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Chapter 9
Me: Welcome back to Talk Time! Let's get started, shall we?
Law: No.
Me: Yes.
*A sudden DING fills the room*
Marco: What is that, yoi?
Me: It's my new inbox. It goes ding when there's mail. Oh, Man Of Shadows is back! 'a) For Cherie, if you think about it in context. Robin is only Straw Hat member completely likeable. You could easily hate the others.
b) Law, try playing Super Smash Bros. with your crew.
c) fav . me / d4p3egc This picture is why Luffy is a boss!
It's doujin time for Nami and Sanji! (Cherie can tell what she thinks of each doujin)
a) For Nami - [Yamamoto] Two Piece - Nami vs Arlong (One Piece) [English] [#Based Anons] [Digital] Arlong wanted to give this doujin to you as his middle finger after Luffy beat him up.
b) For Sanji - (C81) [Choujikuu Yousai Kachuusha (Denki Shougun)] MEROMERO GIRLS NEW WORLD (One Piece) [English] { } [Decensored] [Colorized]
Sanji, you may choose one girl to blow you while you read this? (Must not be Robin)
c) Cherie, get DP'ed by Shanks and Mihawk! Shanks and Mihawk play rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets what slot.'
Well, that is true, actually. But I don't easily hate the others. Except maybe for Sanji, and even then it's more of a intense dislike than full on hate, ya know?
Sanji: Oh, Cherie-chwan hates me! *In the corner of woe*
Luffy: OI, SANJI! MEAT! *Pokes Sanji*
Sanji: *Kicks Luffy in the head* SHITHEAD!
Me: Shut up and make the rubber man child meat, Sanji!
*Sanji slinks off to the kitchen, upset*
Me: Was that too harsh?
Everyone: YES.
*Law is strongarmed into playing Super Smash Brothers with Bepo and the others*
Me: *Sees picture and bursts out laughing before going around and showing everyone the picture. Hysterical laughter rings around the room!* I'm so having this put in a frame and hung on the wall!
*Shows Nami the doujinshi while still being spanked by Belle-mere*
Nami: *Has blanked out*
Me:…Arlong, a massive cunt even from beyond the grave. On a more lighter note, Sanji! Come here!
Sanji: *Appears in the room with a heart eye* Yes, my love?
Me: *Sits Sanji down and starts to show him the doujinshi as Nojiko gives him a blow job*
Sanji: *Has already blown his load over Nojiko's face and into her mouth*
Me: Man, he didn't get a third of the way into it and he finished!
Zoro: I told you he was a minuteman!
Me: Yeah, I figured as much. *Reads question before throwing it Mihawk and Shanks's way*
Mihawk:…Is this person serious?
Me: *Pushes Mihawk down onto a nearby sofa before pulling down his trousers, pulling up skirt and settling down on his big and rather thick looking cock* Yup, they're serious.
Shanks: Hey, no fair. Where am I supposed to go?
Me: Where do you think? *Gestures behind*
Shanks: Seriously?
Me: *Tosses lube towards him* Yes. Also, good luck doing that one-handed.
Usopp: This girl has no shame.
Me: That coming from a professional liar? Also, I'm actually 24, thank you for asking.
Everyone: 24?!
Me: I know. I don't look a day over 14, thank you very much.
*Smoker suddenly bursts through the door*
Me: Oh, hey, Smokey. Oi, Shanks, not so hard! I'm new to having something shoved up there!
Shanks: Sorry!
Smoker: So lewd.
Me: You're just jealous! *Grins while being pounded* And I guess we have to wrap this episode up with a couple of questions from Psycho the random Fox again! '*doges attack* Telephone and I are what's known as furries, Sanji. 3 here are moar clips of us: watch?v0aVmsOA8AL8 watch?vVei68Nxch50 watch?v2pAjC2WHdio watch?vwoYGuakuDcY thoughts everyone?
Yo Hancock! watch?vurnDXWJ9rLM
Cherie: favorite OP ship and fanfic? Mine is ZoLu & Genuine Treasure *evil laugh*'
Sanji: *Watches clips*…Huh?! You guys are weird.
Me: His words, not mine. I'm only writing the transcript.
Law: How are you being so casual about this, Cherie-ya?
Me: I dunno. Guess it's just something I've always done in general, not just when I'm getting fucked. Also, for favourite OP pairings, currently Franky/Robin and for favourite fanfic, This Bites! by Xomniac!
Everybody: *Sweatdrops* She is way too casual about being double penetrated...
Hancock: *Watches the video* You people are weird! *Disappears out the door*
Me: And I guess that means that we are done with this episode! Again, I'm happy for you to contribute to this madness! See you next time!
