(A/N) I promise next chapter will be more interesting than this one. Also please send me ideas if you got them. Thank you to anyone who reads this and please review.

Warnings: Cussing, OOC, and a crazy physco bitch

Yes I do know that crazy and physco are the same thing.

Disclaimer:

Nagi: *Hyper* WeissKruezisntlpf'ssheonlywishesitwas;hahahahahitsnotthough

linkinparkfan: Someone please help me, Nagi is trying to kill me.

Crawford: Nagi calm down or she wont let you see Omi.

Nagi and Omi: *Glares holes into lpf's forehead.*

linkinparkfan: Crawford said it not me.

Crawford: *Joins Omi and Nagi in glaring holes through lpf's forehead*

linkinparkfan: *Writes*

Nagi, Omi, Crawford: *Disappears*

linkinparkfan: Yay silence!

Aya's POV

Sylvia was here. She was dressed in a skin tight black shirt and leather pants with black stiletto boots. He took note of the small gun between her breasts, the two boot knives in each boot, and the shoes. "Those things have to be deadly" Aya though to himself. "You ready to go" Crawford asked Sylvia while he did one last quick inspection of his team.

"Im always ready Crawford, dear" Crawford just shrugged off the comment and picked up Aya.

"Your taking a kitten to the EAOE (Evil Assassins Of Esset) meeting" Sylvia asked incredulously.

"He can take care of himself"

"But its a kitten"

"Isn't that obvious"

"But he'll ruin your image"

"Maybe at first but not for long"

"Your funeral, can I hold him"

"Only if he wants you to" Just then Crawford had a vision, Aya could see he was looking for something.

"Kitten do me a favor and find her gun, she's going to try to kill Nagi." Aya was more then eager to comply, only Weiss was allowed to try to kill Schwartz. He made quick work of getting then gun once he'd freed it he gave it to Crawford.

"Thank you kitten" Aya saw Farfarello and Nagi's body language change apparently Schuldig told them what Sylvia was going to try to do.

"Impressive, maybe he wont damage your reputation"

"If you think that's impressive you should see him when one of us is in danger during a fight" Nagi commented making it sound like a threat.

Everyone was crowded into one car for two hours, Aya had thought that riding with Omi, Ken, and Yohji was bad but traveling with Schwartz was hell on Earth. Sylvia kept trying to grab him and pet him roughly which Aya did not like he tried hissing, biting, and scratching but nothing worked until he crawled into Farfarello's lap. Then Syliva and Schuldig got into a shouting match. Aya thought his ears would bleed hearing some of the more creative cuss words he didn't know and he knew a lot of them.

Once Crawford managed to calm them down and get them to talk civilly they figured out they had similar taste in street clothes, Aya shuddered at some of the combinations lemon yellow shirt with burnt orange jacket and crimson red pants. He would admit his sweater isn't exactly fashionable but these two didn't even know how to match an outfit. He had to listen to those two throughout the whole car ride even Farfarello flinched at some of their outfit ideas. By the time they arrived Aya was strangely happy to be in a room filled with people who would want to kill him if they knew who he really was. He was immediately attacked by a horde of female assassins who wanted pet him but that's what he got for climbing on to Crawford's shoulder instead of crawling into the pocket of Crawford's suit.

Aya could only stand so many people saying

"He's so cute"

"Can I pet him"

"Can I hold him"

so after the nineteenth woman he gave a loud meow.

"I think he wants you to leave him alone" Crawford warned.

"You just don't want to share" one woman said reaching out to pet Aya.

Aya hissed and would have bit her if Crawford hadn't lifted him from his shoulder and put him in his pocket.

*A passing thought from Sylvia*

That damn cat is going to pay for being so close to Crawford.

Crawford's POV

Crawford thought Aya was being a good little patient kitty when dealing with the women. Even the pushy ones but Crawford got the message when enough was enough. If you asked Crawford he could truthfully say he tried to warn them but one stubborn woman decided to try her luck and had it not been for Crawford she would now be nursing a nasty bite mark.

"Sorry" some man mumbled bumping into Crawford. After the encounter Crawford began walking towards Farfarello, "How would you like to have some fun" Crawford asked Farfarello in a tone that suggested he was pissed. Farfarello nodded but raised his eyebrow in a silent question, why? "See that man" was all Crawford said pointing to him. Farfarello needed no more prompting and walked to the man.

Farfarello's POV

He knew something was wrong, no one ever bumped into a Schwartz member accidentally. Fafarello's suspicions were confirmed when Crawford came over and asked him if he wanted to have some fun, he was never allowed to have fun in a building owned by Esset. He was not liking where this conversation was going when Crawford spoke to him in that tone. That tone meant (A. Some one stole something from him. (B. Someone pissed him off royally. (C. Both of the above. Farfarello did not it want it to be C, C meant bad things.

Farfarello was wondering why he was told he could have fun but didn't dare question out loud so he just cocked an eyebrow, his answer a finger pointing him to said stupid man with one of Crawford's hands in the pocket the kitten should be residing in. Crawford didn't mind pain but he hated messes and Fafarello knew Crawford would never stick his hand in the pocket with the kitten ever again. Farfarello then realized what had happened "That bastard will pay Aya belongs to Schwartz and nobody takes something from Schwartz" Farfarello thought murderously, he was very attached to the kitten.

(A/N) Aya's been kidnapped but by who? Aya turns back into a human but not completely and has to remain at Schwartz what will happen while he's there you might decide if you send in an idea. Please refrain from killing me until I finish this story, I know cliffhangers are frustrating but they are so fun.