THE GREY

DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN GRAVITY FALLS

CHAPTER 9:

The boy shrieked once more, feet and hands scrambling for purchase on the wooden floor boards. The blond haired man stared down at him in amusement, golden eye dilated dramatically.

"Yeesh kid, calm down!"

Dipper only stared at the finely dressed man in front of him, eyes squinting and straining in the darkness. The man stretched an arm out, ficking his wrist to the side, making a brilliant blue flame flicker into exsitance.

"Squinting your eyes like that will make your eyes hurt kid. Haven't you learned from your great uncle?"

The boy sat, body still paralyzed in fear, eyes dilated in shock and mouth electing unconscious whimpers. The man frowned when he noticed the boys fear, as it was evident and completely and utterly obvious.

"Jeeze kid CALM down..."

Then Bill began to think it over, he's a kid, alone, lights shut off and a creepy guy in one of the rooms in his house. Wouldn't he be freaked out? Nope, of course not, Bill's a demon. Then to Bill's surprise the boy opened his mouth and said quite harshly.

"Who ARE you?"

Bill jumped into the air, floating above the boy and summoning a bunch of eyes that seemed to smile menacingly down at the child.

"I'm Bill Cipher kid! A demon! An answer! A horrible creation of the universe that was never meant to exist but look at me now!"

The boy gave him an unimpressed look and grabbed the musicbox that had fallen from his grasp.

"Ok, I was scared before by all those creepy things earlier, but now that I'm staring at you I can't help but feel like I've been scammed by a rated zero star haunted house."

Bill's expression went from cheerful to a horribly frightful image of satan in around 3 seconds. In a flash he was in the boy's face and was screaming demonically.

"AM I FRIGHTFUL NOW YOU INSOLENT BRAT!?"

The boy, now frightened by the disgustingly horrifying body, pulled his left arm back and did the first thing that came to his mind.

"LEFT HOOK!"

Once again, the human child had surprised and shocked Bill Cipher, who shrieked and brought his hand to his eye. Face morphing back to normal.

"OW! MY EYE! MY ONE GOOD EYE!"

Dipper backed up with wide eyes, a look of horror upon his face.

"O-oh...oops..."

Bill dropped his hand and stared at the boy in amazement. Then to the boy's shock, Bill began to laugh, the shrill noise echoing the room.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW there was a reason I was interested in you star child!"

Dipper raised and eyebrow at the demon's sudden change in emotion.

"W-what? What do you mean?"

Bill floated upward and conjured a cane into view and with a flick, lifted up his bangs.

"Well, you have the universe printed onto your forehead. And do you know what that means?"

The boy pushed the cane away and shook his head no.

"Oh-ho-ho! Then your in for a tasteful treat!"

Bill leaned in and squished his face in his hands.

"Ursa, Major, Pines.. You ARE the abomination of the universe itself!"

The last thing Dipper saw before he fainted was Bills manic grin.

A/N: If you didn't notice URSA is Dipper's real name in the story and Major is his middle name. Sorry for the short chapter and the long wait.