Wolf: Alrighty! It's the last chap! Enjoy :D
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"Ok Iruka," Kakashi said to the younger man as they stood in front of their door, ready to leave, "Are you sure you're ready?"
"Yikes Kashi!" Responded the now laughing man, "You act like I'm about to give birth or something. All I have to do is go up to Gai, and tell him that I'm your boyfriend. It's not that hard."
The two ninjas opened the door and left, determined to win the bet.
"Um… where is Gai?" the dolphin suddenly stopped and asked.
"Don't worry; he's most likely in his team's training grounds," he answered, smiling as he thought of what punishment he could give Gai for losing the bet. As the two continued along, Kakashi began to think. 'Well, I could make him give Asuma a lap-dance in a bear costume… but Kurenai would kill me. Forget about making him go a day with no clothes on; I don't think the citizens would want to see that. I got it! I'll make him steal one of Tsunade's bras! But wait, she'll kill us if… no WHEN she finds out. What if I- no that would never work. Ugh!'
"Earth to Kakashi, we're hear," Iruka chuckled, tapping on his head lightly.
"What? Oh yea good," the scare crow replied in a daze.
When they found Gai's training area, he was doing one-armed push ups under a shady tree, while reciting The Odyssey.
"Weird man…" commented Iruka, which caused the jounin to nod his head in agreement. "Ok, ok let's just get this over with."
"Wait! Let me head out first, so it looks like I lost the bet," the jounin began, "and when his hopes are up, you come in out of nowhere and I'll be like 'Sha-zoom!'"
"Sha-zoom?" the dolphin repeated, laughing at his lover's idiocy.
"Fine, fine, no sha-zoom," Kakashi replied, pouting at the loss of his fun catchphrase.
"You're such a big baby," Iruka chided, playfully hitting the jounin on his arm.
Kakashi smiled at him, thinking about how lucky he was to finally have someone who understands his humor, and who loves him for who he is.
"Enough of this sappy moment," Iruka said, smiling up at his lover, "we can save it for later," he finished, giving the jounin a wink.
"Alright then," Kakashi smirked, "Operation Win Gai's Bet and then Have Sex With Iruka is go," Kakashi grinned, earning him a slap from the feisty chuunin, and a shove in Gai's direction.
Before approaching Gai, Kakashi decided to put on his best 'I asked him out and he rejected me so now I'm all alone and no-one loves me so pity me' face. Once that was done, he turned to Gai and muttered, "Hey."
"My eternal, hip, rival!" Gai shouted, immediately jumping up from his exercise position. "So how goes your quest for love?"
Kakashi bowed his head in shame, which was really an attempt to cover up his grin. "He doesn't want anything to do with me," was the chocked out reply that Gai received.
"Oh I am so sorry Kakashi, is there anything that I can do?" Gai asked, genuinely feeling sympathetic for the crushed man.
"No, no… it's Ok. I will survive," Kakashi responded dramatically, looking up at Gai with big, puppy-dog eyes.
"Ok, but if you need anything, I'm always here for you. Now! Since you have lost the bet-" Gai was immediately cut off by a voice from out of the shadows.
"I don't think so," said the mysterious voice, making Gai flinch a little.
"Who's there!?!" he questioned loudly, "Show yourself!"
"With pleasure," the voice responded. The figure stepped out from the shadow; long, muscular legs, a taunt chest, tanned skin with a scar across the bridge of their nose, and a ponytail of wild, brown hair.
Gai gaped at the man, unable to form a coherent sentence; a logical word. "Wha?" He immediately fixed his gaze on Kakashi, who was laughing at him.
"Oh man," bellowed the scare crow, "You should have seen your face. You were like 'we'll get through this together with brotherly love,'" Kakashi finished, imitating Gai's sympathetic look.
"Iruka?" was the only word Gai could make out.
The chuunin smiled and replied, "Hello, I'm Kakashi Hatake's boyfriend."
"SHA-ZOOM!"
Both Gai and Iruka turned their attention to the jounin, who was now laughing hysterically on the ground. After taking a few minutes to recompose himself, Kakashi finally spoke again.
"Well Gai," he started, wiping a tear from his eye, "it seems as if you lost the bet, so that means you have to do something ridiculous made up by yours truly."
"It seems so," Gai responded, still not quite out of his daze. "So what will this punishment be?"
The scare crow took a few more seconds to ponder over what he wanted the other to do, then it hit him. "Ah-ha!" He exclaimed proudly, "I want you, for the entire day tomorrow, to walk up and down the streets of Konaha wearing a tiara and a pink tutu, and to blow kisses to everyone who passes by you.
"What?!?!" Surely you must be kidding," the Green spandex clad man attempted to plead, earning him a 'no' from the other. "Well I did lose this bet, so I must! And if I do not, then I will run 1,000 times around Konaha backwards and-"
"Yeah Gai, we get it," Kakashi responded, clutching his dolphin around the waist. "Now if you'll excuse us, we have some business to attend to."
"Oh Kakashi," Iruka said in a sing-song voice.
"Yes?" Kakashi questioned, looking down at his love.
"Remember how you owe me something?" he asked.
"Yeah…" Kakashi responded, not liking where this conversation was heading.
"Well, I want you to join Gai tomorrow, tutu and all," the chuunin giggled, smiling up at Kakashi. "Two heads are always better than one."
"WHAT?!?"
The Next Day in the Streets of Konaha
"Hey Kakashi and Gai I simply adore your new uniform," sniggered Genma.
"Why thank you my friend," responded Gai, blowing Genma a kiss.
'Just be brave and blow him a kiss too. You can get Iruka back for this later,' thought the embarrassed copy-nin, as he blew a kiss.
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Wolf: Haha Kakashi's plan backfired on him. Well this is the end. Hope you liked it
