt all wet,"

"That's ok," I said taking off my shirt. "Problem solved," I said kissing her forehead.

"How about you and I take a nice hot shower?" I asked. She just nodded. As we took a shower Bella cooled down and relaxed from her stressed out moment.

"Sorry about my stressed out moment Edward," she said putting back on her clothes. I put my clothes back on. Then there was a knock at the door.

"Bella, it's your father .Open the door," Charlie's voice said from the other side of the door.

"Put your shirt back on," Bella said.

"We're married, and I live here," I said. She gave me the death glare.

"Putting my shirt on sounds good," I said grabbing my shirt. Bella walked over to the door and answered it. Then Leo came running through the door.

"Take him!I can't take him any longer!He is getting on my nerves," Charlie said. Then the door closed. Bella looked at me.

"What are we going to do with him?" Bella asked looking at me. I looked at Leo , who was peeing on the floor.

"Edward are you ok?" Bella asked me.

"I'm fine. I'm super. It just that we have two babies on the way, a dog the size of Emmett, and a 15 year old that is freaking insane staying at our house. Whose stressed now? Not me. NOT EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!!!!" I yelled grabbing my car keys and shoes. I sat in the car .

"I just had a breakdown," I just now realized.

"You did?" I heard a voice asked from the back of my car. I yelled. "Dude, shut up. You yell like a girl,"

I looked to see Bailey in the back .

"What the hell are you doing in my car?" I asked.

"Sleeping," Bailey said.

"Um, why?" I asked.

"Well I don't know if you know, but I had to pee, and I saw your naked ass. So I came out here to avoid me losing it," Bailey said.

"Oh,— wait. You saw my ass?" I asked.

"Yeah, you have a pretty hot ass too," Bailey said.

"Wait, don't tell that to Bella. Wait, don't tell anyone," she said.

"Oh my god," I said.

"Don't worry this is just the beginning of your problems. Just wait until the twins arrive," she smirked getting out of the car. She finally positioned herself on the crutches and she walked in front of my car. I rolled down my window.

"Hey stand in front of my car. I'll hit you like Jacob did," I said. Oh shit I wasn't supposed to tell her that. Jacob is going to kill me.

"Jacob hit me with his car?" she asked with a shocked look on her face. Then it turned into a scowl. I locked my doors and rolled up my window, so she wouldn't kill me.


CHAPTER 9!!! Alice drank 20 red bull!! Jasper looked like a bear attacked him!!!Jasper and Bailey made out!! Bailey saw Edward's ass! Leo peed on the floor!! Edward had a breakdown!! And Bella and Edward took a hot shower!! How much more funnier can I get?? A lot more my friends, a lot more!!! R&R!!!! Yeah, I don't think this story made much sense. But I know it was funny!! I bet you can't breathe it's so funny!!