Bob the Pie - Girl. The guy who calls himself Bob the Builder is a boy though, so I guess your not him.
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Wednesday (Block Day)
"Yay, my arm's bumpy!" cheered Ivypool as she flexed her right arm.
Hollyleaf laughed and flexed hers, "Dammit, it doesn't have this line like yours, but you're stronger than me anyway."
"Ha, you guys hold for hours, but Ivypool never gives up. Even Willowshine can't beat her and her arm is like, pure muscle," Icecloud burped.
Then the bell rang for school.
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1st period science
"Hey guys, I'm back again!" Mr. Cloud yelled loudly. He seemed difference from that weird nerdy teacher everyone had last week. He was wearing a short black skirt and a green tank top.
'He looks just like Dovewing now, with the skirt and everything,' Ivypool thought.
"By the way guys, we're going on a field trip to the Renaissance Fair this Friday because you guys are gonna take the Chicken Core test thing so we decided you guys could take a break," Mr. Cloud continued cheerfully.
Mousewhisker fell out of his seat and hit his head on the floor which knocked him out cold.
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Silent Reading
Ivypool read a book about djinn or genies which was fun but then the bell rang which sucked like hell.
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3rd period Pre-Alg
"Guys, people, let's freakin' go to the computer lab to do the state testing thing! I expect all of you to get them all correct! Chicken Core is super easy people," Mr. Feather shouted in the library.
Ivypool sat down next to Dawnpelt.
"I don't want to do this, it's so boring, I'm so lazy," wailed Ivypool.
Then the test begun.
'What the heck is this?' Ivypool though as soon as she saw the first question.
Problem number one:
What is 1+1? What is the solution of that multiplied by 3?
Ivypool rolled her eyes and typed in "6" as the answer.
She looked around. Dawnpelt kept a cool expression, but some other people like Smokefoot and Olivenose grunted and scribbled random stuff on their scratch paper.
Redwillow sneezed and got snot all over his computer.
Applefur slammed her keyboard and a piece flew out.
Ivypool went on to the next question.
Problem number two:
What is 5 x 100 divided by 2?
Ivypool scoffed at the screen and typed in 350.
Problem number three:
A chicken was building a fort that was 7 inches wide and 11 inches long. What is the area of the fort?
A) 88
B) 70
C) 77 in.
D) I dunno
E) 21
Ivypool clicked choice C, 77 in.
Problem number four:
A dog was flapping her wings. Suppose one wing was 10 feet wide, and the other was 18 feet. What is the difference between the dog's wings?
Ivypool typed in 8.
-48 minutes later-
Problem number thirty-six:
Please type a paragraph on how well you know fractions.
Ivypool typed:
Fractions are awesome. It's a number on top of another number. the bottom number divides to top one. It's fun. You can also separate a whole pie or whatever by using the pie method. Like 8/8 in a pie is 8 slices. I love pies! Don't you think they are the most delicious? The heart-warming scent of fresh-backed pumpkin pie is enough to make you drool so you'll be fired from your job as a Chicken Core answer checker unless you give me a good grade!
Then she pressed the end test button.
Thank you for taking the Chicken State test!
You are now finished with it.
Please scream at your teacher to give you all her/his chocolate.
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5th period Band
"Ancient Moon rocks!" shouted Toadstep from the clarinet section.
"Yes, it does!" Ivypool yelled back at him, "now shut up 'cause I'm the authority figure here!"
Everyone in the room quieted, which meant that Ivypool could tell them to do what she wanted them to.
"Okay, so we've been waiting for like half a hour and the teachers aren't here yet so you guys obey me!"
The room murmured and nodded.
"Good! You guys agree with me!' burped Ivypool, "now let's run through the piece! Toadstep can you please count us off?"
"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred!" he shouted.
Then the band started to play so loudly that the whole school could hear.
"Hey!" Mr. Black stormed in, "shut up or my P.E. team thing isn't gonna win so then we can't watc Ms. Nyxt yell at students and giving them a F!"
Mr. Cloud pushed Mr. Black away, "Hey people! Nice music. Play it louder!"
Ms. Bright poked her head in the room, "what beautiful music. Hey Ivypool! Hey Toadstep! And the rest of you even though I don't know 5/6 of you guys."
The loudspeak blared, "Thank you Intermediate band since you just won the Oscars. We wanted to see if you could play on your own."
