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Hey as you can likely see, I edited most of the other chapters today... sorry for the late update by the way... hope you enjoy this chapter, it's the longest work I've made so far, Mitsuki-san out!
CHAPTER 8: Mission of Daybreak
Previously:
"Are you sure Deidara's here?" "Yes." "Good, we need everyone for this mission." "Even the Snake?" "Yes." "You better know what you're doing Nagato-sama."
Now (Oct. 6):
"Excuse me, but is there someone named Deidara here?" Came a shrill voice of a headstrong nurse.
"What is it, un?" Asked the longhaired young man, who was in fact pushing a wheelchair with his brother on it, wrapped in bandages. The nurse immediately blushed when Deidara looked her way.
"T-there's a a group looking for you outside." "It'll have to wait, un. Can't you see I'm seeing my brother off, un?" Deidara was a bit impatient with matters like this. "Sorry sir, but they said it was urgent. They were wear black cloaks with a weird red clouds on them. Come to think of it... the Akat~" Deidara immediately clamped his hand on her mouth to stop her from saying anymore.
"Fine.. Kiba-kun, would you escort my brother home, un... and tell baa-chan that I won't be home for a while." "Okay, but why?" Kiba said inquisitively. He didn't want to pry in his crush's brother's affairs, but it was far too interesting not to ask about. And he did have a knack of blurting questions like that out, no matter how much he had tried he couldn't stop himself from asking these questions.
"Classified business, un.. just go." "Bye, Dei!" Said his oh so cheerful brother, not really understanding Kiba's question. "Good thing I brought my cloak. Bye otouto, take care, un." And with that he zoomed out of the hospital hallways, not bothering if he had hit anyone in the process. There were angry remarks heard from all over the hallways he had gone through. Once nearing the entrance he put on his Akatsuki cloak with one swift move.
"Senpai! Did you bomb yourself again?!" Came an annoying shrill voice of Zetsu's "apprentice" shall we say. "Tobi! Shut up.. even the Buddha gets mad if insulted a third time, un..." Dei said facepalming while shaking his head in disapproval. "T-Tobi is a-a g-good boy!" He stuttered out fearfully. "Un, let's just meet up with the others." Deidara said to the boy/man he didn't really know...
Tobi just nodded and led the way out of the hospital's entrance to a bar. Tobi opened the door for Deidara and bowed as if the blonde were a god or something royal. Deidara just hit Tobi on the head and shook his head in disapproval, again. The guard greeted them in and led them to a private room that was a bit spacious. As they entered the room they were greeted by an ogling raven.
"So Dei, how's your little brother doing?" Came an Itachi Uchiha's voice. "He's fine, un." "Why the grumpy mood? Your clay ran out?~ Oh quiet you!" Came Zetsu's voice...erm...voices..
Let me explain, Zetsu had MPD, or Multiple Personality Disorder. He had two sides, White and Black. White may appear as the talkative one between the two, and Black being the reasonable yet always in a foul mood one.
"We have a mission today. Nagato-sama if you will," came Konan's voice, she had beautiful purple hair, and an origami flower on it, she was Nagato's wife, though they never had children, they considered Naruto and Deidara as there own. Though they were husband and wife, Konan still couldn't refrain from calling him with the honorific -sama.
"Stop calling me -sama... I'm not that important... by the way, how's your brother doing? I heard he got into an incident.." Nagato asked his dear nephew, he was a bit concerned by the wellbeing of the young lad.
"He's recovering just fine, un..." Deidara said nonchalantly still pissed off with Tobi. The tone of his voice was either unnoticed or dismissed as one of his usual acts.
Deidara sat on a couch next to his boyfriend, snuggling closely to the other, the man just complied with his lover's action and let him do whatever he had wanted. Truth be told, he also enjoyed it.
"So are we all here, un?" Deidara asked getting a bit bored with the hold up. "No, we're still waiting for your partner, and a special guest." Konan answered his question. "He hates to be kept waiting, but we're the ones waiting for him, if he doesn't arrive soon I'll have to start my afternoon prayers before the meeting." A comment that came from the ever religious Hidan, the man was very serious when it came to his god, Jashin. If he heard any bad comments about his god, boy you'll be lucky if you live the next day.
"Who's this guest anyway?" "You'll find out soon enough." Came the redhead's response, his purple eyes boring through everyone, as if he were glaring at every person in the room.
"Shut up brats, I'm counting the funds we'll need for this mission." The silver haired boy's partner, Kakuzu, complained holding a wad of cash, and returned to counting. He was a very strange man, little was known about him... the only one he ever opened up to was Hidan. Well you can already see how much he's told him.. absolutely nothing...
"At any rate, if he doesn't arrive soon, we'll have to start the meeting without them." Kisame said with little emotion, while still sporting his smile with his ever famous, sharp as knives teeth. The male was a renowned wrestler in his day, called the shredder, because if you challenge him in the ring... oh boy would you be shredded.
Just then the door of the bar's private quarters opened, revealing a redheaded young man that seemed no older than 18, but was actually 30. He seemed to have bags under his eyes as if he hadn't slept for days. "Sasori no danna! Finally, un!" Deidara exclaimed exasperatingly. "Sorry for being late, it was because of him that I'm late... the guy didn't want to be found..." "in any case, good work Sasori." Konan complimented the man-teen.
"Ah, it seems I'm back..." came the wickedly creepy voice of a black longhaired man, who had just entered the room after Sasori. "OROCHIMARU!?" Almost all of the members said.
Then there was Tobi who yelled: "SENPAI THE FIRST!", and the ones who already knew. There were mumbles and mutters all around about the snake king.
"Ahem!" Nagato coughed loudly gaining the attention of the Akatsuki members who were chatting among themselves. "Now, the meeting can start. First thing' first (Imma say all the words inside my head had ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)) we're here to stop Madara Uchiha."
5 seconds...
20 seconds...
Then it finally sunk.
Everyone stopped their thoughts and gasped. Madara was a well known serial killer, traveling around the world committing unspeakable crimes. He was the most wanted criminal alive. It was said thousands had fallen in his hands, countless rapes, homicides, murders. Priceless famous objects he stole.. he left no witnesses, at least not one that had either met their demise or was too terrified and/or traumatised by the encounter to talk about it...
"Are you crazy, un?" Deidara screamed banging his hands on the table angrily. "Yeah, he's right! We're all better off dead than face of with that guy!" Sasori hollered out. A few other cusses and angry remarks were shared, Konan and Nagato only waited for them to stop. "Enough!" It was none other than Orochimaru who screeched out, making the group silent.
"Alright, we'll meet up in a week on our usual rendezvous point, bring your weapons, alright?" "Hai!" And with that the group dispersed out of the bar, and into the crowds.
With Naruto and Kiba
"Who's the old guy?" Naruto whispered to Kiba when he saw Jiraiya for the first time. The two had just arrived to the house-er-mansion like house. "Ma, ma, Naruto it's rude to talk about other people when they're already in the room you know." Kiba scolded his crush teasingly. "So it's true then?" "What's true?" Naruto asked, not realising the question wasn't directed to him. "Yes." Kiba muttered quietly.
"Okay then, Kiba, show Naruto to his room please, you do know where it is don't you?" Kiba nodded as a response, "I'll be in the living room then, I better not hear any noises." Jiraiya teased the two, making Kiba blush and Naruto just tilt his head a bit dumbfounded. "W-wha? Umm..." Kiba stuttered out. "I'm just messing with ya kid. Oh yeah, Gaara said you should pick up your pet tomorrow." Jiraiya said winking at Kiba. "Y-yeah sure. Naruto let's go."
He led Naruto up the stairs, letting the blonde go first because of two reasons. Firstly, he didn't want Naruto to fall down, and secondly, he liked staring at Naruto's ass. 'One day that ass'll be mine.' He shook the perverted thoughts away with a pinkish tint on his cheeks. The blonde just walked slowly up the stairs due to his bandages from the incident.
They walked down the hall to a room with an ordinary looking door, and opened it. "It's orange." Naruto commented as he took a look inside. It was pretty spacious room, orange painted walls, a king sized bed with dark blue sheets, a small closet-wardrobe full of Naruto's usual clothes, and a small study table filled with manga. "What's this?" Naruto said picking up a manga comic. "It's manga, you know, like comics?" Naruto only nodded in response and proceeded to open the book, starting from the middle.
"Kiba what are they doing?" Naruto asked after reading for a while, and showed Kiba the page he was reading. Kiba both paled and blushed at the same time when he saw the image. There were two boys in the picture...
Nude...
They were... um...
Fucking...
"Well?" "They're .. how do I say this..." Kiba said not finding the words to say. 'Damn you Naruto and your yaoi manga!' He cussed in his head after noticing all of the manga on the table were yaoi. There were no words to describe how awkward Kiba was trying to explain sex to Naruto... he tried... and tried... and tried again.. and again... until finally he got tired of beating around the bush..
"They're having sex, it's where the dick enters the ass or pussy.." he finally said with the little courage he had, he had already lost his dignity a while ago.
"Can we have sex?"
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Wellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwellwell, well!
Isn't this exciting! Who knew Naru-chan was a fudanshi?!
See you guys next week! Mitsuki-san signing off! Sayonara!
Edited: September 4
