A/N: According to secret ballot:
Plasmius: 4
Jazz: 2
Jack: 2
Dani: 2
Looks likePlasmius isup!
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Know Your Stars
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Vlad Plasmius flies into the arena after Skulker's gone. "Haha! I have found the perfect plan to defeat you!" he shouts. He sits in the chair, knowing his plan will work.
Know your stars...know your stars...Plasmius...he's Vlad's secret sister!
Vlad: I am Vlad! I am not my sister!
Know your stars...know your stars...Plasmius...he thinks he's as cute as Johnny Depp!
Vlad: HA! I am much more handsome than that fool!
Well, if you're better, then you must be a bigger fool!
Vlad: That is not true!
Yes it is!
Vlad: No it is not!
Yes it is!
Vlad: No it is not!
Plasmius thinks he can beat me in chess!
Vlad: I can beat anyone at chess, my child.
I'd like to see how you feel when you meet the Big Double L! (A/N: This phrase belongs to Darren Shan. He calls him Double-L)
Vlad: The who?
Lord Loss, bone-head! (A/N: Lord Loss belongs to Darren Shan, not me. He likes Chess.)
Vlad: You are making that up!
Know your stars...know your stars...Plasmius...he sucks at chess so much, they told him to play with the little kids at the zoo fair!
Vlad: That made no sense!
Oh yeah?
Vlad: Yes, actually! You will not defeat me this time if I do not listen to your insults! Bwahahaha!
Vlad has a sucky evil laugh.
Vlad: Not listening!
-snickers as phone rings- Vlad? You saw him on the show? Beautiful? Really? Yes, he doesn't have a girlfriend. Oh I'm sure he'd love to. uh huh... But he's not listening to me right now. Call never! -hangs up-
Vlad: Who was that?
Maddie Fenton,
Vlad: NO! -runs to phone- Hello? Hello?.!
Skulker...he loves Maddie enough to destroy this arena!
Vlad: Maddie, no! -begins to cry- Maddie!
-clears throat- I said Vlad loves Maddie enough to destroy this arena!
Vlad: No Maddie, come back to me!
-appears in front of Vlad- You're still crying? Wow, that was easy. Well, now you know Vlad Plasmius: The thumb-sucking baby who can't even beat Lord Loss at chess because he's a big fool who loves Maddie enough to cry because I told her to never call again! Well, hope this wasn't a sucky chapter, but tell me who's next now!
