Sorry for the slow update. Oh, and Happy late New Year.:) Enjoy.
Contraversy
"And so Kanda, I will NOT allow you to go on this mission with my Lenalee-chan." Komui crossed his arms over his chest.
"Then why the hell was I called down here?" the 16 year old Japanese exorcist questioned with a hint of anger in his voice. It had been nothing but repetitive retarded questions from Komui, followed by bragging about how "amazing" Lenalee was.
Reever quickly answered, covering Komui's mouth, "What Komui means is that Lenalee will need someone around her age group to help her out on her first mission, right Komui?" Reever passed Kanda a few papers.
"But hey! I have more questions, and if you answer them wrong, it's a no!" Komui grabbed a list from his pocket.
Kanda and Reever both stared at Komui in disbelief.
"So this is what you do instead of your paper work! No wonder you never get any of it done!" Reever accused Komui.
"Oh like any of you get it done anyway!" Komui returned his attention to his list.
"The first question is…" Komui started.
"Not this shit again…" Kanda groaned.
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Lenalee grabbed her packed suit case, ready for her first mission.
She ran towards her brother, Komui Li's office. She took a deep breath, but before she knocked she heard Kanda, Komui and Reever disputing about something.
Curiosity got the best of her of what they talked about when she wasn't there. She slightly opened the door and quietly began listening.
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"Are you a virgin?" Komui glared at Kanda.
"What kind of a question is that?" Kanda glared back.
"Just answer the question."
"Yes."
"WRONG ANSWER, BUDDY." Komui began to over react.
"What?" Kanda felt a bit confused.
"Kanda, don't answer anymore of his questions." Reever slapped his own forehead in an attempt to control himself from doing something that he may regret later.
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Lenalee controlled herself from laughing as she peeked in and saw all their faces.
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"One more question!" Komui scrolled down his list.
"Oh God." Kanda also slapped his forehead because of Komui's stupidity.
"Have you EVER felt in the least bit attracted to Lenalee-chan?" Komui asked the 16 year old.
At hearing that, Kanda felt his cheeks begin to burn.
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Lenalee's eyes got big after Komui asked Kanda such a question. She hadn't known that this was all just some controversy about her.
She slammed the door opened, not bothering to knock. "Nii-san, stop asking Kanda such questions!"
They all turned to see Lenalee while Kanda quietly sighed in relief that she came.
Lenalee grabbed the papers for the mission from Komui's desk and grabbed Kanda's hand.
"Nii-san, we'll be going now!" She smiled at Komui and Reever, as Kanda was dragged out the door.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Komui screamed at the top of his lungs as Reever restrained him.
"LENALEE–CHAN!!!" Komui began crying a river of tears.
"Oh dear God!" Reever sweat dropped.
It was going to be a long day.
Total crack here, I was bored.XD If you read, please review, because they are love.
