Wing: Righto this is chapter 9.
Raven: You also wanted to make an announcement?
Wing: Oh right, Red Dragon drum roll!
Red dragon: I'm not doin-(Cuts himself off when Wing holds up a familar Scarlet device) Ok ok just put that damn thing away! (Drums on a drum that appeared out of nowhere) (A mic appeared in Wings hand.)
Wing: Introducing my new Co-Author! The one. The only! NeoNazo356! (Fireworks goes off)
NeoN: Hey folks, how you all doing this evening?
Wing: That's right yall! How Awesome am I?!
Raven: What's that under your arm?
NeoN: Oh this? Nothing much, just the manuscript for my next work. (Pats note-filled binder) I'm fairly pleased.
Raven: Mind if I see?
NeoN: Sure. (passes manuscript)
Raven: (reads through manuscript) . . . Wow, this is really well thought-out. Especially this part. Ooogh, (shudders) siblings.
NeoN: Thank you. Both myself and my Chief of Research, Spaceman, have worked very hard on this, and hope to get it out by this year.
Blackfire: Let me see that! (snatches manuscript) It can't be that- (reads manuscript) Ah... Ahg... Aohhhh...
Gecko: Um, are you okay there?
Blackfire: Just... (blood dripping down nose) having an anneurism out of sheer awesomeness... (falls on her back, the manuscript flying into the air)
Red Dragon: Please, the nosebleed is probably because this is some perverted piece of sh- (reads manuscript) Ah... Ahg... Aohhhh... (turns to NeoN with blood dribbling down his face) You... are... a GOD! (bows reverently)
NeoN: Um... Thanks?
Red Dragon: Dude this is so f*cking awesome! Definitely not like anything this baka could come up with! (jabs thumb at Wing)
Wing:...(Brings out cell phone and types a few numbers before it connects) Yeah...Hey Speedy? How far can you shoot?
Red Dragon: Why are you-DEAR KAMI!( Dodges an arrow that came out of the sky) The hell?AHHHH! (Screams like a little girl as arrows rained down from the sky around him)
Wing: Thanks Speedy. (Closes Cell and puts it away) Ahh I love my life, ok disclaimer. We don't own teen titans, nor what we refrence.
Gecko: Enjoy the show, I know I'm enjoying this one. (Snickering as he watched Red Dragon running from the killer arrows.)
The next day in Titans Tower was a fairly dull one, now normaly there'd be some sort of crisis. But not today it seems as the team, sans Raven and Beastboy were lounging in the living room. Robin was sitting at the dining table with a newspaper like always, Cy was playing Mortal Combat versus Marvel on the Xbox as he sat on the couch. And finally Gecko was teaching Star about the art of drawing at the table on the other side of the room, pencils and pens strewn around with balls of paper. Although strange enough...
"Alright my friend, now you must remember not to-SNAP-...hold the pencil so hard." The ninja sighed as yet another one of his pencils snapped in the alien's hand, adding to the many other pieces on the table. "I wonder if Raven knows a good store..."
"I'm so sorry friend Gecko, its just that...They're so fragile..." Star poked her fingers together like a child who was scolded.
It was then at that moment that a very happy looking Beastboy strode into the room, what was really strange about it was that he was holding a locked book. Now normaly we wouldn't even think that the green bean would have or own something as intelectual as an actual book, but I digress. So the only logical option that it belonged to-
"Um Beastboy..." Gecko called out, drawing the Green bean's attention. "Isn't that one of Raven's books? Didn't you learn anything from the last time you messed with her stuff?"
"Dude dude..." Beastboy waved off with a huge grin. "That was a while ago, and plus I think this is her diary!" He boy acted like the book was the holy grail as he held it to the sunlight. "Think of all the blackmail I could have!"
"Man, I wouldn't mess with that thing if I were you," Cyborg said looking up from using one of Wolverine's Fatalities on Raiden.
"Feh what's the worst thing that could happen?" The changling huffed before he worked on undoing the strap, and what sounded like growling came from the book...
"Is that thing...growling?" Robin asked as he lowered the newspaper he was reading.
"Must be your imagination." BB waved off as he tried to get the strap off. "Come on you stupid-AHA!" the green bean grinned as the strap fell away, only for that grin to fall not even miliseconds later as the book suddenly tried to bite his face off. "AHHH!" he threw the book in the air and it landed on the floor with a thump, but it chased after the green one with a nashing teeth as the teen tried to get away. "THE BOOK EATS PEOPLE! HELP!"
"Hey I'm not getting in the thing's way..." Cy snickered as he activated his camera. "This is so goin on Youtube though."
"...What's Youtube?" The Ninja and The Alien chimed as they tilted their heads, this was when our resident mage walked in. Not looking very happy at all...
"Oi have any of you seen-found him..." Raven deadpanned as she spotted the shrieking changling.
"I thought you were joking about having books that could bite people's faces off," Gecko stated as Beast Boy ran for his life.
"That was then, this is now," Raven huffed, wondering how long she could let her Monster book of Monsters chew Beast Boy out for going into her room before contemplating whether to lift a finger to help him out. Of course, the chewing-out was being taken care of already, so she could save her breath.
"Should we...?" Star asked, not sure if she should try to help the green teen as the monster book of monsters attached its fangs to the closest thing it could get.
"AAAAAAGH! DUDES! HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?!" the changeling screamed out as he felt the thing's fangs dig into his tushie.
"Cyborg. Hold him down," Raven ordered.
"Yes ma'am!" he returned, not wanting to get on the bad side of a person who owned a book that could actually eat people's faces off. Holding the changeling up, the mage ran her hand down the spine of the tushie-munching book, the furry thing seeming to purr before opening up placidly and falling into Raven's waiting hands.
"Awww it's actualy kind of adorable..." Star cooed as she drifted up next to Raven. "On my planet this would be a most treasured pet.", reaching out a hand to stroke the thing's spine as it purred at her touch.
"I bet it's just animatronic..." Robin scoffed as he put his newspaper away. "No way that book's actualy alive." he then reached out a hand towards the book-CHOMP- only for it to chow down on the boy wonder's gloved fingers. "AHHHHH! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" he flailed his hand around too dislodge the book from his fingers with no sucess.
"Heheh priceless..." Cy snickered as Raven sighed at the stupidity around her...
(Same time at the Maximum Security (yeah, right) Prison)
The inmates roared in triumph as they breached through the walls of the prison, the orange jumpsuits ran through the streets, causing as much chaos as they could. Windows smashing, car alarms going off, and shots ringing through. The police tried to contact the Titans but an inmate made it almost impossible to get the radio out as he smashed the communication's device with a crowbar.
But oddly enough one person seemed to be calm as he actually walked towards the riot. He seemed to be wearing a white baggy hoodie with grey wing icons on the shoulders, black baggy cargos with white sneakers, and you couldn't tell what his face looked like as the hood was up. Green goggles with blue lenses were firmly over the hood and over the boy's eyes, and lastly to keep his face even more hidden he had a blue and white stripped scarf around his neck. he also had what looked to be a blue backpack on his back...though it seemed to be made out of metal...
"Hey look at the idiot!" one of the inmates jeered as he approached the person, the rest doing the same. "Heheh you lost kid? Hows bout we get ya a few directions?" the inmates laughed at that but the laughter died down as the person seemed either not to have heard, which was unlikely, or was ignoring them. "Oi! You hear me!?" no response was given, oh wait...the person reached into his pocket and brought out a cellphone. "A...cellphone? HA what the hell are ya gonna do with that? Call your mom-" The inmates were astonished as the cell phone erupted into blue sparks and transformed before their very eyes. Seconds later the person held a mechanical spider that leaped clear across the way and landed on the inmate's chest, said inmate's form jerked and twitched as electricity forced through his system before he fell to the ground.
"The hell!?" One of the inmates shouted as the person reached out a hand towards an ATM and touched it. Blue circuts extending across the mechine before it changed again, only miliseconds passed before what looked to be a grey colored repulsor blaster from the Marvel Iron man appeared on his hand. "Who the fuck are you!?"
"Hmm people like to call me Grey-Wing." The person now called Grey-Wing shrugged, voice rather soft and unconcerned at his suroundings. "Mostly because of this..." The backpack on Grey-Wing's back extended two energy wings that looked like Lancelot's from Code Geass, only that it was a sparkling grey color, a testement to his name. Jets appeared on the lower part of it and Grey-Wing flew streight at the inmates, blasting non-leathal repulsors at the inmates, knocking them on their asses as Grey-Wing flew over their heads.
The next moment the roaring of an engine whirred through the air and a streak of smoke lanced its way across the blue sky, a bright glint of sunlight reflecting off the flying object's hide. The next moment it abruptly changed direction, heading straight down, revealing a humanoid figure. Flipping in mid-air and cutting the thrusters, the Scarlet Scarab, who had rescued the Teen Titan Gecko from an orphanage fire a few weeks ago, landed on the ground with a metallic *CLANG*like something out of Iron Man. Mechanically the figure's head snapped up, golden lenses staring blankly at the escaped convicts.
"Huh well that's unexpected..." Grey-Wing muttered before he sank his metal fist into an inmate's face, flying around before blasting a few more.
"Fuck this! I'm tired of these hero types!" The cocky criminal hefted his crowbar over his head and charged straight at the Scarlet Scarab, intent on putting a dent in that shiny helmet of its. Before the crowbar could come down, the scarab's pincers from the beetle on its back suddenly elongated before catching the crowbar's end with a loud *TING*. The crook tried to pull back, but when the first couple tugs failed, he was suddenly jolted with 5000 watts of electricity, his skin sizzling before he was dropped to the ground, limbs twitching. With savage yells the other thugs charged as the beetle's pincers returned to normal size, intent on overwhelming it with sheer number.
"NOW CALCULATING COUNTERMEASURE. COUNTERMEASURE CALCULATED," the red-clad figure spoke without missing a beat, raising is hands which had red and black armor form over it before they became horizontal bars with slats, *pew*noises being emitted in flashes of light as energy projectiles flew at the convicts. Mid-flight the projectiles solidified, pinning the convicts down to the ground with...
"Staples?!" the nearby police gawked as one by one the escaped fugities were pinned to the ground with red staple-shaped ordinance. After a veritable avalanche of red metal had flown towards them, over three dozen convicts were now pinned to the ground. The scene looked like someone had taken a giant stapler and went nuts, and those guys weren't getting up anytime soon. Seeing that the rest of the inmates were taken care of, Grey-Wing landed on the ground, his winged jetpack folding back into its backpack form.
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED," Scarlet spoke before turning to Grey-Wing. "QUERY: ARE YOU WITHOUT INJURY? DO YOU REQUIRE MEDICAL ATTENTION?"
"Nah I'm fine..." Grey-Wing reached up to his goggles in a lazy manner, the lenses lighting up for a moment before returning to normal. "You ok though?"
"NO DAMAGE INCURRED. MISSION PARAMETERS: UNCHANGED," it responded, its gaze turning to one of the crooks that had managed to squirm his way out from under his staples and was about to get away. With a burst of its thrusters the Scarlet Scarab leapt at the guy and stomped on his sternum, its talons suddenly lengthening before biting into the ground at either side of his head. Before the guy could yelp out, a pair of red-clad knuckle busters seemed to... grow, out of the Scarlet Scarab's black-gloved hands before the fist came down with a resoundant *WHAM*.
"Hey hold on! I thought robots weren't allowed to kill humans," one of the officers ranted, mustering what courage he could as he faced the Scarlet Scarab. Though it was teenager sized, he was still afraid of what the thing might do if it were provoked.
"STATEMENT: THE SUBJECT IS NOT DECEASED. BLEEDING NOSE INDICATES THAT HEART IS STILL PUMPING BLOOD THROUGHOUT THE BODY," it said in its usual monotone, pointing to the trickling steam of blood coming out of a broken nose.
"And to cement this..." Grey-Wing sauntered up to the fallen inmate, kicking the man's gut hard and a groaning noise being heard from the man's mouth. "Yep he's fine..."
""But..." The officer stammered as the R-Cycle rode up, Raven flying in the air with Star carrying Cy, BB as a crow, and finnaly Gecko running using the rooftops. "But you..."
"Hey!" Boy wonder called, skidding his R-cycle to a stop, eyes widening when he saw the inmates stapled to the ground. "Wha-? Did you guys do all this on your own!?" It wasen't every day that you see two people stop a riot on their own. Even if one of them was some kinda robot...
"Yep." Grey-Wing responded casualy as he flexed his metal gauntlet, catching Robin's attention as the rest of the team caught up to him.
"Yo dude, you create him?" Cy asked Grey-Wing as he jabbed a thumb to indicate Scarlet Scarab.
"Heh I may be awesome, but not that awesome." Grey-Wing chuckled as he patted Scarlet's back. It was true...he's never seen any kind of tech like that before...Its almost like a living creature...
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. RETURNING TO BASE," Scarlet Scarab spoke as the beetle on its back grew jet engines. But he didn't notice one thing...
"Hey wait a secCCCC-" Grey-Wing shouted as he noticed his sleeve was caught on one of Scarlet's pincers, but it was too late as he was dragged screaming through the air by the robot. "AHHHHH!" and in a manner reminisant to team rocket they became only a twinkle in the sky.
"...Uh wow, another new guy..." Cy scratched the metal part of his head in confusion as swat teams arrived on scene. The moment they laid eyes on the scene their jaws dropped behind their masks, while some of them made a run to the nearest hardware store for crowbars.
"Actually the Grey-Wing person was a girl." Gecko pointed out, making everyone's jaws drop at once.
"What!?" The team exclaimed before Raven noticed something.
"Wait how the heck could you tell?" Raven picked her jaw off the ground to ask that.
"Easy, her features." Gecko answered easily, unknowing of the implications of that sentence uttered...
" . . ."
" . . . "
" . . . "
"What features!?" BB asked.
" . . . "
"YOU DUMBASS!" Grey-Wing cried from the skyline, his or rather her voice distinctly feminine as Scarlet Scarab flew sporadically through the air to dislodge his unwanted passenger.
Wing:Oh I am on a roll baby.
Red Dragon: I...Hate...all of you...
NeoN: Hey Wing, you know my favorite means of dealing with insubordination?
Wing: No. What?
NeoN: (Coughs into sleeve before facing Red Dragon) Son. You can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think I'm going to set one single pinky toe inside Blue Base without my "shotgun" (faces nearby wall before turning back to Red Dragon), you must not know who you're dealing with.
Red Dragon: What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't take anything from you. And why're you speaking in that Southern US accent?
NeoN: And I said "shotgun".
Red Dragon: Seriously, that manuscript was awesome, but now you're starting to get on my nerves.
NeoN: No, I mean, "shotgun".
Red Dragon: Seriously, did you bump your head when I wasn't looking? Because if that awesome story never comes out I'm going to be pissed.
NeoN: I said "shotgun"! (faces same wall) "Shotgun", damn it!
Voice from behind the wall: Oh, yeah! Shotgun. That's my cue.
Red Dragon: What? Wait, what're you up to? What is that noise? (revving motor nose) Do I hear a... (Warthog out of Halo being piloted by a guy in orange MK III MJOLNIR crashes through wall) ...CAR?!
NeoN: (Dives out of way while Red Dragon looks dumbstruck)
Red Dragon: (Warthog hits Red Dragon and drags him under the bumper)
Wing: . . . That's how you deal with insubordination?
Neon: Either that or Emergency Plan Traitor {insert name here} Number Eleven. But for that I'd need a steamroller.
Wing:...Dang I wish I had that. Welp hope you enjoyed the show. Review please.
