Okay and now bringing you the 9th chapter of HORROR FRIENDS, I will now be able to update a little more often because I got a new laptop (because my last one broke right after I posted chapter 8) so expect a bunch of updating. don't forget to review and let me know what you think of the chapter, and give me suggestions if you want to keep this story going
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Krueger Can you shut the fuck up, you got what was coming to you, I forgot to ask how you little reunion with Carrie was. Jason stated, throwing an empty beer can to the side of the couch. Freddy sat on the couch, his arms were crossed across his chest and a pout on his face,
"Well what if I went and gave your mother a call, and asked her to come over-"
Freddy was cut off, as a full beer can, smashed into his face, and dumped it's content all over his clothes. Freddy gaped at Jason who just sat there with a smirk, Hey don't you ever bring my mother into this, you do and next time I'll snap that little neck of yours in a heart beat.
Ghostface rolled his eyes, "Hey can you two just stop fighting already, I'm trying to watch my shows."
Freddy looked at the T.V and snickered, "What kind of gay ass mother fucker watches All My Children?"
Ghostface flipped the channel quickly to MTV, "Not that show, this show."
Freddy looked at the T.V again, "Drag Queens of Hollywood, much better choice Ghostface."
Ghostface acted like he was trying to change the channel, but he quickly hit the record button. He switched the channel, and turned it to WWE Wrestling. Ghostface sat back in his chair triumphant, "Here we go, how bout some wrestling guys."
Freddy got up off the couch laughing, "No thanks, sweaty guys all over each other, count me out fuck face."
Ghostface cursed under his breath, "I can't ever win in this fucking house."
Jason grabbed the remote and passed him a note as well, That's right, what do you think life would be like if we let a bitch like you make the decisions around here.
Ghostface smirked, "This house would be fabulous!"
Jason rolled his eyes and laid back on the couch, Exactly.
Freddy sat back down on the couch, a cold leftover pizza in his hand, "We have an errand to run today guy, okay?" Ghostface sneered at Freddy and wiped a bit of chewed up pizza off his face.
"What the hell do you have to do now?"
Yeah Krueger, cause lately you've been making a lot of fucking mistakes, were talking about kicking you out of the house.
"Yeah right fucker, you wouldn't dare kick me out."
Watch me, I'd throw your burnt ass out of the house before you could even protest.
Freddy stared at Jason suspiciously, "Anyways, we have to head over to this farm, I know this guy who can hook us up."
Ghostface looked up from the T.V now interested, "You mean drugs?"
Freddy glared at Ghostface, "Naw free food stamps, of course I mean fucking drugs." Ghostface looked back at the T.V a bit offended,
"Well food stamps sure would be a hook up for your broke ass" He murmured silently. Freddy whipped his head toward Ghostface,
"What the hell did you just say?"
Ghostface shook his head, "Nothing Krueger." Freddy stared at Ghostface for another second then turned back toward Jason.
"So I was thinking we should be heading out soon, I mean if you want some of the good stuff."
Jason thought about it for a second, and decided he really could go for a good smoke right about now, Sure let's head out.
Michael appeared behind Freddy, What are you bitches talking about over here. He looked over at the T.V which was on a soap opera, Ghostface change the god damn channel.
Ghostface flicked him off, "Fuck you Myers."
Freddy sighed, "Anyways Myers, we were about to head out to this farm, where this guys got the hook up for us." Michael smiled from underneath his mask and slapped Freddy on the shoulder.
Finally you come through for us Krueger.
"Wait who saved us from the vampires."
Who got us caught by cannibals in the woods.
"Touché Myers, well we should be heading off, this guy lives a bit of a distance away from here."
Michael smirked, If you really get us the hook up, we might actually consider not kicking you out of the house. Michael patted the stunned Freddy on the back.
Freddy just sat there with his mouth hanging open, "Are you guys really talking about kicking me out of the house?"
Jason got up off the coach and grabbed the keys, Don't worry Krueger, you get us some good dope, and you don't have to worry about that.
"You guys fucking suck, let's get the hell out of here."
"Okay you sure this is the farm Krueger?" Ghostface asked. Freddy rubbed his temple letting out a deep sigh,
"You've been getting on my fucking nerves Ghostface, of course this is the fucking farm you dumb ass." Michael looked at Ghostface in the back seat and began snickering at him. Ghostface crossed his arms across his chest and looked out the window.
Jason pulled up the drive way of the farm, and stepped out of the car. Freddy stepped out and shielded his eyes from the sun,
"Damn it's hot as fuck out here."
Jason shrugged his shoulders, Hey it'll be worth it when we get that good shit.
Michael looked around at the farm, off to the left was a large field that was probably used for cropping, and to the right of the house they stood in front of was a little tool shed[1]
Where's the guy at Krueger? Michael asked. Freddy motioned to the shed, probably working on something in there. He walked over to the entrance of the shed, and the rest of the group followed closely behind him.
Freddy leaned his head inside, "Hey Joe you in there, me and my friends are here for that dope."
They heard rustling, and the clanging of tools inside, and Joe stepped out wearing a mechanic suit that was covered in oil marks. Joe smiled and held his hand out to each of the killers,
"Nice to meet you, nice to meet you, so you've come for some drugs."
Freddy grinned "You already know Joe."
Joe burst out laughing, and the group looked at him surprised, Joe slapped his knee "Joe, Know, that rhymes, Freddy you crack me up every time you come to visit me."
Michael passed Jason a note quietly, Only he would find the rapist hilarious. Jason read the note and tried to hold back his laughter, with no success. Freddy glared at him frowning.
"Okay guys, I got the standard weed, cocaine, dip if your interested, and if you really want to have a crazy night I got some shrooms in the back."
The four of them huddled together, all whispering silently, Freddy looked at them held a thumbs up, "Okay Joe we'll have, 2lbs of weed, 1.5lbs of Cocaine, 1lb of shrooms, and two cans of dip for the drive back."
Joe grinned and shook his head playfully, "You guys sure love your drugs, let me go get your stuff."
Out in the distance they could hear a dog barking and growling, Jason handed Joe a note, You got stray dogs running around your neighborhood Joe.
Joe read the note and shook his head, "Naw that's just my dog, we call him Cujo, just a second…HEY CUJO! COME HERE BOY!"
They all waited, and soon they heard the dog approaching. Freddy noticed the dog was St. Bernard, and also that the dog was foaming at it's mouth.
"Um Joe? Does your dog always foam at its mouth?"
Joe walked over to Cujo, "Hey boy you all right." The dog just looked up at it's owner and let out a menacing growl.
Jason pulled Freddy back, Krueger we have to get out of here, that fucking dog has rabies. Freddy began to back away, along with the others.
"Yeah Joe I think we should go."
"No guys just…ARRGGG!"
Joe was cut off as Cujo leapt onto his him, and began biting him all over his body. Freddy and the others did not hesitate to run into their car, and lock the doors. Ghostface bounced up and down in his seat.
"Start the car Voorhees."
Jason put the keys in the ignition and turned the key, the engine started for a split second, but immediately died. Jason turned the key again, but this time the car's engine did not even start.
Michael gaped at Jason, What the fuck is wrong with the car Voorhees.
Jason looked at the dash board, and put his head in his hand. Freddy stared at him, waiting for him to reply, "Well what's wrong with it?"
Jason looked up and handed him a note, There's no gas.
Freddy's whole body shook with anger, "YOU FORGOT TO GET FUCKING GAS, HOW MUCH OF A DUMB ASS DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT REALIZE YOU WERE RUNNING OUT FUCKING GAS."
Jason glared at Freddy, You better watch you tone you pussy ass hoe.
Ghostface put his hands on the both of them, stopping there arguments, "Guys look over there." Everyone became silent and looked outside at Cujo, he stood over Joe, blood dripping from his foamy mouth, but they noticed Joe was still breathing.
Cujo looked around, and then grabbed Joe by his head, and dragged him into the house.
Michael threw a note at Freddy, What the hell are we going to do? That fucking dog has rabies.
Freddy ignored his question, and stared at the shed, "Okay now that the dog is busy in the house, one of you guys can run over to the shed, and grab us a weapon to kill the dog."
Jason put up his hand, Hold up, why does it have to be one of us that goes to the shed? Why not you?
Freddy smirked, "Cause I'm the one who comes up with ideas, if I die you'd be lost without me."
Yeah you come up with the ideas, but your always getting us in these situations, I say no loss. Jason wrote down angrily. Freddy held up his hands in defense.
"Hey! Hey! We can argue about who we're going to send out there, but in the end we all know who were going to make go out."
Jason, Michael, and Freddy all smiled and looked at Ghostface who was listening to his Ipod. Ghostface looked up confused, and pulled his earphones out of his ears,
"Why are you guys looking at me like that?"
Michael passed him a note, You've got to go over to the shed, and grab us a weapon to kill that dog.
Ghostface read the note and shook his head, "HELL NO I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN FOR ONCE I AM NOT GOING TO-"
Ghostface was cut off as he was tossed out of the back seat by Michael, Ghostface ran to open the door back up, but Freddy had quickly locked the doors, and pointed toward the shed, "Get us a fucking weapon, and stop being such a pussy."
Ghostface looked over at the house where Cujo had disappeared. He looked over at the shed, and began creeping quietly towards it. When Ghostface had made it halfway to the shed, everyone else thought he was going to make it.
Ghostface began picking up the pace, and decided to run the rest of the way there. He took off, but as soon as he began running he tripped over a large bucket. Ghostface flinched at the sound of the noise and looked toward the house.
As if on cue Cujo appeared at the front door, he looked at Ghostface, and began barking and growling. Ghostface jumped up off the ground and ran toward the car screaming, "UNLOCK THE DOORS! UNLOCK THE DOORS!"
Michael opened the door for Ghostface, who was nearing the car, but Cujo suddenly jumped in his path, Ghostface stopped in his tracks, looking at the car that was now so close.
Freddy looked around, "We got to do something….um…this'll do." he picked up a CD and tossed it at Cujo. The CD hit Cujo in the back of his head, the dog turned looking at Freddy, Ghostface noticed his opportunity, and dived for the car.
Cujo noticed Ghostface and lunged for him as well.
"ARRGGH" Ghostface yelped as Cujo bit down on his leg. Michael grabbed Ghostface under his arm pit with one hand, and with his other hand hit Cujo in the face, trying to break his grip on Ghostface's leg.
Cujo gave up his efforts, and let go of Ghostface's leg. As soon as he let go, Michael lifted Ghostface inside, and slammed the door in Cujo's face.
Freddy handed Michael some Goth he had found in the glove department, and Michael began wrapping Ghostface's leg. Ghostface lay in the back seat unconscious, but still very much alive.
Jason tapped Freddy on the shoulder, Hey you owe me one new Phillip Phillips CD.
Freddy looked at him confused, "What are you talking about?"
That CD you threw was my Phillip Phillips CD, just letting you know you owe me a new one.
"Who cares? Well guys what do we do now?"
They all looked outside, at Cujo who was prowling around the car, watching them. Jason handed him a note, I guess we wait.
"Oh my fucking god, it's hot in here." Freddy exclaimed. They all were laying back in their seats, they had all taken off their shirts, but they were all still profoundly sweating all over their bodies.
Michael lazily passed Freddy a note, We got to kill that fucking dog.
Freddy sat up, "Well we have to trick him somehow, anybody have any ideas."
I thought you were the man that came up with the ideas. Jason wrote down.
"Yeah" Ghostfaceadded in groggily.
Freddy grinned, "Now that you say that, I actually do have an idea, but only if Ghostface is willing to risk his life, to get out of this shit hole."
Ghostface looked a bit uncertain, but he nodded his head, "Fine, okay what's the plan Krueger, and this better be good."
Freddy smirked, "Oh don't worry it is."
Cujo stepped outside, he looked around for the car door he heard slam shut. He looked over at the car, and noticed a body laying next to it. Cujo trotted over, and began sniffing the body.
The body lay there unmoving, Cujo grabbed the robe of the body and began to drag it back to the house.
"OKAY NOW!"
Cujo dropped the robe, and looked around startled. Michael ran around the side of the car, along with Jason, and the two grabbed the dog before he could even bark. Cujo snapped at the two, but they made sure to keep his fangs clear of the body.
Jason looked at Michael, who nodded his head, and Jason grabbed the dog's head quickly and snapped his neck in one fluent motion[2] The dog stopped struggling and fell limply in Michael's arm.
Michael dropped him on the ground, and gave Jason a high five. Nice neck snapping Voorhees.
Jason smiled, It comes with practice.
Freddy stepped out from behind the car with a huge grin on his face, "Didn't I tell you I'd come through for you guys…Ghostface you alright?"
Ghostface looked up, giving them a crooked smile, "Yeah, but my leg's hurting like a bitch."
Freddy smirked, "Okay this is what we're going to do," he pointed at Michael, "You are going to take Ghostface into the house, and onto the couch." He pointed at Jason, "You are going to call the police and get us the fuck out of here."
And what are you going to do Krueger? Jason asked.
Freddy grinned, "Me? I'm going to go get us our purchases…we could be here for awhile you know."
And there's chapter 9 for you guys, Now that I got a brand new laptop I will be updating this story a lot more often, and please review and send in some suggestions because I'm starting to run short of ideas guys, and we want to keep this story going, don't we guys? If you do send in a suggestion you will get full credit for the idea of course.
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REFERNCES:
[1] I don't remember what the set up of the house was in the movie Cujo because I haven't watched the movie in years, so I'm sorry if something seems out of place.
[2] I never like the thought of killing a dog, but of course there was no way of avoiding it in this situation.
