River Clan Celebrates New Years eve?
Mistyfoot: Alright people move it a little bit to the left! A little more! Aha! Perfect!
Graystripe: Whats that?
Mistyfoot: Oh its just the... wait a minute I thought you went back to Thunderclan.
Graystripe: I did.
Mistyfoot: Okay... Its the New Years eve cake.
Graystripe: You celebrate a !Twoleg! holiday?
Mistyfoot: Actually we cats made it up once we left Egypt.
Graystripe: I thought the humans made it up new years day was the day cats left the sea.
Mistyfoot: Youve gotten problems since you left Riverclan...
Graystripe: What whose got problems?! I dont have problems! Im just a normal guy who was sepperated from his kids because of stupid warrior code thingymabob... and my wife died too!
Mistyfoot: We all miss her Graystripe.
Graystripe: Miss who? So anyway when are you gonna let me eat this huge cake thats the size of your island?
Mistyfoot: Security! Security!
Security Agent Tim: And what might be the problem here? huh? huh? Well dont just stand there tell me who i get to crush?
Mistyfoot: Oh yeah the guy right next to me. Hey! Graystripe you put one paw on that cake and your ded! Deed! Dead! Yeah dead!
Security Agent Dennis: I'll handle this one!
Dennis jumps so high into the air that he lands on top of the cake and it gets squished into graystripes mouth.
Leapordstar: So misty foot the cake you ordered from "The Cookie Jar"? Huh! AA giant cat cake! Oh its purrfect! Im gonna eat it right now!
Mistyfoot: no leapord star
Mistyfoot: leapordstar? uh thats not a cake.
Mistyfoot: Its the cat that just ate it...
Leapordstar: Wwwwwhhhahaaaattt?????!!!!!!!! Wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaattttt?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistyfoot guples in a scared way.
The End
Authors note:
Alright i think well leave the rest for them to decide but i think mistyfoots gona have at least 3 fractured bones and 13 cuts when they settle it and The Security Guy Dennis is gonna well hes probably gona be thought be the leftovers of the cake and eaten by graystripe. Oh and thanks for the story idea my top fan Brambleclaws Babe.
