Chapter - 9 I'm Pregnant
It had been over a month since Kim and Shego's honeymoon had officially ended and since then they had been on a mission to deal with Monkey Fist wanting to steal some mystical monkey artifact that had been discovered in Antarctica. To which Shego was admittedly surprised by Ron's abilities, even if they were random bursts of skill rather than her knowing him to be a bumbling buffoon. The couple even got a nice check from Global Justice that they had in the bank so the two could continue to lounge about and have an extended honeymoon of sorts. Which made the couple laugh as they had just about had sex in every location, vehicle in the condo. Except in Jewel's litter box.
Yet oddly enough the two didn't seem to care that sometimes it was the same exact kind of sex with no dildos, nothing but their fingers and a lot of kisses. Course something, they noticed was their apparent constant tightness. Kim, embarrassingly, asked her mother if the vagina was supposed to stretch and while not a gynecologist, Ann did say that normally yes. Specifically, the hymen tissue would tear and increase the size of a woman's intimacy but given hers and Shego's healing factor, it seemed that they would always have an apparent 'virgin vagina' as her mom joked, causing the two to blush heavily and glad the rest of the family wasn't at the house.
The two were asleep laying on their left sides on their bed with the sheets wildly ruffled and not tucked in on the end or sides, with Shego having her right leg sticking out as Kim cuddled against her with her right arm draped over Shego's body and covering Shego's stomach as she usually did as they slept. Which amused her greatly as Shego seemed to truly be the sentimental one and the more 'girly' one in their relationship despite Kim's like of the color pink and Shego's dislike of it. Also, on the bed laid Jewels, though she was at the foot of the bed, purring softly as she slept at the feet of her owners.
Shego soon shifted in the bed and looked uncomfortable as she wrinkled her brow, hoping as if shifting would cause the discomfort to go away. Before too long her eyes shot open and she darted out of the bed in one fluid motion that wasn't unnatural for her to achieve, her right foot on the ground before the sheets even landed on the bed. She ran right into the bathroom and began to vomit into the toilet.
Kim meanwhile flailed and patted the bed where she was laying with her right hand as if searching for Shego's presence, her face slowly looking worried as if a child that lost their stuffed animal or blanket. She slowly and sleepily opened her eyes and then heard the vomiting and cringed. Tell me it's not because of the sushi last night… She thought. The two had celebrated the night before their large check at a new sushi restaurant and they both loved it and the sushi didn't taste off or anything.
"Remind me never to eat sushi just before bed!" Shego cried out from the bathroom.
"Tasted fine to me." Kim said back, though not yelling, knowing Shego could hear her.
"Yeah it did, but I've never eaten 30 minutes before going to bed and now I'm looking at chunks of it…" Shego started to say before spewing more out into the toilet after looking at her vomit. "In the toilet…"
After a couple of moments of vomiting and what sounded like teeth getting brushed and mouthwash being gargled and swished around Shego's mouth the pale green woman slowly emerged from the bathroom, her pale skin looking more pale than usual.
Kim smirked. "You look like crap." She teased, though still conveying worry towards her wife who had crawled back into bed and put her back against Kim's front once more.
"Gee thanks Kimmie, as if I don't feel bad enough as it is." Shego sassily replied with.
Kim for her part giggled as she knew Shego used sas if she wasn't dying or anything else serious enough for her to use her actual name.
Shego in response turned to face Kim and glared at her pale-pink wife, her emerald eyes faintly glowing in the dark due to her getting electrocuted all those years ago during the lil diablo event. Kim looked back at Shego with her own glowing emerald eyes, though a result of her electrocuting herself to bring Shego back to life after getting stabbed by Kitosha earlier in the year, and kissed Shego.
Shego went a bit wide eyed before closing her eyes and enjoyed the kiss. All the more so as she spent several minutes throwing up, which just made her love Kim even more. She wouldn't expect Kim to kiss her if she had a deadly disease that spread via kissing, but she suspected that wouldn't stop Kim.
As a result of that thought she tenderly placed her left hand on Kim's head and pressed forward, slowly turning Kim over and laid on top of Kim whilst her legs straddled Kim. She soon broke the kiss and smiled down at Kim, biting her lower lip.
Kim smirked looking up at Shego and leaned forward to kiss Shego before their alarm clock began wailing and killed the mood.
Shego for her part shot a green plasma bolt at the alarm clock. It was designed by Wade, at Kim's request, given Shego and admittedly her own moods to fire plasma at it to shut it up.
Kim responded by groaning as the room shades on the three glass walls retracted, showing the morning dawn slowly creeping up on the city.
"Really wish you didn't have to go to school." Shego pouted, kissing Kim's cheek.
"I only have two classes today." Kim said between kisses.
"But that's 5 hours without you…" Shego said in a saddened tone, making a frowny face that was close to her sad puppy pout face.
Kim's eyes watered as she wrapped her arms and legs around Shego and kissed Shego passionately, who also began kissing Kim passionately.
After a few moments the two women touched their foreheads together and smiled. The two knew they could stay like this forever, only for Jewels to leap onto Shego's back and purred as she looked at Kim over Shego's shoulder, causing Kim to giggle.
"Everything seems keen on killing the mood." Shego said dryly, turning to look at Jewels who meowed and hopped off, did a quick stretch and went outside to go to the bathroom.
Kim giggled and playfully rolled her and Shego over, so she was on top. "True, but life calls." She said, kissing Shego and dashing for the shower before Shego could start anything new.
Shego growled as Kim ran away and threw off the blankets and sheets to chase after Kim, who had started the shower up and all its sprayers on the three walls and the ceiling, only for Shego to push Kim to one of the walls and passionately kiss her, using her body to hold Kim in place while her hands soaped a washcloth up and began washing Kim's body.
Kim moaned at the attention and feeling of someone else cleaning her body, slowly closing her eyes and looking up at the ceiling she bit her lower lip as Shego's hands worked over her curves.
Shego for her part continued to slowly clean Kim's body while also gently teasing her wife by not giving into the temptation of slipping her hands too close to Kim's intimate region. She knew that when Kim got home after school that the temptation would be too much for Kim to handle. Which brought a thought to her mind.
"Say, I don't think I ever showed you my first catsuit." Shego said, gently scratching Kim's head after applying shampoo and then conditioner.
"Wait, you had other catsuit designs?" Kim asked, confused but kept her eyes close to enjoy Shego's attention on her hair.
"Yuuup. After I left Team Go, I wanted to strike out on my own with my own look. But patching up leather was expensive, especially motorcycle leather." Shego said, smirking behind Kim as she rinsed the conditioner out of Kim's hair.
"L… leather catsuit?" Kim asked, moaning softly at the thought of seeing Shego in a leather catsuit, realizing they hadn't explored anything sexual other than simply fingering each other or scissoring each other. And she suspected the kinks were meant to be more fun, though what did she know as she continued her thought as Shego was her first and only partner.
Shego purred. "Yup, all black even with thigh high boots." She whispered, noticing Kim tremer at the thought. She too thought about all the kinks they could try later, now that they had tried 'traditional' sex that two women could do that was more intimate and she wanted to try exploring her Kimmie in a more passionate way.
"Even in love and sex you fight dirty." Kim whimpered, sighing faint puffs of air as she breathed.
"You of all people know I never fight dirty." Shego sensually teased before letting the water rinse off Kim. "We could try seeing what kinks we got." Shego offered, turning off the water so Kim didn't try to kill time by washing Shego's body in response, even if it was only fair and romantic to do the same to Shego as the pale green hued woman did for Kim.
Kim pouted at not getting to clean Shego's body but knew why Shego turned off the water and in an equally affectionate display hugged Shego and flared her full body powers up to flash dry the two of them and moaned softly at Shego's words. "Still no fare." Kim said, nuzzling against Shego.
"Just no whips." Shego sassily said.
"Deal." Kim said, causing the two of them to laugh before Kim got out of the shower, followed by Shego.
The next few moments went by uneventful as Kim dressed in black leggings and a dark hot pink blouse and black flip flops, while Shego remained naked since she wasn't going anywhere.
The two shared a long kiss before Kim began backing up until she reached the elevator, never once turning away from Shego as she pressed the button to start her first day of college for the year.
The two could see that their first time apart from each other would drive them crazy, but ultimately it would make the two just that much more closer.
However, upon the elevator doors closing and Shego's hyper hearing told her that the elevator started to descend, she quickly closed the door and bolted towards the bedroom and then the closet.
Jewels entered the room once more from outside and went to her spot on the foot of the bed and laid down, only to look up and stare at the closet door as the sounds of rufling began to come from the room.
Shortly after, Shego left the closet wearing her own black leggings, but with a neon green stripe down the outer sides, along with a lime green blouse with black edges. To finish her outfit she had a pair of black tennis shoes and was also wearing green socks.
Seeing Jewels on the bed, Shego gently kissed their cat's head who immediately purred before watching one of her owners bolt out of the room in a hurry.
And Shego was in a hurry, she pulled her black and green kimmunicator from her back pocket and saw that Kim took one of the sedans. The two had tracking devices installed in their cars so as to monitor that the other was safe, and so Global Justice would see if they were about and able to go to a situation that required the two super powered women.
In this case though, Shego was being less than forthcoming in her seeing to make sure Kim left the building.
She went to the elevator and put on her shoes before letting out a sigh at not telling Kim something felt off. But, she felt she couldn't tell Kim as she saw that Kim was worried enough about leaving Shego by herself, but Shego couldn't let Kim give up her education just to keep her sanity. Granted, Kim did have several online courses and these were the only classes she had to actually go to, but this particular issue was troubling, all things considered.
As soon as she slid into her Labergani, she went down her Kimmunicator and selected the contact she needed as she slid out of the parking slot and then the garage.
"Are you alone?" She calmly asked.
Unknown location
The man with the thick German accent and handlebar mustache walked up the stairs to see his leader, this time dressed in an all-black suit, admiring what appeared to be pieces of art. Notably these pieces were from the middle east and a few from Europe. None of which seemed familiar to him and looked more modern.
"Art again?" He asked in his native German.
"Indeed." The man in black said. "Notice these and their depiction of lounging?" He asked, to which the German nodded. "Note the people all sipping their tea or coffee, the calm serenity of the environment and this one… the opulence and proud history. All from France." He explained.
"While these…" He started, motioning towards other paintings. "Depicting oppression and the need to resist… all from the middle east. You know what these tell me?"
"No."
"That when pushed, the French will cave after their current standing army falls as they are too used to easy living in piece. Despite the staunch resistance they put up to allow the British at Dunkirk in 1940 to escape. While countries in the middle east will resist any foreign occupiers at all cost." He said. "Note the brush strokes, you can see the calm strokes of France vs the quick strokes for the middle east… That reminds me, how is our new German friend and his plans?"
"Doing well, he's currently studying a cloning machine and copying it for immediate use."
"Interesting, and you of course got the blueprints to this machine so we can create our own correct?"
"Indeed I did." The German replied, holding up a thumb drive.
Kim's Parent's house
Kim's mother, Ann, sat with Shego in her usual outfit and sipping warm coffee while having an equally warm smile at her daughter-in-law, who was eating mayonnaise covered crackers.
"So, what brings you here Shego? Aside from an interesting snack choice." Ann asked.
Shego for her part let out a sigh after finishing another cracker. She was glad they were alone with her brother-in-laws at college and her father-in-law at work.
"It's just… I've had these weird…" She started, looking at the anchovies, also covered in mayonnaise. "Cravings, on top of that I wake up to throw up in the mornings." She added.
Ann went wide eyed and held a hand up to hide a quick smirk. "Anything else out of the ordinary?" She asked.
Shego shrugged, taking a bite of a pickle that had anchovies, and mayonnaise, on it and then washing it down with water.
"Is your period regular?" Ann asked. While she was a neurosurgeon, she was quite familiar with what Shego was saying.
Shego went wide eyed and facepalmed. "Now that you mention it, yes. I'm late! It couldn't have been Kim and my mission when facing Monkey Fist a week ago could it? He did use some tranquilizer on me that was enough to affect me." She thought out loud.
Ann giggled. "No Shego, Wade told me about it and based on its chemical make up it did what it was designed to do which was to knock you out long enough for him to get away. I think it's something else and better." She said.
Shego rolled her eyes and in a scene that seemed like she was talking to Drakken let out a sassy. "And what could it possibly be?" She asked, taking a sip of her glass of water.
"You're pregnant." Ann answered, with a big beaming smile.
"I'M WHAT?!" Shego screamed, spitting out her water to the side.
"You're pregnant!" Ann repeated.
"What?! How?! Kim is the only person I've been with and…" Shego said sputtering as it didn't make sense until she went wide eyed as if realizing what could have happened.
She immediately pulled out her Kimmunicator and had Wade appear. "Wade!" She said, practically yelling.
Wade sat up right. "Shego?!" What's…" He started to say before Shego cut off the confused computer genius.
"This thing has all the sensors in the world in it right?" Shego asked, clearly in a somewhat panicked state.
"Y-yeah, least all of them as of a few months ago." Wade answered.
"I need you to scan me for anything out of the ordinary." She said, the panic in her voice coming through more clearly.
Wade blinked once before starting to type ferociously and Shego's Kimmunicator began to hover. After a few moments it went back to Shego's hands and Wade began looking at his screens.
"Hmm. I'm definitely picking up extra thermal radiation emanating from your abdominal area." Wade started, pausing for Shego to yell 'in English' at him but hearing nothing, due to Shego already knowing what that meant given her higher than usual body temperature growing up. "I'm also detecting increased blood flow in the area as well…" He added, trailing off. "I'll need a blood test to confirm."
With that, a small slot opened and slit out with a small pin sticking out, to which Shego pressed her thumb on it and not reacting to the small prick to her digit as it pierced her skin just enough to examine her blood but not enough to cause her thumb to bleed.
Wade typed more and then read the results. "Based on your blood work and the imaging based on countless millions of other results like this… I can safely say that you're pregnant, though looking at the extra blood work I can also see the 'father' is also a woman. Congratulations! I won't tell Kim seeing as how it seems you're at her parents' house. I guess that trip to DNAmy's office went well." He smiled before the screen went to black.
Shego's eyes looked off in the distance as if trying to look for something. "I'm Pregnant…" She said out loud. "Gah! It must have been when Professor Dementor pushed Kim into me in front of the Baby Beam machine, I couldn't stop scratching my stomach for several hours after that! We didn't plan for this to happen this soon!"
Ann merely hugged Shego tightly. "I'm going to be a grandmother!" She exclaimed "You going to tell her when she gets out of school today right?"
"How can I not?!" Shego cried out. "She's my wife and I'm carrying our kid!" She added before sitting upright and blinking. "I'm pregnant with Kim's child." She smiled, with her eyes starting to water with joy.
Ann for her part smiled and knew it best not to continue, else Shego would peak and then nose dive into depression and then anger as the mood swings became more pronounced as she knew from Kim's description that Shego behaving all lovingly with other people like this wasn't normal.
Author's notes: So I'd guess a few of you guessed where the last chapter was heading, and were correct. Though I doubt you'll expect the next bit... unless you see the chapter title in which case, darn it.
