Summary: The day has finally come! Tonight, you will bear witness to the wedding of Timmy and Tootie, but not before some unfinished business is taken care of. LIVE from the Dimmadome in downtown Dimmsdale, California and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's Wedded Bliss!

All right ladies and gentlemen, this is your Main Event for Wedded Bliss! This contest is an Elimination Chamber match to determine who will earn the title of Timmy Turner's "Best Man". Six young men step inside to do battle, but only one will survive. There are no rules in this contest. Every two minutes, one of the four interior chambers will be unlocked at random, releasing another competitor. Who will be the ultimate survivor? Read on to find out. The disclaimer is in chapter one.

Bell rings.

Jimmy and Chester meet in the middle of the ring, and after exchanging a friendly handshake, they locked up with a collar and elbow tie-up. Jimmy got the advantage and spun behind the blonde haired young man and tied him up with a hammerlock. Chester was able to spin around and reverse the hold, but Jimmy countered with a snap mare takeover. Chester got quickly to his feet, and ducked a clothesline from Jimmy, he came off the far ropes, but Jimmy side stepped him and tossed him to the outside and onto the steel grate floor.

"There you go Carl; Chester got thrown onto that floor that's exactly level with the ring floor! This is so unique in structure. I watched the tape of the first Chamber match from the 2002 Survivor Series so I would know how to call this!" Wanda commented.

"Indeed it is unique Wanda. I watched the same tape and a couple of the other Chamber matches as well, and I know that nothing will be ordinary here tonight." Carl replied.

In the Chamber, Jimmy began to work over Chester's back, scoop slamming him on the grate and hitting a leg drop. He tried for a pin, but Chester kicked out at one. Jimmy drug him to his feet and whipped him into the chain-link wall of the structure. He tried it again, but Chester reversed it and Jimmy tasted the steel for the first time.

As Jimmy reeled, Chester ascended the turnbuckles and waited. When Jimmy turned around, he sprung off, looking for a cross body block. Jimmy ducked out of the way, thinking Chester crashed and burned. He didn't however. He latched on to the wall and dove off the wall, this time hitting the cross body.

They rolled back in the ring as the scoreboard read ten seconds. The crowd counted down, and when it hit zero, the arena darkened and spotlights flashed over the four chambers, finally settling on the chamber of Mark, who quickly entered the fray after his chamber was opened. He went after Jimmy first, flooring him with a clothesline, and then doing the same to Chester.

"Mark is the first to enter this match! He enters like a house of fire, but can he sustain this early momentum?" Carl said.

"He will be hard pressed to keep it up, considering the two in the ring, plus the three other competitors still in those chambers Carl." Wanda replied.

Dimmsdale's resident alien tossed Jimmy outside and turned his attention on Chester. He was just getting to his feet as Mark flung himself at him with a flying forearm. He nipped up to his feet and hit a rising Chester with an Inverted Atomic Drop before hitting him with a scoop slam.

He turned his attention to Jimmy, who was trying to reenter the ring. He hit the genius with a running knee lift that knocked him back to the steel floor. Once outside, Mark grabbed Jimmy by the back of his head and rammed it hard into the chains, busting him wide open in the process.

With the genius bleeding at his feet, Mark hit a series of quick elbow drops that led to a standing moonsault press. Mark hooked the leg, but Jimmy kicked out at two and a half.

Once more, the clock showed 10 seconds left. It counted down and when it reached zero, the spotlight illuminated the chamber of Sanjay. He stormed out of the chamber and honed in on the two outside the ring. He booted Mark in the gut and tossed him back in the ring, then grabbed Jimmy and flung him through the Plexiglas door of an empty chamber.

In the ring, Chester and Mark stood toe to toe in the center slugging it out. They stopped when they heard the referee's hand hit the steel floor three times, signifying that Jimmy Neutron had been eliminated. They turned their attention back to each other and resumed trading punches.

Sanjay watched as the two slugged it out. Mark got the upper hand and nailed a overhead belly to belly suplex that sent Chester over the top rope and to the floor at Sanjay's feet. He began to stomp away at the blonde, but Chester caught his foot and flipped him onto his stomach. Chester slowly got to his feet and blocked a couple of punch attempts. Sanjay threw himself at Chester, but her caught him and hit him with a fall away slam.

"It seems to me that these two are looking to take the other out and worry about the two remaining in the chambers, as well as Mark later." Wanda said.

"The competitive fire burns in all six men here tonight Wanda. The added stipulation of being Timmy's best man just stokes that fire to all time highs." Carl replied.

Following the slam, Chester had gone for the pin, but Sanjay got his shoulder up. The countdown began again as Sanjay charged. Chester was able to duck and pick him up on his shoulders. With three seconds left, Chester hit his 'Trailer Hitch' and got the pin just as A.J.'s chamber was opened.

The life long friends and tag team partners stared down each other until A.J. blasted Mark with a right hand. Chester followed suit, then shoved the alien into the corner before getting on his hands and knees. A.J. charged, sprung off Chester's back and hit a flying clothesline. They switched places and Chester hit a clothesline of his own.

"I know it's supposed to be every man for himself, but these two tag partners are making this a handicap match against Mark Chang!" Carl yelled.

Mark staggered out of the corner, only to find himself on top of Chester's shoulder. He held them there as A.J. charged. A.J. hit a neck breaker as Chester threw himself forward. They both dove on top of Mark and got the pin.

"It took two young men to put Mark Chang away here! The team most consider to be future Tag Team Champions have put away one of the finest competitors in either Dimmsdale or Retroville." Wanda called.

After Mark was helped out of the Chamber, Chester and A.J. went after one another. When one would hit a move, the other would hit the same move. They traded belly-to-back suplexes until A.J. clotheslined Chester over the top to the floor. Once outside, A.J. military pressed his best friend over his head, and then threw him like a javelin into the chains, busting him wide open.

Chester staggered around and fell in between the ropes. A.J. followed him in and whipped him into the corner. He hit his partner with a series of forearms before backing out and charging, hitting a clothesline that staggered his best friend as the countdown started for the last time.

"It's academic at this point who it's going to be. This has to be a huge advantage for Elmer here. Chester is busted open and ripe for the picking if he can get rid of A.J." Wanda called as the timer reached zero, and Elmer was released.

In the ring, A.J. had hit a series of three vertical snap suplexes. Elmer wisely stayed out of the ring as A.J. went to work on his tag team partner. A scoop slam led to A.J. climbing up to the top. However, this wasn't enough for the young man. He grabbed hold of the empty chamber in front of him and climbed to the top of that, careful of not letting his legs slip through the chains that comprised the roof of the smaller chambers.

He stood, back arched to fit against the curve of the Chamber. He signaled to the crowd, and then dove off with an elbow drop. He hit the mark perfectly, but rolled off Chester and clutched at his elbow and triceps in agony. He rolled out of the ring, and Elmer took this as a sign. He dove into the ring, crawled on top of Chester and got the pin fall.

"Elmer gets the pin after A.J. hit a mega elbow drop from the top of the Chamber! We are now down to two, and I have to give the edge to Elmer, being the freshest, and because A.J. seems to have injured his arm in taking out his best friend!" Wanda yelled.

In the ring, Elmer stood and beckoned for A.J. to return. A.J. obliged slowly. Once inside, the two locked up, with A.J. getting the advantage offensively and nailing a spinning sit out power bomb. Elmer rolled out of the ring and clutched at his back, while A.J. again ascended the turnbuckles. When Elmer got to his feet and turned around, A.J. dove off with a cross body.

However, Elmer dove back into the ring at the last moment, and A.J. crashed chest first onto the steel grate floor. He clutched his sternum and growled in agony. He very slowly got to his feet, and Elmer charged, diving through the ropes. But either A.J. was playing possum or his legs gave out because he sank out of sight, and Elmer crashed face first into the floor, a stream of blood flowing from a laceration just above his hairline.

"I thought it was bad when A.J. crashed and burned, but Elmer may have just topped it with that move! Elmer is donning a crimson mask that you know won't look good in the wedding photos Wanda!" Carl said.

The two slowly got to their feet. Both stared down one another and made their way back to the ring. They stood; chests heaving, the blood staining Elmer's face, a hungry look in each of their eyes. Elmer weakly went for a kick, A.J. ducked out of the way and kicked Elmer in the gut. He set him up for the Genius Driver, but Elmer squirmed off his shoulder. Elmer returned the kick and set up for the Boil Lancer, but A.J. struggled off his shoulder in kind.

The two traded right hands in the middle of the ring. A.J. whipped Elmer into the ropes and went for another clothesline, but Elmer ducked and went for a school boy. A.J. managed to grab onto the bottom rope to stop the count.

"These two are giving it their all here tonight. Elmer has proven himself to be a big time player here. He got the luck of the draw, but after being busted open, and being in there with a World Champion caliber competitor has shown that Elmer Benson is not to be taken lightly!" Wanda called.

The two were again in the middle of the ring, slugging it out. The four eliminated competitors and even Timmy himself were on the stage watching the climax of the contest. A.J. charged, looking for a Spear, but Elmer sidestepped him and A.J. crashed into the steel ring post.

A.J. slumped over, still wrapped around the post. Elmer pulled him out by his pants, kicked him in the gut and set him up for the Boil Lancer. Elmer showed great strength by holding him up until they were in the middle of the ring, where he delivered his devastating finisher. He weakly got his arm over A.J., and this time got the one-two-three.

"Here is your winner: ELMER BENSON!" Chet announced as the crowd went nuts, and confetti rained from the rafters.

"I know it's been said before; but do you believe in miracles?! No one ever gave Elmer a chance to win this contest, and he did just that with the Boil Lancer! I don't believe it Wanda! I'm not sure even Elmer believes it!" Carl yelled.

"You have to believe after that incredible match Carl! The dark horse Elmer may have got lucky with the draw, but he showed the guts and fortitude to pull off the major, world shaking upset here at Wedded Bliss!" Wanda replied, nearly hoarse.

The referees opened the Chamber, and the four plus Timmy entered it. Elmer helped A.J. to his feet and raised his hand. The boys then huddled around Elmer and hoisted him up on their shoulders as the tears dripped out of his eyes. They paraded him around the ring as the fans chanted "ELMER! ELMER! ELMER!".

They let him down and the seven walked from the Chamber. Once outside, they again hoisted Elmer up and carried him up the ramp and to the stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you so very much for tuning in to 'Wedded Bliss' tonight. With Elmer's historic upset win, that ends the competitive portion of our broadcast. Stay tuned as the boys get checked out and cleaned up, because the wedding everyone has been waiting for is up next! For Carl Wheezer, this is Wanda Geronimo."

A/N: Read and Review. Elmer has become Timmy's Best Man in one of the biggest upsets in history! Like Wanda said, stay tuned because up next is the wedding you all have been waiting for! As always, I want to thank every last one of you loyal readers out there. I will never take you guys for granted. Special thanks again go to my boy Acosta for his magnificent job consulting. Be sure to check out his deviant art page to see some pics from the last contest as well as this one.