SM owns Twilight. Me... not so much!


9.

"Oh my God! You look fine with a capital 'F', girl. If you weren't already taken I'd be hittin' that!" Alice juts out her hip and smiles while wiggling her eyebrows.

"Sure, Allie. Whatever you say." I wave her off.

Not that I would be opposed to some exploring.

Lord knows I was always way too straight laced in college to experiment with that but, then again, I've always liked girl-on-girl porn.

Huh, maybe that's why none of the boys I've been with have ever been able to er, finish the job.

And calling them boys probably doesn't help my situation.

I feel bad though, 'cause Jasper tries so hard and I end up faking it every time.

After three years, you'd think he would have noticed.


So... I hear y'all hate Jasper? Don't. He's not that bad... they're just not meant to be is all.

Keep in mind that Bella is angry, confused, hurt, insecure, horny...confused. Mk?