A/N: So what happened with Jet, Smellerbee and Longshot when Randomosity for Nincompoops occured? We will now know…

In script format, again.

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far—okay… maybe just somewhere in the desert. Next to a cactus plant. Near… okay… shutting up, because Smellerbee is about to kill me.

Smellerbee: Why are we all the way out here?

Jet: Ask Longshot, he was the one who lost the map.

Jet thwacks Longshot on the head with his own hat.

Longshot: Oww…

Smellerbee: How did that hurt?

Longshot: I have a sensitive head.

Jet: Gawd, it's so hawt out here!

Longshot: Who talks like that?

Jet: I liked it better when you didn't talk…

Smellerbee: Boys! Boys! Boys!

Longshot and Jet: Yes?

Smellerbee: … I forgot… where were we?

Jet: Uhh… oh, right. Gawd, I'm hawt!

Longshot: Yes, you are.

Smellerbee: O.O

Jet spots a cactus plant right next to the spot they were standing.

Jet: Look! A cactus!

Longshot: I wouldn't…

Jet hacks off part of the cactus and drinks from it. Longshot shrugs and takes a swig.

Smellerbee: Ah… crap on a stick.

Jet: Hey guys… IT'S NEKKID TIME!

He takes off his clothes.

Longshot takes a little gopher off the ground.

Longshot: Will you marry me?

Smellerbee sweat drops and takes the cactus juice off the ground where Longshot dropped it.

Smellerbee: You know the phrase "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"?

Longshot: You will? Oh, 'Bee! You've me the happiest man alive! Jet will give you away and the duke will be the ring bearer and Sneers will be the flower girl…

Jet: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Smellerbee: Here's another one: "BOTTOM'S UP!"

Her pupils dilate and she promptly jumps off the cliff in an attempt to fly.

Jet: What was that?

Longshot shrugs and continues huggling the gopher.

A/N: Yes, this is from Sylvacoer's (deviantART, people) "That Old Saying" Sorry for butchering it.