The Fifth Rehearsal
Nick: Happy quiziggyziggyzam! (skips around the auditorium and throws confetti from a basket)
Zac: Supercalifragalisticespialadocious?
Kevin: No silly, quiziggyziggyzam!
Sharpay: OMG, IT"S SPACE MOUNTAIN!
Kevin: What? Since we are we in Disneyland?
Jason: Is quiziggyziggyzam some kind of dance? (starts doing the cha cha slide)
Cha Cha Slide Man: TO THE LEFT! TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL! TWO HOPS TWO HOPS!
Ryan: DO I LOOK LIKE A RABBIT TO YOU? (walks away in a bunny suit and starts eating a carrot while doing the bunny hop)
Joe: No, Quiziggyquizzyzam is a national holiday that started 6 minutes ago, and ends at 7:05 tonight!
Zac: I WAS FINE. TIL 7:05. TIL SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!!
Taylor: Dude, you seriously need to get over Vanessa.
Zac: Oh I'm over her, I'm just a Jonas Brothers fan. (winks at Joe)
Joe: AWKWARD!!!!!!
Gabriella: Happy Hanukah! (puts emphasis on the "h")
Ilana: Get some Nyquil for that hacking.
Fred: I hope Mom doesn't hacking ground me!
Sharpay: Fred from JKL Productions! I love you!
Fred: AH! These are the people Mommy warned me about! (runs away)
Gabriella: No! He left! And I didn't even get to celebrate Hannukah with him!
Chad: Hannukah was over like a week ago, and you're not even Jewish.
Gabriella: I like to relate to the Hebrew peeps. Shalom haverim!
Rabbi: Shalom haverim, Shalom haverim, SHALOM!!!! SHALOM!!!!!!!
Nick: Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic.
Fabook Mini-feed: Nick Jonas changed his quotes! Nick Jonas added "Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic."
Ryan: I THOUGHT JASON DELETED HIS FACEBOOK!
Coach: I joined! And I joined the group "Troypay supporters"
Facebook Mini-feed: Coach Bolton added the group "Troypay supporters."
Sharpay: (looks at Troy) There's a group named after us? PSHAW! (jumps onto Troy and starts making out with him)
Joe: UGH, you so stole me and Ilana's move.
Ilana: It's okay Joeyface, we do it better. (jumps on Joe and starts making out with him)
Gabriella: I want to play this game! (jumps on the Facebook Mini-feed, and starts making out with it)
Facebook Minifeed: Gabriella Montez changed her relationship! Gabriella Montez is now in an open relationship with the Facebook Mini-feed.
Gabriella: Honey! (kisses him more)
Chad: Faceb00k.
Ryan: I saw a n00b with a m00stache and he had m00fins.
Troy: Was that n00b...me? (randomly appears with a moustache and a muffin)
Ryan: Omigod, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hides in Gabriella's bra)
Gabriella: Ryan, you're making my boobs look lumpy!
Coach Bolton: Oh no. My water broke...AGAIN.
Troy: God Dad, how many times did you have sex?
Coach Bolton: Everyday...
Gabriella: EVERYDAY! OF OUR LIVES! BETTER FIND TRUE LOVE! BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT!
Nick: Hold on tight! It's a roller coaster ride were on! so...
Coach Bolton: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (gives birth out of his toenail)
Ryan: (peeking out of Gabriella's bra) ITS A GIRL!
Martha: TWIN GIRLS!
Coach Bolton: I think I'll name them...Gabpay and Sharella, or whatever the hell it is.
Chad: Ugh, what a fem slash whore!
Sharpay: I heart those names!
Gabriella: I heart them too!
Zeke: I heart your fucking makeup.
Kelsi: Oh my god i love your hair.
Zeke: Is that a new tatoo?
Kelsi: Did that piercing fucking hurt?
Jordin: You're on my heart just like a tatoooo.
Chad: JORDIN SPARKS! I loved you on American Idol! I want to have your babies!
Jordin: Uh, no thanks, but you can have them with Kevin!
Kevin: NO! I'm sexually pier! (runs into the Narnia wardrobe)
Taylor: When do you think he'll realize he's in Narnia?
Ryan: When he sees Mr. Tumnus the fawn!
Kevin: (running out of the wardrobe) AH!!!!!!!!! I JUST SAW SOME FREAKY GOAT THING!
Joe: Your mom's a freaky goat thing.
Kevin: You just called your own mom a freak goat thing...
Nick: ARE YOU INSULTING MAMA J?
Frankie: I think you are!
Kelsi: FRANKIE! YOU ARE THE MAN! (makes out with Frankie)
Chad: How can a 6 year old get action and I can't?
Facebook Mini-feed: Kelsi changed her relationship status! Kelsi is dating Frankie Jonas.
Troy: I thought Daddy was the only one with a Facebook...
Zac: Facebizzle homedoggiez.
Facebook Mini-feed: I like observing people and their thoughts...
Jason: AHHHH! PEDOFILE!! I knew this was going to be a pedofile field day! Don't rape me!!!!!
Ms. Darbus: You can only get raped at Sun Coast.
Nick: You can try to make us! Or rape us! Fall apart...
Joe: Dude, its BRAKE, not rape...
Kelly: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL BREAK RIGHT! B-R-E-A-K!
Jason: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my fricking god! IT'S THE SHOES GIRL!
Kelly: Shoes.
Jason: Let's get some shoes.
Kelly: (points at Troy's shoes) This shoe's rule!
Troy: I pwn at shoe shopping.
Kelly: (smells Ryan's shoes) These shoes suck.
Ryan: BUT THEY ARE COACH! (starts crying)
Sharpay: Boo, you whore.
Regina: GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
Kelly: These shoes are $300.
Jason: These shoes are fucking $300.
Kelly: Let's get them. (shoes poof into her hand)
Sharpay: I want those shoes.
Kelly: Sorry betch! (poofs away into Youtube)
Jason: Kelly's fucking rad.
A/n: YOYOYO, it's the 9th chapter! LOL. Sorry I haven't updated, I was really busy with end of the semester stuff. But I'm on winter break now, and I finished my loliver, so I'm going to be updating more frequently now! Happy holidays, christmas, hannukah, kwanza, chrismahanukwanzakuh, and quiziggyziggyzam!
