Of Pink Hair and Spanish Flair

I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.

I do, however, own Katie and Billy Katsworth.

WARNING!: This series is about CupidxJuandissimo. Don't like, don't read.

Relationship: Lovers.

Word: Puppies.

Katie Katsworth was nothing special.

No, really.

Well, on the outside, perhaps. Honestly, there was nothing special about a girl who wore a purple hoodie, shorts, a red beanie and sneakers. On the inside, however, she had quite a secret. Not that anyone else would ever find out. Why should she let them? A secret's a secret after all. No one is supposed to know secrets unless the person wants them to. And, oh boy, this was one secret not even her parents would find out about.

Pfft. Parents. What parents? The parents that were barely ever home? Oh, yeah. Those ones. Her father was in charge of a business and her mother always had 'errands' (aka, hanging with friends and spending money). She only had her big brother, Billy. It's not like he cared either. He was as bad as that babysitter on the radio, Vicky. Billy obviously hadn't heard the rule of 'boys shouldn't hit girls'.

But that didn't matter. Not now, anyway. Not since the day that she been in her room, crying on her bed and suddenly she heard a poof! As she raised her head, she saw a new person in the room. Purple eyes, black hair, white shirt and black pants. Totally unfamiliar. Katie had stared at him as he smiled at her. When he'd spoken, she heard a friendly voice with a Spanish accent. "I'm Juandissimo Magnifico and I…am your fairy godparent!"

After that, everything started looking brighter. Juandissimo was the best. He'd sat her down and told her about 'El Rules' and about the secret she now had to keep. Katie had been absolutely thrilled to meet him. Usually, Juandissimo's disguise was a purple puppy (due to Katie's wish for a pet puppy) but he often took the form of a pen when she was at school.

Currently, Katie and Juandissimo were walking in the park; the purple canine at her heels. Katie looked around at the heart-shaped balloons and grumbled to herself. Juandissimo looked up at her. "Something wrong, mí Niña?"

"It's just that Valentine's Day is a week away and yet people are already preparing for it." Katie explained. "I don't get it."

"Ha. You should see it in Fairy World." Juandissimo smiled.

Katie's hazel eyes widened. "Really? What's it like there?"

"Mm…Very pink. There is a big parade and everything."

"With cherubs?" Katie smiled at the thought of learning about a new magical creature. "Real cherubs?"

"Si. Real cherubs. And it is led by -" He paused as he saw something Katie didn't. A large smile was born on his face and he bounded away. Katie paused.

"Juandissimo? Where are you going?" She ran after him, calling, "Is this some kind of fairy godparent thing?" Luckily, no one was around to hear her.

Juandissimo skidded to a halt as he passed a small, white flower. He bent down and took the stem between his teeth then pulled the flower from the ground. Satisfied, he ran off again; carrying the flower between his teeth.

As far as Katie knew, Juandissimo was single. He didn't really talk about any love interests of any kind and she'd never seen him with anyone. She'd find it a bit ironic if he was single, since he was always going on about how sexy he was. As Katie pushed through the bushes that Juandissimo had disappeared through, she paused. If Juandissimo was single then…

Who was that pink puppy he was nuzzling with?

Katie stared out of her bedroom window. Pink balloons were floating in the streets and some people were already purchasing chocolates. She frowned slightly. What was the point of Valentine's Day anyway? Why was there just one certain day that someone had to show their 'special someone' that they loved them? Then the ones that don't have a special someone just sit there and cry. Wow. What a great holiday…

Juandissimo poofed up beside her. "Something wrong, mi Niña?"

Katie looked at him out of the corner of her eye. She remembered earlier, when she'd seen him with that pink puppy. Puppies weren't usually pink (nor purple), so that meant that whoever Juandissimo had been nuzzling with was another shape-shifting magical creature. Well, good. It'd be weird if he wasn't dating another magical creature. "Juandissimo, do you have a 'special someone'?"

Juandissimo paused. Well, yes, he did. But if he mentioned Cupid was his special someone, would Katie use that to her advantage? Overlook the whole 'no wishing for true love' thing? "Uh…Why do you ask?"

"Cause I saw you with that pink puppy earlier." Juandissimo froze as she continued. "Is it anyone I know? She seemed nice."

Juandissimo stared at her. He, the Spanish fairy corrected mentally, he seemed nice. "Uh…No. Probably not."

"Aw, come on." Katie said, turning to him. "I wanna meet her."

Juandissimo breathed in. Well, if Katie disapproved of what he was just about to say then…well, that would be her loss. "No. You want to meet him."

Katie paused and stared. "Him? You're dating another guy?"

Juandissimo nodded. "…If it means anything, he can be quite girly."

Katie tilted her head in thought. She didn't know Juandissimo was attracted to other men. She certainly didn't expect it either. "Well…" She began almost awkwardly. "I still wanna meet 'im."

"…You do?"

"Well, duh." Katie placed her hands on her hips. "I'm your god kid, so I should be the one to judge your 'mates'."

Juandissimo laughed. He couldn't help it. It was cute when kids tried to act like adults. Katie looked up at him. "So…who is he?"

"Cupid."

Katie's eyes widened. "Cupid? The Cupid? The diaper-wearing, bow-and-arrow-using blonde boy?"

"Uh…no. I am talking about the diaper-wearing, bow-and-arrow-using, pink-haired, coffee-loving God of Love." Juandissimo replied.

"…Not a blonde boy?"

"No. That is what humans think he looks like."

"…You're dating a God…?"

Juandissimo grinned. "Well, what do you expect?" He flexed, his shirt ripping. "I am very sexy, no?"

Katie simply stood there, blinking confusedly at him. Juandissimo paused, then frowned and poofed another shirt back on. "Eh…Before your time."

Katie tapped her chin. "Hm…Alright, fine!" She raised an arm, index finger pointing to the ceiling. "Juandissimo, I wish Cupid was here!"

Juandissimo hesitated. Hold on, it was - what? - four o'clock in the evening? So then that meant…Oh, smoof…Still, Juandissimo was her fairy godparent…"Forgive me, mi amor…" He muttered, then held up his wand. The star began to glow, activating the wish.

In a puff of pink smoke, Cupid appeared…in his bathtub. The God of Love was humming happily, scrubbing his back with a brush while the showerhead above him sprayed water; washing away the foamy bubbles in his hair. Cupid opened his eyes and paused, his smile disappearing. He stared down at Katie for a second then let out a cry of alarm and attempted to cover himself. Juandissimo covered Katie's eyes, then poofed the bathtub away. Cupid floated there, now completely dry and dressed in his pink suit and diaper. He frowned. "Hey! What's the big idea? You didn't give me a chance to rinse and repeat!" He pointed at his hair.

Juandissimo grinned. "Mi amor, you're here!"

Cupid raised an eyebrow. "Juandissimo?" He crossed his arms angrily. "I thought we had a little talk about you interrupting me when I'm bathing. You know, after the first two times!"

Katie looked up at Juandissimo confusedly as he seemed to squirm. "Uh…the first time was an accident…"

Cupid's eyes widened. "You said the second time was an accident too!"

Juandissimo paused, realized what he'd said, then poofed up a box of chocolates. "Uh…Chocolate…?"

Cupid frowned. Katie waved at him, catching his attention. "Hi, Mister Cupid!"

"Yeah, hi. I -" He paused and looked at her again. There was a brief silence before Cupid raised an eyebrow and spoke again. "And you are…?"

"I'm Katie." She pointed at Juandissimo. "His godchild!"

Cupid stared at her, then looked at Juandissimo. "I thought you said you were getting assigned to a godson."

"That is what I thought." Juandissimo said. "That is what Fairy World thought."

"Wait…" Katie muttered. "Fairy World thinks I'm a boy? But my name's Katie!"

"That is what confused them."

Katie pouted. How could anyone think she was a boy?

"Well," Cupid said. "Maybe if you took your hair out of that beanie, you wouldn't be mistaken for a boy." The God gestured to her short, brown hair.

Katie tilted her head, almost in confusion. "But…you have girly, pink hair…"

Cupid frowned and muttered, "I don't like her…"

Juandissimo grinned, almost nervously, and wrapped an arm around his lover's shoulders. "Look at you two! Getting along!"

Cupid glanced at him. "Don't try and butter me up. I'm still mad at you." He felt a tug on his sleeve and looked down.

Katie looked up at him with big eyes. "Mister Cupid, you can make people fall in love, right?"

"Well, 'make' is a strong way of putting it -"

"Then you can make my parents fall in love, right?"

Cupid and Juandissimo froze and stared at her. "Uh…" Cupid muttered awkwardly. "What?"

"Mom and Dad keep saying that nothing's wrong, but I know they're lying! That's why they're never home!"

"Katie," Juandissimo said. "Your parents aren't home because they have jobs."

"That's not true! It's because they don't wanna be around each other! They barely ever talk! Please, Mister Cupid? Please make them love each other again? Please?"

Cupid's mouth fell open. He glanced at Juandissimo, who bit his lip. Cupid looked back at the little girl holding his arm. Her eyes had gotten almost wet. "I…I, well…I can't just…" Katie's eyes seemed to get wetter by the second. Cupid sighed lightly. He couldn't just use his arrows willy-nilly but… "I'll see what I can do, kid." Cupid finally said.

Katie's unshed tears dried up and she smiled at him excitedly. "Really?! Thanks, Mister Cupid! You're the best!" She threw her arms around his torso.

Cupid looked taken aback (well, it wasn't everyday he got hugged by a random kid…). He glanced at his lover, who simply smiled and shrugged. Cupid looked back at Katie and gently pushed her away. "Yeah, alright. Stop now."

Katie smiled at him until she stopped the clock on the wall. "Oh my gosh! It's seven o'clock! Juandissimo, it's Wednesday today!" She turned and sprinted out of the room.

Cupid raised an eyebrow. Wednesday? What did that mean? Who cared if it was Wednesday? Juandissimo gestured to the doorway. "She is adorable, no?"

"Yeah, and she has a knack for making grown men feel guilty." Cupid replied, crossing his arms.

"Do you remember her parents?"

"Oh, heck yes. One of my more difficult jobs. I also remember Anti-Cupid hitting them with hate arrows." Cupid continued, revisiting the memory in his head of his counterpart shooting Katie's mother and father with black arrows. "I'm not really allowed to interfere with Anti-Cupid's job though. But, heck, he messes with mine all the time." The God of Love looked at his lover. "By the way, what the heck was she talking about Wednesday for?"

Juandissimo grinned. He took Cupid's hand. "Her brother isn't home today, amor."

"So?"

Instead of answering, Juandissimo held up his wand and they disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.

As they reappeared in the kitchen, Cupid suddenly found a large cylinder being pushed into his hands. He looked at the front. COFFEE ICE CREAM.

"Juandissimo said you liked coffee." Katie said as Cupid opened the tub. "I'm sorry that it's half-eaten. I tried to tell Billy to keep out of it."

Juandissimo handed Cupid a spoon. Cupid raised an eyebrow at the little girl smiling up at him. "It's Wednesday. My brother's out with his friends on Wednesdays, which means me and Juandissimo always have ice cream."

Cupid looked at Juandissimo and frowned. "And yet, when I tried to get you to eat chocolate, you complained it would ruin your body."

"But this is low fat!" Juandissimo replied, holding up his tub of vanilla ice cream.

Cupid looked at Katie as she scooped out some of her cookie dough ice cream. "How old are you anyway?"

"Seven."

"Seven?"

"And a half…"

Cupid looked at Juandissimo. "Well, she's younger then Buxaplenty was."

"Cupid, do you want caramel with yours?" Katie asked. The question was innocent enough, but the tension in the room changed. Juandissimo froze, eyes wide, and Cupid's eyes became hearts.

"Yes!"

"No!" Juandissimo zipped forward and took the bottle of caramel away from her. "Caramel makes him irritable."

"It does not." Cupid snapped, arms crossed. "Now give it."

"No."

"Juandissimo, give me the caramel or I will ruin your love life."

"…But you're my love life."

"Exactly."

Juandissimo paused, glanced at the bottle, then disappeared in a puff of smoke. Cupid frowned. "That jerk…" He too disappeared.

Katie sat in silence, then heard the sounds of their voices upstairs.

"Give it, Juandissimo!"

"No!"

Suddenly, Juandissimo zipped passed the doorway, Cupid chasing him. Katie burst into laughter, her childish sounds of glee echoing from the kitchen. "Again! Do that again!"

Behind the wall, Juandissimo held up an index finger. "Listen, amor. It's working, we're entertaining her."

Pfft. Of course, Cupid wouldn't really chase Juandissimo over caramel (unless he was already really irritated, then it was possibility). They'd simply done that to make the little girl laugh. They could tell she was still depressed about her parents. "Oh, good." Cupid said. "…You are gonna give me the caramel, right?"

"…Uh…"

Cupid frowned.

Katie yawned as she got to her bedroom. Cupid and Juandissimo floated above her. The God of Love clutched his stomach. "I don't think I've ever eaten that much ice cream in my life, and I'm over ten thousand years old…" There was a brief silence before he looked at Juandissimo. "Wow. We sound really old."

Juandissimo smiled. "But we look good for our ages."

"Are you kidding? I look fabulous."

Katie yawned, a hand over her mouth, then wiped at her left eye, "Mister Cupid, if you're dating Juandissimo, does that mean you're my 'god-godparent'?"

"Uh, no." Cupid said. "I'm not trained for that sort of thing."

"But you can still hang around us, right?"

Cupid shrugged. "I guess I'm gonna have to. Juandissimo's gonna have to spend time with you anyway."

"Oh…" Katie went to rubbing her right eye. "I'm sorry for stealing your boyfriend…"

Cupid's eyebrows raised in alarm. She honestly sounded guilty and almost…cute. Cupid crossed his arms. "Oh, forget it. Just get to bed, would ya?"

Juandissimo held up his wand and Katie floated above the ground - purple sparkles twinkling around her - and was suddenly poofed into her pyjamas: a pale blue set of trousers and a long-sleeved shirt, decorated in polka dots and sheep. Katie - by means of Juandissimo's magic - floated over to her bed and laid down. The blanket was pulled up to her chin. "Goodnight, Juandissimo and Mister Cupid."

"Goodnight, kid."

"Buenas noches, mi Niña."

Soon, Katie's breathing became calm and even. Her eyes were shut.

As soon as he was sure she was fully asleep, Cupid turned to Juandissimo. "Why do all of your god kids bug me in some sort of way? Remy was a little brat and Katie's too cute for her own good!"

Juandissimo chuckled and poofed into his puppy form. He began to walk over to the dog bed that had been put beside Katie's bedside table, then paused as he stared at it. He dug his mouth into his fur and pulled out his wand, then gave it a wave. His name - which had been written on the front of the bed - moved to the right and the bed grew larger. On the front, it now read 'CUPID & JUANDISSIMO'. Cupid smiled and poofed into his own puppy form. He jogged over next to Juandissimo and nuzzled him like he'd done in the park. The two puppies climbed into their bed and happily curled up together. Soon, the fairy and the God were fast asleep.

Author's note:

Katie is an average kid

That no one understands

Mom and Dad and Billy

Always giving her commands,

Billy: Bed, twerp!

The doom and gloom up in her room

Is broken instantly

By her magic lil' pups who poof her up all kinds of stuff

Cause in reality

They are her odd parents,

Fairly Odd Parents!

Cupid: Wands and wings!

Juandissimo: Floaty, crowny things!

Odd Parents,

Fairly Odd Parents!

Really mod, pea pod,

Buff bod, hot rod!

Katie: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Odd Parents,

Fairly Odd Parents,

It flips your lid when you are the kid,

With Fairly Odd Parents!

Billy: Yeah, right!

(Bop!)

Yeah, sorry. Couldn't resist. Oh, yes, Cupid is playing Wanda's part. And, of course, on 'buff bod', it's Juan ripping off his shirt. Just imagine Cupid's frown in the background. Imagine it.

That kid is lucky to have those two as her 'odd parents'.

In case anyone's wondering what the heck happened to Remy, let me say this: he's not in my good books. Sorry, but I just don't like 'im. He's a little twerp who treats Juandissimo more like a servant then a godparent. Yeah…I recently watched the episode 'Operation F.U.N' and Juan's line 'Remy forbids it' really got to me. Plus, he paid Juan! Paid him! You don't pay your fairy godparent. So, Remy's out, Katie's in. Besides, that twerp will probably lose Juan sometime again, with that attitude of his…*Grumble*

Katie and Juan are my guinea pigs of sorts. I noticed that pretty much no fairy has a godchild of the opposite gender (not counting Wanda and Timmy, since Wanda has to stay with Cosmo cause they're married). So…yeah. In a way, she's got same-sex parents. *Thumbs up* Good for her.

So, onto Katie:

Katie's parents are fairly rich, so she lives a pretty…ok life. She's kind of a tomboy and loves Cupid and Juandissimo to pieces (sometimes even more then her real parents). Cupid…has mixed opinions about her. Juan loves her. Her older brother, Billy, is about as old as Vicky and loves to bully his younger sister. It's very rare that these two will get along. Despite the fact that Cupid told her that he wasn't her 'god-godparent', she still calls him that. He…kinda does grant her wishes (sometimes), especially when she tries to fix one of her more stupid wishes.

QUESTION TIME!: Here's something I've been debating (with myself) for a while now:…Why the heck was Cupid on Fairy Idol in the first place? I haven't seen that thing in ages, but I know that it was a competition to be a fairy godparent, and we've already seen that fairies need to go through a lot of training to be a godparent. Plus, he's a God, he's probably busy a lot of the time. So, what the heck was he doing there? Hoping to get revenge on Timmy for almost killing him/making sure his holiday never arrives?