The Fifth Rehearsal

Nick: Happy quiziggyziggyzam! (skips around the auditorium and throws confetti from a basket)

Zac: Supercalifragalisticespialadocious?

Kevin: No silly, quiziggyziggyzam!

Sharpay: OMG, IT"S SPACE MOUNTAIN!

Kevin: What? Since we are we in Disneyland?

Jason: Is quiziggyziggyzam some kind of dance? (starts doing the cha cha slide)

Cha Cha Slide Man: TO THE LEFT! TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL! TWO HOPS TWO HOPS!

Ryan: DO I LOOK LIKE A RABBIT TO YOU? (walks away in a bunny suit and starts eating a carrot while doing the bunny hop)

Joe: No, Quiziggyquizzyzam is a national holiday that started 6 minutes ago, and ends at 7:05 tonight!

Zac: I WAS FINE. TIL 7:05. TIL SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!!

Taylor: Dude, you seriously need to get over Vanessa.

Zac: Oh I'm over her, I'm just a Jonas Brothers fan. (winks at Joe)

Joe: AWKWARD!!!!!!

Gabriella: Happy Hanukah! (puts emphasis on the "h")

Ilana: Get some Nyquil for that hacking.

Fred: I hope Mom doesn't hacking ground me!

Sharpay: Fred from JKL Productions! I love you!

Fred: AH! These are the people Mommy warned me about! (runs away)

Gabriella: No! He left! And I didn't even get to celebrate Hannukah with him!

Chad: Hannukah was over like a week ago, and you're not even Jewish.

Gabriella: I like to relate to the Hebrew peeps. Shalom haverim!

Rabbi: Shalom haverim, Shalom haverim, SHALOM!!!! SHALOM!!!!!!!

Nick: Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic.

Fabook Mini-feed: Nick Jonas changed his quotes! Nick Jonas added "Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic."

Ryan: I THOUGHT JASON DELETED HIS FACEBOOK!

Coach: I joined! And I joined the group "Troypay supporters"

Facebook Mini-feed: Coach Bolton added the group "Troypay supporters."

Sharpay: (looks at Troy) There's a group named after us? PSHAW! (jumps onto Troy and starts making out with him)

Joe: UGH, you so stole me and Ilana's move.

Ilana: It's okay Joeyface, we do it better. (jumps on Joe and starts making out with him)

Gabriella: I want to play this game! (jumps on the Facebook Mini-feed, and starts making out with it)

Facebook Minifeed: Gabriella Montez changed her relationship! Gabriella Montez is now in an open relationship with the Facebook Mini-feed.

Gabriella: Honey! (kisses him more)

Chad: Faceb00k.

Ryan: I saw a n00b with a m00stache and he had m00fins.

Troy: Was that n00b...me? (randomly appears with a moustache and a muffin)

Ryan: Omigod, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hides in Gabriella's bra)

Gabriella: Ryan, you're making my boobs look lumpy!

Coach Bolton: Oh no. My water broke...AGAIN.

Troy: God Dad, how many times did you have sex?

Coach Bolton: Everyday...

Gabriella: EVERYDAY! OF OUR LIVES! BETTER FIND TRUE LOVE! BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT!

Nick: Hold on tight! It's a roller coaster ride were on! so...

Coach Bolton: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (gives birth out of his toenail)

Ryan: (peeking out of Gabriella's bra) ITS A GIRL!

Martha: TWIN GIRLS!

Coach Bolton: I think I'll name them...Gabpay and Sharella, or whatever the hell it is.

Chad: Ugh, what a fem slash whore!

Sharpay: I heart those names!

Gabriella: I heart them too!

Zeke: I heart your fucking makeup.

Kelsi: Oh my god i love your hair.

Zeke: Is that a new tatoo?

Kelsi: Did that piercing fucking hurt?

Jordin: You're on my heart just like a tatoooo.

Chad: JORDIN SPARKS! I loved you on American Idol! I want to have your babies!

Jordin: Uh, no thanks, but you can have them with Kevin!

Kevin: NO! I'm sexually pier! (runs into the Narnia wardrobe)

Taylor: When do you think he'll realize he's in Narnia?

Ryan: When he sees Mr. Tumnus the fawn!

Kevin: (running out of the wardrobe) AH!!!!!!!!! I JUST SAW SOME FREAKY GOAT THING!

Joe: Your mom's a freaky goat thing.

Kevin: You just called your own mom a freak goat thing...

Nick: ARE YOU INSULTING MAMA J?

Frankie: I think you are!

Kelsi: FRANKIE! YOU ARE THE MAN! (makes out with Frankie)

Chad: How can a 6 year old get action and I can't?

Facebook Mini-feed: Kelsi changed her relationship status! Kelsi is dating Frankie Jonas.

Troy: I thought Daddy was the only one with a Facebook...

Zac: Facebizzle homedoggiez.

Facebook Mini-feed: I like observing people and their thoughts...

Jason: AHHHH! PEDOFILE!! I knew this was going to be a pedofile field day! Don't rape me!!!!!

Ms. Darbus: You can only get raped at Sun Coast.

Nick: You can try to make us! Or rape us! Fall apart...

Joe: Dude, its BRAKE, not rape...

Kelly: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL BREAK RIGHT! B-R-E-A-K!

Jason: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my fricking god! IT'S THE SHOES GIRL!

Kelly: Shoes.

Jason: Let's get some shoes.

Kelly: (points at Troy's shoes) This shoe's rule!

Troy: I pwn at shoe shopping.

Kelly: (smells Ryan's shoes) These shoes suck.

Ryan: BUT THEY ARE COACH! (starts crying)

Sharpay: Boo, you whore.

Regina: GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

Kelly: These shoes are $300.

Jason: These shoes are fucking $300.

Kelly: Let's get them. (shoes poof into her hand)

Sharpay: I want those shoes.

Kelly: Sorry betch! (poofs away into Youtube)

Jason: Kelly's fucking rad.

A/n: YOYOYO, it's the 9th chapter! LOL. Sorry I haven't updated, I was really busy with end of the semester stuff. But I'm on winter break now, and I finished my loliver, so I'm going to be updating more frequently now! Happy holidays, christmas, hannukah, kwanza, chrismahanukwanzakuh, and quiziggyziggyzam!