The Rowdyruff Boys were having the time of their lives today. They barged into the nearby 7-11 and enjoyed every minute of scaring away customers and enjoying all the free food, knowing that the girls wouldn't be able to stop them. Their death was broadcasted all over the news and since then, all the villains were celebrating. Some of the villains were disappointed that they weren't able to kill the girls themselves, and the boys did think the girls were pretty cute. But they thought "Fuck it; there's plenty of fish in the sea". In the 7-11, Butch was getting bloated at the slurpee machine while Brick and Boomer were playing Street Fighter. They were too busy trying to beat each other that the boys never noticed someone walking into the store, and then stand behind the 2 boys playing video games.

"What you doing, boys?" the stranger asks Brick and Boomer.

"Celebrating!" Boomer answered, not taking his attention off the game.

"Any reason?"

"The Powerpuff Girls are dead!" Brick cheered and hive fived his brother, which distracted Boomer long enough for Brick to win the game.

"Hey, you cheated!" Boomer whined.

"Shut up, stupid!" Brick smacked his blonde brother upside the head.

"Ow, quit it!" Brick and Boomer began to get into a slap fight. While that was going on, Butch lifted himself from his slurpee high and saw that the stranger who just entered the store was Venom. Butch smiled and flew over to his new hero.

"Dudes, DUDES!" Brick and Boomer stop their sissy fight and turn to see Venom. "It's Venom!"

The Rowdyruff's begin to circle around Venom in admiration, asking questions such as how he got his new look, how he beat the girl's, what it was like, and if he could teach them a few tricks.

"Boys, boys, there'll be plenty of time to answer your questions," Venom calmed the boy's excitement. He then showed them his hand for a handshake. "But first, let's have a handshake to celebrate our enemy's demise."

The boys put their small, fingerless hands in Venom's huge hand. Venom grins sadistically and squeezes the boy's hands, breaking the bones. The boys struggled against the monster's grip, but Venom was too strong and tossed them into the arcade machine, their heads and small body's smashing against the glass, cutting them in the process.

"You goat fucking little bastards!" Venom yelled at the wounded little boys. "You have a lot of nerve, thinking that I'm going to forgive you after what you did to me!"

"What are you talking about?" Brick asked, struggling against his brother's trying to get out of the broken machine, and trying not to get cut further by the glass.

"Yeah, we think you're cool," Boomer added.

"You dumped 3 tons of bricks on my head," Venom reminded the boys, "Weird way of showing that you like somebody."

Butch jumped out of the arcade machine and stared at Venom with bloodlust in his eyes. "Nobody throw's me into a machine! I'm going to rip off your head, shove it up your ass, and use your limbs as hockey sticks!"

"You know?" Venom pondered. "I'd really like you if you weren't from Earth or a little prick."

Butch roars like a wild animal and charges at Venom. Venom just sighs and sticks his arm out, catching Butch's head, causing him to punch at the air. Venom just turned his head and looked at everyone reading this story with a smirk on his face.

"Pathetic, isn't it?" Venom asked anyone reading, breaking the fourth wall.

Butch stopped his punching once he saw Venom talking to no one. "Who're you talking to?"

Venom answers him by throwing Butch onto the floor so hard that Butch cracked the porcelain. Brick and Boomer get out of the machine, ready to fight the symbiotic monster.

"Hey, only we get to do that!" Brick told Venom. Venom just sighed and kneeled in front of the 2 standing boys.

"Kids, I just killed your enemies, don't make me do the same to you," Venom lectured, but Brick kicked him in the jaw. Venom just sighed in annoyance, the punch feeling like a mosquito bite. "Okay, you asked for it. Why don't we start by playing a game, hide and seek. I'll seek…"

Venom flicked Brick away as if he were an annoying insect, out of the store and into a parked car. "And you run like Hell!!!"

Venom stood up to his full height and looked down at Boomer. "Well, aren't you going to hide?"

Boomer responded by flying up and giving Venom an uppercut to the chin. Even though the punch sent Venom's head backwards, he readjusted it instantly and grabbed Boomer. He threw Boomer to the nearest wall, crashing and creating a small hole. Venom thought his work was done until he heard a car flying at him, thanks to his super hearing. He turned and grabbed the car with ease and while Butch was struggling to get up, Venom slammed the car on top of the green Rowdyruff.

"There's no throwing in hide and seek!" Venom yelled at Brick. He saw Brick flying at him and came up with a plan. "Oh, so you want to play tag now?"

Brick flew towards Venom at full speed, but the symbiote caught him in a chokehold, surprising the red Rowdyruff out of the blue. While holding him in the chokehold, Venom began to punch Brick in the face.

"Tag, you're it! You're it again! You're it! You're it! You're it!" Venom repeated with every punch. Brick's eye sight was getting hazy from all the punches hitting his eyes. Butch, in the meantime, pushed the car off him and charged at Venom.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Butch screamed as he flew in for the kill. Big mistake, because after hearing Butch's battle cry, while still punching Brick, an arm comes out of Venom's back, grabs Butch, and slams him against the grill that cooks hotdogs. The burning against Butch's face causes him to scream like a girl, music to Venom's sick ears.

Boomer comes out of the hole in the wall, rubbing his head. Seeing Venom beat his brothers, Boomer flew at him. Even though he was flying stealthy, Venom could still hear Boomer, thanks again to his super hearing. Another arm grew out of Venom's back, but unlike his other arm; this one had a hammer as a hand. Once Boomer was in range, Venom struck down on him with a literal hammer fist. Boomer planned ahead, however, and dodged out of the way.

"Ha-ha, you missed!" Boomer taunted but he would regret his words once Venom's hammer hand came back up and struck him in the groin. His eyes began to water and the blue Rowdyruff fell to the ground in extreme pain. After finishing with the other two boys, Venom threw the wounded hellions to the floor, next to their blonde brother. The boys huddled together and shook in fear.

"P-Please don't kill us, Mr." Brick uncharacteristically begged.

"Yeah, were sorry we dumped those bricks on you and called you a loser!" Butch cried a bit.

Venom put his hands over his "heart" and frowned. "Why boys, I would never think to kill you. In fact, I want to play another game with you 3."

The boys began to calm down a bit until they saw Venom drooling and snarling like a wild, sadistic beast. "We're going to play the most sadistic, evilest game ever made! We…are going…to play…"

Venom stuck his hand into his body and began to reach around for what he was looking for and his smiled widened once he found it. He pulled out what he stole from the girl's closet; their party dresses. "DRESS UP!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the boys scream. They begin to plead and beg, but Venom ignored the small boy's words as he knelt down, quickly stripped them of their clothes, and slipped on the girl's dresses on them. The boys look down on themselves in embarrassment while Venom cupped his hands together and smiles.

"Oh, don't you boys just look precious?!" Venom cooed. But his smile turns into a snarl in an instant. "Now dance!"

The boys eye Venom's demand, thinking he was crazy.

"You can't be serious," Brick commented, dumbfounded.

"I SAID DANCE!!!" Venom screamed as he shot optic blasts at the boy's feet. They began to dance in an instant; the boys began to do their best ballet. Venom took out a radio he stole from a nearby store and played the nutcracker suite to help fit the mood. What the boys didn't know, was that Venom also had a camera hidden in his body and was recording the whole thing.

10 Minutes later

The Rowdyruff Boy's were embarrassed beyond belief and getting a little tired of all the dancing.

"Okay, you can stop now," Venom told the boys as he turned off the music. "Now turn around."

The boys whimpered and did as they were told.

"Kick the babies!" Venom yelled as he kicked the boy's on their backsides, sending them flying to God knows where. He could still hear them screaming and smiled, thinking the boys better hope not to land in a populated area, while still wearing the Powerpuff's dresses.

Elsewhere

Mojo Jojo was opening up a champagne bottle, celebrating the deaths of his hated enemies. He was about to pour himself a glass until he heard something thrown against his window. He turned around to see…the Rowdyruff Boys, his creations, smacked against his window, wearing dresses. He stared at the boy's in pure shock and the boys stared on in embarrassment.

"Where did I go wrong?" Mojo thought out loud.

Back to Venom

Venom walked out of the 7-11, admiring the destruction he had done to Townsville. He then walked to the nearest payphone, dialed a number collect, and waited for an answer.

"Hello?" the secretary answered.

"Yes, I'm looking for a Richard Burns," Venom told the secretary while playing with his fingernails.

"What is your business?"

Venom smiled, thinking about what he was about to do to his scum of a parole officer. "I have to replace his septic tank."

"Well, he's off visiting one of his parolee's. Would you like to leave a message?" she asked.

"No, his wife's been searching for him all over," Venom lied. "Can you give me an address?"

The secretary gave the parolee's name as Candy Licks, a prostitute on parole. The address he was given also wasn't that far away.

"Anything else?"

"Yes, can you give the address to the nearest news station?" Venom smiled and took out the video of the Rowdyruff Boy's ballet. He was given an address and he hung up. He walked over to a nearby, burnt corpse that he probably killed earlier during his rampage. He took a pen out of the corpse's pen pocket, wrote the news station's address on the tape, dropped it in a nearby mail box, and flew to meet his ex-parole officer.