Everything hurts. My arms, my legs, my chest, even my neck hurts. It is as if I fell down a flight of stairs onto my face. And to top it all off, I have a nasty sunburn on my face. Wolfgang, this is all your fault.

Bah, puny man must be allergic to exercise. Wolfgang never feel pain!

That is provably untrue. Ok, you see the mountains that you are looking at? I want you to run towards them.

Oh god, how can my muscles hurt so much? Where are we? Wolfgang, why are we in a swamp? I did not see any swamps near the mountain.

Wolfgang not know which mountains puny man meant.

Spectacular.

I am currently in what appears to be a brand new biome. The ground is soggy, with dead grass coating it. The whole landscape has a sickly purple hue, and leafless trees are everywhere. I can also hear howling. Wolves, that is exactly what I needed. Knowing my luck, they will be massive. My legs hurt so much. I do not think I can afford to let Wolfgang go for another run. Willow, I need you to take over if he tries to come back out. Can you do that?

Uh, I dunno. Never tried before.

Yup, I can do it. Alright Willy, I'll keep him off ya. He's giving us one hell of a headache though.

Thank you Willow.

Alright, after half an hour of walking, I have found a valley. It appears to be an enormous crag split into the ground. Darkness obscures the bottom, so I will not be climbing down there. Midday might reveal what is at the bottom, but I can not afford to stop. This place is unsettling in its flatness, but it does mean I can find my way back to the mountains.

I have been attacked. I...I did not see it coming. This thing pulled itself out of the earth. It was almost three meters long and it moved so fast. It scratched me, raking across my chest and ripping my shirt apart. I did not have the power to fight it, but...but I am alive.

Wolfgang fought the beast!

You did? But I told Willow...

Sorry Willy. I wasn't gunna let us die. 'Sides, he said he could help.

What...what did you do Wolfgang?

Wolfgang used puny man's pen to stab the monster. Wolfgang was victorious!

Oh...that explains the purple goo...

Thank you, Wolfgang.

Is no problem. Why Wolfgang feel so woozy all of sudden?

That would be.