Hitsugaya II
"Crazy girl! What was she thinking?" he was busy trying to pick the watermelon seeds out of the boys white hair. "I offer so much sexiness and she just turns it down like that..."
He was cut off as the lattice door slammed opened, followed by a woman's voice.
"Caaaaaptain! You missed out on the best party ever!" a clearly drunk Matsumoto saunted into the office. He was shocked she was able to stand at all.
Not that he cared either way.
And then the most glorious thing in his life ever happened. She hugged him, without him even having to pull his macho moves on her.
He snuggled in close, well prepared to suffocate in her chest. That was a fate he could handle. "Aah, so long and yet it couldn't be any more perfect."
"Eh...Captain? You're--you're not pulling away...CAPTAIN!!!"
He never heard the words, he was in too much of a glorious state of ecstasy. But he felt the fist connect to his cheek.
"MY CAPTAIN HAS TURNED INTO A PERVERT!" the woman screamed before bolting out of the room with a clear mission to spread the word.
Kon, on the other hand, was left to see nothing but stars dance above him as he twitched on the floor.
