Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Nine – For the Love of Pizza!
Men's locker room, San Diego Convention Center, 3 hours before Smackdown tapings:
Ric Flair and Batista sat talking about Randy Orton and the Curse of the Firstborn that had taken over his soul. Batista was now convinced Randy didn't mean to RKO The Nature Boy but he wasn't convinced that Hunter shouldn't know about it and he wanted Ric Flair's permission to wise The Game up. Flair was reluctant for The Cerebral Assassin to know.
"What did Shawn say you should do?" Ric asked one of his best friends in the wrestling business and Batista grimaced at the name of the Heartbreak Kid.
"He said I should keep my mouth shut and not only that, he's giving away my title shot at SummerSlam to Edge!" Batista replied and Ric smiled.
"That's the old Showstoppa, he's the sheriff of the WWE now you can't cross him Dave so stay out of it otherwise you're going to be the one who ends up losing their job," Ric warned Batista but that idea made Big Dave even angrier and he punched the locker behind them.
"Hey that's WWE property!" Hunter said coming in with Aurora and LC whom Vickie begged he take away from Shaul whose butt The ARK had been trying to kick for the past hour.
"This locker room belongs to the commissioner of San Diego," Batista replied.
"Oh yeah," Hunter replied, "sorry I was having an HBK moment,"
"How's Rocky's baby girl I haven't heard Melina scream in awhile I assumed everything's alright now," Ric Flair said.
"Yeah my kids bitch-slapped that Cain demon and Simone's playing with Trish and Rocky like nothing ever happened," Hunter said and Ric frowned.
"I suppose you heard about the blood in Falls Lake and on the wall in my house in Charlotte?" Flair asked Hunter who nodded.
"Yeah and once again Randy Orton's involved, what is up with that kid he's always getting caught up in some demonic stuff," Hunter said.
"Its not stuff dad its part of our mission and speaking of missions let me go! I have to make sure Cameron isn't left alone with that Guerrero chick!" LC said wrestling against her father but Triple H held her fast.
"You're not going anywhere lil assassin you're staying right here with Evolution," Hunter said as LC struggled to get free from The Game's mighty grip.
"But Guerreros can't be trusted: they lie, they cheat and they steal and Shaul's gonna steal my man!" LC panicked and Dave and Ric started laughing.
"You're man?" Ric sad going red with laughter.
"Aren't you a little bit too young to have a man darling?" Batista said wiping tears of laughter from his eyes and LC snarled.
"You don't know how hard I've had to fight to get Cameron, from Karate Kamp to Canadians called Carla he's been out of my reach, and now we're not only a couple we're ARK Angels and no lying, cheating, stealing Guerrero is gonna get in the way of our love!" LC declared and Batista and Flair laughed even harder but Triple H didn't think it was so funny.
"I knew you two were a bad idea, it was Cameron's idea for you to die your hair green wasn't it?" Hunter asked his Firstborn.
"He said it would be an homage to DX!" LC argued.
"It would be an even greater homage to DX if you listened to me instead of that stud-in-the-making-son-of-a-showstoppa-named Cameron Cade Michaels," Hunter replied.
"He's not a stud dad, just because he knows what sex is and saw some of that dirty movie ya'll were watching last night doesn't mean he's gonna wanna have sex with me! He's an angelic being for crying out loud, he wouldn't even know where to put it," LC replied.
"PUT WHAT!" Hunter yelled and LC swallowed hard at the anger in her father's voice.
"Put the ring on my finger after proposing to me of course, he'd probably miss and end up putting the ring in my nose," LC asked confused and Hunter calmed down embarrassed while Ric and Dave rolled on the floor in laughter.
"My bad Lisa, I just don't want anything to jeopardize the Helmsley legacy especially one as popular with the ladies as Cameron," Hunter said meeting his daughter on one knee and he kissed her cheek lovingly.
"Tell me about it, so what are we gonna do about Shaul dad? Fighting off Carla is one thing she lives in New York with Charlotte and Dan now, but Shaul's part of the WWE family I can't keep her away from us now that you and Uncle Shawn are co-owners of the WWE," LC said concerned.
"I tell you what Lisa, you let your old man take care of this I've got an idea that can't fail," Hunter said confidently and LC's eyes beamed with curiosity and Aurora sneezed snot on her father's face.
"Bless you Ro-Ro," LC said.
"SUCK IT," Aurora replied.
"That's my girl," Hunter said kissing Ro-Ro's frozen cheek.
"Did she just say what I think she said?" Dave asked incredulous of the infamous 2 words that had just come out of Aurora Rose's mouth.
"Yup, I've been practicing with her in the DX Machine every day my hard work is paying off, she doesn't even say "daddy" anymore," Hunter replied proudly and Batista scratched his head.
"I never got that, the whole SUCK IT, DX has done so many memorable things and those 2 words are what you and Shawn are known for the most, I just don't understand," Batista said as they all started to head outside for something to eat while Amy took the ARK Angels to the San Diego PD to investigate the blood on Simone's red dress.
"And you never will," Flair said while Hunter and his daughters walked up ahead, "Don't spoil what's been over a decade in the making, keep Randy in the holy hands of the ARK Angels and let Shawn and Hunter get on making this the greatest wrestling company in the world."
Batista thought about it and nodded, "Alright, let's hope the little angels can put that devil back where he came from and Randy can finally have a normal, demon-free life," Batista said and Ric smiled and walked with Dave to the parking lot to get something to eat before the Smackdown tapings began.
San Diego PD, 3:30pm:
The ARK Angels walked into the police station with Amy while everybody went to get something to eat at the pizzeria next door.
"Excuse me officer," Amy said to the policeman at the reception desk, "I'd like a test to be carried out on some blood,"
"Forensics are upstairs, take the elevator to the 2nd floor and turn left," the policeman answered.
"Thank you," Amy said, "let's go kids," she said taking the children towards the elevator.
"Wait-a-minute ma'am, do I know you from somewhere?" the police officer asked looking at Amy closely.
"Do you watch wrestling?" Amy asked and the ARK Angels rolled their eyes not wanting to delay getting the result of the blood back.
"No I don't, you look real familiar though. Are you in the army?" he asked.
"No," Amy replied.
"Yes," Cameron said, "she's in God's Army, a soldier of Christ,"
"And she's our mom too!" Cheyenne added and Amy smiled proudly getting teary eyed at how close Shawn's children had gotten to her recently.
"Yes that's it, you were in the US Army, you found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!" the police officer cried ecstatically getting everyone's attention in the precinct.
"Sir I think you've made a mistake – oh wait," Amy said having a flashback to South Baghdad, "I did find the Weapons of Mass Destruction,"
"I knew I recognized you – hey everybody look its Amelie Dumont the American soldiers that ended the war against terror!"
All the police department turned and gawked at Amy who was going redder than her hair and the officers approached her showering her with praise.
"You're a hero Amelie!" one officer said to her shaking her hand violently.
"Its Amy," Amy corrected her amazed by the admiration all the years as a main event WWE Superstar couldn't even rival.
"What are you doing now, working for the government?" another officer asked her his eyes beaming with adulation.
"Actually no I'm living at home with my children," Amy replied gesturing to Cameron and Cheyenne and the police officer knelt down in front of them.
"Your mother's a hero kids you should be proud of her," he said and Cheyenne smiled back hugging Amy's leg.
"I am proud of her," Cheyenne said and Amy picked her up and kissed her on the cheek.
"But she's not our real mom," Cameron added, "our real mom committed suicide,"
The police officer's face soured and he looked at the Cameron with pitying eyes, "I'm so sorry to hear that son,"
"I'm not sorry, she's better off dead," Cameron added, "if she was alive my dad would have cheated on her, at least she died before he could break her heart,"
"Cameron!" Amy cried out in shock.
"What you know it's true, my dad feel in love with you while he was married to my mom she never stood a chance against his selfishness," Cameron said.
"Cam are you alright?" LC asked concerned never hearing Cameron talk about his father like this before.
"We better leave you guys alone, God bless you soldiers of Christ," the police officer said and he looked down at Cameron and put a hand on his shoulder, "may your mother rest in peace,"
The police officers walked away and Amy knelt down in front of Cameron lifting his head up to her eyes, "You don't think your father is responsible for Rebecca's death do you sweetheart?" she asked him concerned and Cameron responded in a barely audible whisper.
"I don't know if I can do this anymore," Cameron said and ran off out of the police station.
"Cameron!" Amy cried running after him but she couldn't reach him and he jumped into the DX Machine and told the driver to move.
"Where's your family?" the driver asked puzzled.
"I have no family," Cameron replied, "take me back to the convention center,"
"Does your father know you're going back without him?" the driver asked.
"What he doesn't know won't kill him, now go!" Cameron said and the driver pulled out towards the San Diego convention center before Amy and the other ARK Angels could stop him.
"What's going on mommy?" Cheyenne asked and Amy drew her hair out of her face and thought about what to do.
"Are you okay solider Amy?" the police officer said coming out after seeing what was going on.
"Officer please take these 3 children to the forensics lab and run a test on this blood," Amy said and she kissed Cheyenne, LC and Aurora Rose on the cheek and prayed over them, "I pray the Lord Jesus Christ will protect you with His Blood, in the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit I pray, Amen,"
"Mommy stay please!" Cheyenne pleaded not letting go of Amy.
"Listen to me guys you're children of Christ now and Joshua 1:9 says "Be strong and of good courage; do not be afraid, nor dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go," You don't need me to look after you all the time because God has His Eye on you. Get the results of the blood test so we can figure out what's going on with Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn that has taken over Cameron," Amy said and LC and Cheyenne nodded while Ro-Ro clapped her hands together excitedly, "that's my girls," she said proudly and looked up to the officer, "please bring them back to the San Diego convention center when the test has been done," she asked him and the officer nodded, "thank you sir,"
"It would be my honor soldier," the officer replied and after giving the ARK Angels one more smile of encouragement Amy ran into the pizzeria with the force of a hurricane to find her husband and let him know that the Curse of the Firstborn hadn't stopped at Rocky's baby girl.
Back at the San Diego Convention Center, 4pm:
Cameron entered the arena which was no longer filled with his friends and family but was completely empty, just the way he wanted it. He climbed to the top of the rafters and looked at the ring below, Jeff Hardy was one of his favorite WWE Superstars what better way to get back at his father than by doing what the WWE insisted children not do and try to copy a dangerous wrestling move, like a Swanton Bomb. Cameron looked up at the sky with tears coming down his face.
"Now we'll be together mom," he said and kissed the silver cross around his neck his father had given to him after he married Amy. Once his lips touched the sterling silver metal it started to glow, he leapt off the rafter and fell through the air towards the ring like Jeff Hardy himself only he wasn't Jeff Hardy, Cameron wasn't a trained professional he was a 9 year-old doing a move he had no business doing and was about to fall to his untimely death when he stopped just before hitting the ring.
"Cameron what has gotten into you!" said a very familiar voice one that Cameron recognized immediately.
"Mom?" he said but he couldn't see anything he could feel something holding him in the air.
"Yes boy now why are you trying to kill yourself?" Rebecca's spirit asked.
"Because I wanted to be with you," Cameron said crying.
"Son I'm always with you, why do you think I gave Shawn and Amy the cross around your neck? Its how I knew to intercede on your behalf," Rebecca said and Cameron clutched the cross which was glowing on his chest as Rebecca lowered him to the ring.
"I tried to kill myself," he realized holding his head overwhelmed by the whole experience.
"How did it happen?" Rebecca asked him.
"First I got depressed out of nowhere, something about dad being responsible for your death," Cameron remembered.
"That' a lie the devil lied to you Cameron!" Rebecca said and Cameron gasped realizing what had happened.
"I believed the devil, oh no!" he cried, "I'm supposed to be wise and I couldn't tell the difference between a lie from the devil and the Truth from Heaven!"
"You know why that is don't you?" Rebecca said her spirit lighting up the whole arena.
"Yes it's because of the Curse of the Firstborn, it even affects Christians!" Cameron realized.
"That's right, being the son of a Christian doesn't protect you from temptation, you're no different from Simone, Shaul or Dominic," Rebecca added, "except for one little thing,"
"What's that mom?" Cameron said looking up into the air feeling his mother's spirit all around.
"You are The Amazing Cameron, Firstborn son of St. Michaels and stepson of Anointed Amy, you're destined to break this Curse of the Firstborn and send the Spirit of Cain back to Hell where the blood of Abel cries out for revenge. I'd die before I see you fail son, you along with my beautiful baby girl, your beautiful girlfriend and the weather girl Aurora Rose will fulfill your Divine purpose here on Earth because I am watching over you in Heaven and cheering you on!"
Cameron jumped for joy, "Thanks mom I love you so much!" he cried out.
"I love you more than words can say, now watch out for your father he's gonna burst through here in about 3 seconds!" Rebecca said.
"Don't worry mom, I can handle my old man," Cameron said and just as Rebecca's spirit ascended into the Heavenlies his father burst into the arena his hair wild and his face wan with sweat.
"Cameron Cade Michaels you scared me boy, Amy said you got into the DX Machine by yourself and came here alone?!" Shawn cried out marching down to the ring and collecting his son bringing him back to the exit where a concerned Hunter and Amy were waiting.
"I had some business to take care of and I didn't want to bother you," Cameron explained and he noticed the pizza on his father's chin, "who am I to get between a man and his pizza?" he said wiping the tomato sauce from his father's face.
"Not funny Cameron look how much trouble Simone's caused for Rocky and Dany by running off and doing her own thing," Shawn replied sternly but Cameron smiled back confidently.
"But unlike Simone I'm working with God not against him," Cameron added but Shawn was still concerned not to mention hungry.
"I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to you, I know you blame me for your mother's death but I swear to God Cameron if I could have saved Rebecca's life I would have," Shawn said honestly and Cameron hushed him by putting his small hand over his father's big mouth.
"I don't blame you for mom's death dad and I never will," he said and Shawn smiled relieved along with Amy and Hunter, "plus moms not dead she's very much alive," Cameron continued clutching the cross around his neck and looking up into the rafters.
"Okay now that we've Cameron there's a big pizza with all our names on it," Hunter said and Cameron shook his head.
"I gotta go back to the police station the other ARK Angels are waiting for me," he said.
"No they're eating pizza with Ric Flair and Batista as you will be too, you can get the results of the blood on Simone's red dress afterwards," Shawn said and just before Cameron could protest he heard his mother's voice: do what your father says Cameron she said and Cameron held his tongue.
"Now that you mention dad I am kind of hungry," he said and they all left to finish what was left of the pizza before the ARK Angels finished up some unfinished business and DX put on their first house show as co-owners of the WWE.
