Eh, I know these are just short and stupid, but sorry for not updating. On any stories, really. Blame entertainment. Between working at night when I write best and keeping up with Bleach (anime and manga) not to mention writing my other fics, keeping up with Lost and now Big Brother since they are doing a winter edition which is on 3 nights a week...I'm sort of behind, haha. But here is the second Hitsugaya part. I'm irritated because I had a character all planned out and it was a cool idea, but now I don't even remember who it was. Stupid work, not letting me write on their paper bags anymore when I'm supposed to be working XD

Hitsugaya II

"Crazy girl! What was she thinking?" he was busy trying to pick the watermelon seeds out of the boys white hair. "I offer so much sexiness and she just turns it down like that..."

He was cut off as the lattice door slammed opened, followed by a woman's voice.

"Caaaaaptain! You missed out on the best party ever!" a clearly drunk Matsumoto saunted into the office. He was shocked she was able to stand at all.

Not that he cared either way.

And then the most glorious thing in his life ever happened. She hugged him, without him even having to pull his macho moves on her.

He snuggled in close, well prepared to suffocate in her chest. That was a fate he could handle. "Aah, so long and yet it couldn't be any more perfect."

"Eh...Captain? You're--you're not pulling away...CAPTAIN!!!"

He never heard the words, he was in too much of a glorious state of ecstasy. But he felt the fist connect to his cheek.

"MY CAPTAIN HAS TURNED INTO A PERVERT!" the woman screamed before bolting out of the room with a clear mission to spread the word.

Kon, on the other hand, was left to see nothing but stars dance above him as he twitched on the floor.