A/n here you go
Stephenie owns everything… wait I own an alarm clock!
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"How could you do that to me?" whined Alice when we were a good two feet away from him.
"How could I do that to you" I asked surprised and I little outraged. I stopped where I was. I raised my eyebrows incredulously at her. "Alice, what about me? I'm the one that is suffering? What about Edward? He is suffering too."
How could she possibly think that? I mean, she was adding to the suffering on both parts.
Edward walked right by us while I was ranting. I heard him chuckle as he passed. Stupid sensitive vampire hearing.
"That might be true," she said, stopping beside me. It was easy to tell that she was thinking about doing some quick thinking "but I put the most work into this. It hasn't been easy, Bella, with all the visions coming and going. Do you know that I actually feel tired? And then there is everything that Edward has been doing—"
"Okay, okay, I get it." I murmured. "You have been working hard."
"And then there is everything that Edward has been doing…" she looked unhappy that I had interrupted her "I don't even want to tell you the look on the nurse's face when I gave her the lemonade sample. She looked at me funny. Like I was diseased…Do you want the rest of my lemonade?"
"Sure," why not? I did not have enough time to start my soda during lunch so I was thirsty. She went through her purse and handed me a bottle. I did a double take at the bottle label:
Tropicana
Pink lemonade
I looked at Alice to see if she would start laughing, but she looked concerned with my sanity.
"What?" she asked.
"You gave this to the nurse?" I asked incredulously.
"Yeah, what's wrong with it?" she seemed hurt.
"It's pink. Pee is yellow"
"Oops." She didn't seem too disturbed. Also, she started walking again, like she was thinking.
I started walking again, too, and she easily stayed by my side. She was going through her purse again and was rumbling around really roughly to find the bottom of it. Finally, she took out a tiny little lip gloss about the size of a little pinky finger.
Alice started walking backwards in front of me, her expression amused. She reached up and started to apply the tiny lip gloss so thick that I wondered if she had used it all up.
"I don't need lip gloss for gym." I complained plucking my lips together. "I'm just going to smudge it during for gym anyways, with my luck and grace."
"No, your not," she said like she was sure. Then again, I didn't doubt her either. Nobody did anymore. "And it's not for gym, it's for Edward."
"How thoughtful."
I opened the door to the gym and welcomed the warmness. Then I looked around my surroundings. Everyone who had gym this period was either standing around or sitting on the first couple layers of bleachers.
"What is going on?" I asked when I spotted Edward; he was leaning against the door to the boy's locker room.
I waved him over but he shook his head and turned his head.
Before I had the chance to get upset I realized that he was having a conversation with Mike Newton. Wait, why was he talking to Mike over me? He did seem engrossed in what Mike was saying, though.
"Alice-" I said shocked"
Of course she knew what I was about to ask.
"Relax, Bella. They are just discussing a paper for Spanish class. Well, Edward is translating the assignment for him. He'll be over in a minute."
Everyone in the group was standing around in little gossip groups. But there was something else, too. Everyone was excited, but trying not to show it. It definitely didn't take Jasper to recognize that the excitement was there. You could breathe it like oxygen.
Well, almost everyone had the look of excitement. Except for three people. Edward looked grumpy. It was the same look he got when Rosalie and Emmett…yeah.
Alice looked annoyed. And I was ready to put money on the fact that my face looked confused.
"What is going on?" I repeated, looking back to Alice.
She cracked a smile "Bella, its gym class in April."
She looked like she should know everything by her words. Like everything should click into place.
"She wasn't here last April," said an angel's voice behind me. I felt a cold set of arms encircle my waist. "She was still recovering from a vampire attack." I could hear the smile in his voice.
"So, what am I missing?" I asked Edward, turning around in his arms. I laid my hands on his arms.
"On the second Tuesday on every April in Forks high school, it is sex ed."
I gawked at him, thinking I had heard him wrong. What an awesome way to tweak my self-control.
A/N is this a cliffy? I can't tell…..hope you enjoyed it. Update soon. Review. All you have to do is click the button.
What should I do during the sex ed. lesson? I never had been to one of those. Should it turn Bella on?
