We walked back to Jiro's house. With a snap of my fingers, I had set up the traps. Zelman went ahead and knocked on the door, and ran back to the end of the sidewalk. It was going to get real... I think I said that right.
"What now?" Jiro asked as he stepped out onto the porch. Bluefire-chan jumped up from her place on the concrete.
"Happy happy birthday-"
"From all of us to you!" I chimed in.
"We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too! Hey!" Zelman gave it the big finish, with jazz hands and everything. Jiro just stared.
"What the chocolate fudge?" he asked in disbelief.
"It's your birthday!" I exclaimed as I pointed at a giant chocolate cake which I just poofed up out of nowhere. "I guess we'll have to take the cake somewhere else..."
"I want it!" Jiro screamed as he stage-dived into the giant dessert, his hat falling off onto the lawn in the process.
"Now Zelman!" Bluefire shouted, pointing at him. Snapping his fingers, he set a flame down onto the thin fuse which led to the front yard towards the hat.
"...What are you doing..?" Jiro slowly asked, looking up with his icing covered face. His eyes followed the sparks to his hat. He tried to get up, but lucky me, Bluefire-chan requested beforehand to make the cake chocolate and LARD. Jiro fell back down, clenching his stomach, watching the demise of his hat.
The firecrackers we had set up in the grass... apparently didn't work out so well. We had put them too close to the house... and it set fire to the kitchen. Luckily, nobody living was harmed, but Lord Bowwow and my last gallon of SunMilk didn't make it. After the fire, however... Jiro beat the crap out of Bluefire-chan and me...
"At least the hat is gone," I say, rubbing my cuts and bruises to make them fade. I look over at Bluefire, who is beat up worse than me. Jiro walks in, wearing yet another hat, and I say loudly, "Princesses don't deserve this kind of treatment!" He looks over at us.
"Who's a princess? All I see is my sister and her idiot friend." I start fuming, my eyes turning completely red. Flames start spitting from my mouth, and I make myself larger than the black blood.
"THOU CALLETH ME AN IDIOT? I SHALL DESTROYITH YOU! HOW DARE YOU INSULT PRINCESS ZARA ANKORO OF THE SECOND SUN WITH YOUR EARTH TONGUE!"
"I take it that you're the princess. Got it." Jiro stuttered, backing out of the kitchen. I grab him and start banging him against the wall. It takes Bluefire, Zelman, Cain, Cassa, Kotaro, and Rinsuke after four hours to calm me down. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Jiro cries and wimpers like a little girl.
"Oh. Okay. Apology accepted!" I smile, taking the cookie jar and walking out the back door.
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Jiro: More like royal pain...
Zara: WHAT?!
Jiro: Oh, nothing... Nothing, just backing away now!
Zara: Oh, okay! Teehee! :)
