Disclaimer: I don't own IY.
Here it is! My post-Just A Kiss fanfic! Enjoy!
Note: The setting of this story is one of my own. A cross between Feudal Japan, Middle Ages and snippets of the present. You'll get it once you read it.
Makeshift Misfits
"So..." Koji began.
"No," Inu'yuuki' snapped.
Koji sighed, "But I have some much to offer..."
"I am not interested in you or anyone else..." 'Inuyuuki' answered swiftly.
Sango and Kagome marvelled at Inuyasha's skills at rejection.
"I just came out of a relationship and I'm not inclined to start a new one any time soon," Inuyuuki answered. Although 'just' was a bit of a fib, as it was over a month ago, Inuyasha did figure the rest was pretty much true and believable.
Koji seemed in thought, obviously, he wasn't giving up that easy. "Well... maybe we can take things slow... start out as friends?"
Inuyasha -err...Inuyuuki- scoffed, "Yeah right... you think I want friends? I've got enough with just Twiddledee and Twiddledummer back there."
"Hey!" Eriko and Hiromi cried, realizing they were being referred to.
"And I'll say this one more time, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU KOJI!" Inuyuuki cried, "if you ask my one more time, I will slaughter you. Slowly and painfully, understood?"
Koji sighed, "But-"
Inuya- yuuki... clenched 'her' teeth, "NO FREAKING BUTS! I AM NOT INTERESTED!"
"You're so beautiful... how can I help myself?" Koji replied.
Miroku laughed, knowing that line very well. It's one after my own heart. He chuckled. My own heart.
Inu -yuuki- rolled her eyes. "Oh and since you couldn't see that, I just rolled my eyes at you."
Izyaoi couldn't help but laugh a little. Her son...err... daughter would be more accurate at the moment... was just so cute.
"What is it that you don't like about me?" Koji pleaded, "I can change?"
"YOU'RE SO DAMN PERSISTENT! I DO NOT LIKE YOU THAT WAY!" Inuyuuki snapped, "You are not my type."
Koji sighed, "But what is it exactly that makes me not your type?"
Inuyasha was getting fed up with this. Chances are there is only one thing that would get Koji to leave him alone and that is a truth...of sorts... "I LIKE GIRLS!" s/he huffed, "I AM ONLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN! ME NO LIKE PENISES!"
Everyone was very surprised by his outburst. Eriko started to burst out in a fit of giggles.
Koji's mouth kept flapping up and down.
Inuyuuki's face went deep red. S/he kept his/her gaze downcast. "You never had a chance to begin with."
"S-so y-you're a...?" Koji finally managed.
"Yeah," Inuyuuki answered, "I am."
Eriko laughed louder. Hiromi turned to her sister puzzled and asked, "H-how can he be a...um...if he's a he?"
Eriko rolled her eyes at her sister. "He's not but since right now he's a girl, then as a girl he is a-"
"OH! Okay!" Hiromi beamed, bringing all attention onto herself. "Um...hi?"
Inuyuuki rolled his/her eyes. "Hiromi..."
Koji sighed and fell back in step with Hiromi and Eriko. "So what's your sexual orientation?"
Miroku laughed. This Koji guy really is a man after his own heart.
Inuyuuki dug his/her claws into Koji's back. "WOMANIZING JERK!" the three (?) hanyous cried. Then Eriko and Hiromi turned their heads defiantly upwards and chorused, "Our sexual orientation is none of your business!"
"Um..." Koji looked to the other two young women in the group. "H-"
"Don't even think about it," They snapped, fire crackling around Kagome's clenched fists.
"Whoa...whoa..." Koji sighed, "No need for the flames there."
Kagome stared down at her fists in surprise. "Huh? Oh...um...sorry...I can't really control this..." But the flames slowly burned out as her temper did.
Inuyuuki sighed, "If you had burned him, maybe I could get down from this ridiculous position."
...
Koji walked awkwardly as this ring of angry women surrounded him, Miroku keeping his distance not wanting to get involved.
"Honestly, I think I can walk now," Inuyuuki seethed for the fourteenth time since his/her 'confession'.
"Um..." Koji felt awkward.
"Because honestly I think the thought of being touched by such a womanizing insect has moved my body to heal itself," Inuyuuki retorted, "Especially one who also happens to be a major fool such as yourself."
Koji sighed downhearted as Izayoi for the fourteenth time that day, refused to mediate lik$e she had upon their first meeting. Apparently whatever good impression he had made, had quickly dissipated with his testosterone fueled actions. The once 'smooth operator' was now an enemy of women.
"Uh...I'm sorry?" Koji managed.
"For what?" Inuyuuki snapped as the other women glared at Koji.
"For...uh...quickly discarding you like that when you um...mentioned your 'preferences'," Koji stumbled, "I feel that that might have reversed or worsened the impression I made on you and your comrades, Inuyuuki, and I am truly sorry."
"Keh, it's not like a care," Inuyuuki scoffed, "I wanted you to 'discard' me."
"Um...I-I-I have decided that I will work to bring such a lovely lady as yourself back to our team...er...to say...I am going to make you fall in love with me!" Koji declared.
Inuyuuki's eyes went wide and a blush spread across his/her face. "What?"
Eriko nearly bowled over in laughter, "SERIOUSLY?!"
Izayoi tried to mask her chuckles at her 'son's' incredulous expression. But soon, she as well as the rest of the group, couldn't hold their laughter any longer.
"Despite all that you've said today," Koji continued, "I've found that I cannot stop thinking about you."
"I'm on your back! How can you forget me?!" Inuyuuki snapped trying to rationalize the odd thumping of his/her heart.
"Yes, but...well...it's the nature of my thoughts that I was referring to," Koji answered and before he could be misunderstood, added, "I can't help but imagine our possible future together."
"THERE'S NO FUTURE TOGETHER! I LIKE GIRLS! I SAID SO!" Inuyuuki cried.
Koji let Inuyuuki down and s/he was right, s/he could walk now. He turned to Inuyuuki, he looked up her with bold blue eyes, "And I like you."
"Wha-what?" Inuyuuki blurted before Koji pulled her/him into a kiss.
The laughter only increased as Inuyuuki pulled away stuttering as his/her fingers traced over his/her lips.
Koji smiled, "There's a village up ahead." Koji pointed in the direction they were headed then started walking to the left.
"Wait, where are you going?" Inuyuuki did not mean to sound like s/he didn't want him to go.
"I'm going off to be the man who can sweep you off your feet," Koji smiled and began to wallk away.
"I LIKE GIRLS GODDAMMIT! GIVE UP!" Inuyuuki sighed, going male shortly after. His face went deep red as he just wanted everyone to shut up.
"Hey," Eriko smiled, "Cheer up, at least that wasn't your first kiss."
"I know...but...ARGH!" Inuyasha cried, "THAT BASTARD FREAKING KISSED ME!"
Yeah, that was not the direction I had intended to go with Koji but whatever. Anything is better than nothing, right?
And I have no reviewers to speak off...I lost the list and there have been no new ones since....ah well...maybe I'll have more after this chappie!
