AN- i know im a terrible person for making you wait TWO MONTHS!!! i feel terrible too. :( :( :( :( :( however.... i went on vacation, school just started, i was having a terrible case of writers block AND i would have had it up a week ago but my internet died.

so my dear readers here is CHAPTER NINE!!!!!!!!

I was now six months pregnant and I looked like a whale. I couldn't drive anymore. I needed even more help getting me up in the morning. I couldn't stand for more than a few minutes without my feet absolutely killing me. And almost all of my muscles were sore all the time.

We went baby shopping a few weeks ago, and hopefully we got everything we needed, because I literally passed out after we got home from that trip. Not to mention that I can barely get out of the house anymore.

Poor Jasper. I keep having him run everywhere to get things. He was almost as tired as me lately. He's been sleeping on my dad's couch, but not anymore.

Today, Jasper and I are moving into his, I mean our, new house. Obviously, I couldn't help with anything, so we were having some friends over. When I say some, I mean all of the Cullen's (not including Carlisle, he was at work), Emmett, and Bella. (Emmett and Bella were cousins, but Emmett was twenty so he already had his own place.)

I didn't know what time they were coming over, so I set my alarm for eight-thirty…meaning that I didn't get up until ten.

I came downstairs with Jasper, (I needed him to help me,) rubbing my eyes.

"Hey sleepy head," someone said. I turned around; it was Esme. I smiled and went to give her a hug. She hugged me back and held me out to look at me. "I swear, you look bigger every time I see you," she chuckled.

"Thanks, Esme," I said sarcastically and went to go get some food.

Half an hour later I was dressed and we were all helping to put stuff our stuff in the car. Well…except me. And Bella only helped with some things because she was so clumsy. Unfortunately, Bella still managed to trip, and she fell off the ramp. After that, Edward made her come stand with me so she wouldn't get hurt. A few minute after that, Esme and Rosalie joined us.

"I bet Jasper can load more boxes than any of your guys," I bet them. Even though there were only a few of them, and they mainly had clothes and knick-knacks in them. They played along anyway.

"Ha, haven't you seen Emmett's muscles, he can so win," Rosalie sounded almost smug.

"No one can beat Edward. What you talkin' about?" she smiled at her "gangster" talking. Rosalie and I tried to hold back out laughter.

"Who can I use?" Esme asked.

"You can use my dad," I told her.

And that started up the contest of whose man could load the most boxes.

"Come on Jazzy, you can do it!" I called; he was loading up a box full of knick-knacks. He rolled his eyes.

"You girls are so weird!" he called back.

"Thank you!" we all shouted at the same time. We started laughing.

"Let's go George, pick up the slack!" Esme shouted, getting another round of giggles from us.

"Come on Edward! Get the most boxes and I'll give you a kiss!" Bella said, trying to motivate him.

"You'll give me a kiss anyway, so what's the big deal!" Rosalie and I started laughing…again.

"Emmett! Hurry up and I'll make you some brownies!" Rosalie smiled.

"Okay!" he picked up three boxes at the same time and ran over to the car.

"You are such a cheater," I smacked Rosalie's arm.

"Ow!" she exclaimed, "and no, I am not, dear Alice. It is called strategic advantage," she tapped her forehead knowingly.

"Do you even know what strategy means?" I asked her.

She opened her mouth…then closed it again. She opened it another time, "not exactly. Wait here," and she darted off into the house. Five minutes later Rosalie ran back out holding the dictionary open to a page.

"Oh, jeez," Esme said exasperatedly as she left to help the guys again.

"Oh no," Bella groaned.

Rosalie cleared her throat, "strategy is an elaborate and systematic plan of action, or… the branch of military science dealing with military command and the planning and conduct of a war," she put the book down and smiled. (AN- hehe, I seriously looked that up on word-web…. that's the real definition)

"Were you trying to make a point?" I asked.

"Yes. I refuse to fit into the category of 'dumb blondes,'" she put air quotes around dumb blondes.

"Well you kind of messed that up for yourself years ago Rosie," Bella patted her arm in a fake comforting sort of way.

"Excuse me? I got all A's on my last report card, thank you very much," Rosalie said indignantly.

"Umm…Rose? School subjects have nothing to do with common sense. Sorry," Bella said. I could tell that we were both trying extra hard not to burst out laughing.

"Okay, if that's the case; where has your common sense run off to. 'Cause I don't see it around anywhere," at this I couldn't hold my laughter back anymore and I cracked up. Bella glared at me.

"Thanks for abandoning me," she said sarcastically.

"Oh, your welcome. Anytime Bella," I started taking deep breaths to stop laughing. I saw Rosalie give Bella a meaningful look and she nodded. I was still laughing, but now I was a little wary.

"Hey, Alice?" Rosalie asked. Before I could answer she and Bella both shouted, very randomly, "PUDDING!" I couldn't help myself. I started laughing so hard that tears came out of my eyes.

"You…guys…are so…so…mean…" I tried to say in between laughs. I was literally gasping for breath when Jasper came over.

"What did you two do to her?" Jasper asked.

"She was already laughing, so Bella and I shouted pudding at the same time to make her laugh even harder," Rosalie explained, and for some reason her words brought on a whole other round of giggles. I grabbed a stitch in my side. Jasper had to help me over to a lawn chair to sit down. After a few more minutes I finally quieted down. I started taking many deep breaths.

"I hate you two," I wiped my eyes because of the laughter tears that had been pouring down my face.

"Are you okay?" Jasper asked before Bella could respond.

"Yeah. They," I pointed my finger at Rose and Bella, "are just jerks. Not to mention that me being pregnant probably took a role in that, but, yes, I'm fine," I stuck my tongue out at them. They did the same.

"Well, we're done loading the truck. The furniture is already there so it's time to go," he stood up and offered me his hand. I smiled and grabbed it.

"Oh Alice! We'll miss you!" Bella pretended to cry and wipe her nose.

"Oh me too! Don't forget to call once you get there!" Rosalie grabbed a rag and 'blew' her nose into it.

"Shut up!" I laughed following jasper to his car.

"Fine! Don't care for us. We didn't want you around anyway!" Rosalie shouted dropping her crying act.

"That's cause I'll see you in about ten minutes when we get there!" I shouted back.

Jasper helped me into the car. I saw Rose get in the car with Esme and Emmett; and Bella get in with Edward.

All of a sudden Jasper tied something round my eyes. "Hello?" I exclaimed.

"I want the house to be a surprise," he told me.

"Fine." Suddenly I felt his lips on mine. I kissed him back, and when he pulled away he started the car. Just like I said, it only took about ten minutes to get there. I heard Jazz's door open and then close again, and then my door opened. Jasper helped me out of the car and he walked with me a few feet. He turned me a little and pulled of the blindfold.

I looked up to the house.

"Oh Jasper," I gasped.

AN- OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! a cliffy!!!! you know i love those, and i can NEVER resist torturing you with them MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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