So...I decided to just skip to the bus ride to Regionals.

But Klaine is official, and the Warblers know, but New Directions don't. Yet. Just clearing that up.

Yeah, the "facepalm!" was inspired by Erin-Lilly-Potter (Thank you, Miss Devine) as she took great delight in "facepalming" me and all of my other friends (Check me making myself sound popular) today.

There's a song or two in this, and be warned, one is very long. INSANELY long. But awesome.

The first song is dedicated to the other person on this account, also called Rachael, but known on here as Luna. This is our song. x ily x

I'm sorry there's two songs in it, but I think the Warblers would sing a lot on a bus ride. Especially a long bus ride. I wrote the second song for fun, so if it's no good, that's why. It's my first song, and Luna helped me with it. :D So thanks to her. x


Disclaimer: I don't own Glee but I own the lyrics to the second song. But not the tune. The tune is Firework, by Rachel Berry.

Sorry, Katy Perry...


We were all on the bus to Regionals, and all silent. I was at the window seat with Kurt next to me. I was holding his hand across the seat, and I squeezed it reassuringly. He looked at me and smiled before turning his attention to the movie that was on. I didn't know what it was, I couldn't see it or hear it, but I was more interested in the beautiful scenery we were passing. That sounds kinda geeky, but I like it outside. It's mostly peaceful. I was just looking when someone slapped me right in the face. Right in the face. "Ow!", I yelled, rubbing my now sore nose, confused. Kurt was still turned away, so who the hell had hit me! There was raucous laughter from behind me.

"FACEPALM!", screamed Jeff. I gathered he had been the one who had hit me.

"Fine, Jeff. If that's the way you want it, I'll just sing Starkid songs at the top of my voice."

"NO!", groaned Jeff. He might've seen Starship and liked it, but for some reason he didn't like AVPM and AVPS. Strange child. I grinned evilly.

"Oh , remember, I have a History paper due Monday."

"Why are you telling me?"

"Oh, you don't remember? Well, you have to do my homework and Kurt's homework for the next week, remember? Climbing competition? God, you're lucky I haven't had anything before this." I leaned in to Kurt.

"Goin' Back To Hogwarts on three. Okay? One, two three, go!", I whispered. Then, I started to sing, and so did Kurt.

"Underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel the glares

of my cousin, my Uncle and my Aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar

to know they'll never, ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on,

Privet Drive. Can't take all of these Muggles, but despite all of my struggles,

I'm still alive!

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, man,

It's September and I'm skipping this town,

hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now.

I gotta get back to Hogwarts! I gotta get back to school.

I gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to Witches and Wizards and magical beasts,

to Goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

It's all that I love and it's all that I need, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back!

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry.

Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky.

No way this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand,

defeat the Dark arts, yeah bring it on!

And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cause together we're totally awesome!

Yeah, 'cause together we're totally awesome!

It's been so long, but we're going back, don't go for work,

don't go there for class. As long as we're together, gonna kick some ass,

and it's gonna be totally awesome!

This year we'll take everybody by storm,

stay up all night,

sneak out of our dorm.

But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class, if we want to pass our O..

I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart,

check out my grades, they're As for a start!

What I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah that's totally awesome!

This year I plan to study a lot.

That would be cool if you were actually hot!

Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

And that's cool, and it's totally awesome!

Yeah, it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

We're sick of summer and this waiting around,

it's like we're sitting in the lost and found,

don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see how,

We gotta get back to Hogwarts!

We gotta get back to school!

We gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everything is magic-cool!

Back to Witches and Wizards and magical beasts, to Goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

It's all that I love and it's all that I need, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think we're going back!

Cho Chang,

Domo arigato,

Cho Chang,

Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang,

Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang!

Oh Cho Chang!

I am so in love with Cho Chang!

From Bangkok to Ding Dang,

I sing my love aloud, for Cho Chang!

This year you bet, gonna get out of here,

the reign of Malfoy is drawing near!

I'll have the greatest Wizard career,

and it's gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world for the dawn of the day, where everyone will do,

WHATEVER I SAY! And that Potter won't be in my way, and then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Yeah, you'll be the one who is totally awesome!

Who know's how fast, this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the Butterbeer flow!

Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!

Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!

We're back to learn everything that we can,

it's great to come back to where we began,

and here we are! And alakazam, here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know,

the summer's over and we're itchin' to go!

I think we're ready for, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

all of you to Hogwarts!

I welcome all of you to school!

Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts! Welcome hotties, nerds and tools!

Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, I'd like to go over just a couple of rules!

My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am the headmaster at Hogwarts.

You can all call me...Dumbledore. Or you can call me Albus, If you want a detention.

Nah, I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus!

Back to Witches and Wizards and magical beasts, to Goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts,

It's all that I love and it's all that I need, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends!

To Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Slytherins!

Back to the place where our story begins, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

I'm sorry, what's it's name!

Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

I couldn't hear you, kids!

Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

MAN I'M GLAD I'M BACK!"

We took deep breaths as we finished, and started laughing. Only Jeff didn't look amused, everyone else looked pretty happy.

"What was that! It was AWESOME, but the lyrics are so random!", Wes shouted.

"I have another random song! Kurt and I wrote it this week! It's about-", I began, but was cut off.

"HARRY POTTER!", everyone chorused.

"How did you know?", I asked, confused.

"Because, Blaine, that's the thing you talk about the most. Besides Kurt, of course," Thad teased.

I knew I was blushing. I looked at Kurt. He was blushing too.

"Blaine?", said Nick, quietly, he had been really quiet for a while now, and no-one knew why, "Can we hear your song? The one you and Kurt wrote?"

"Um...okay. It's about Order of the Pheonix...is it okay if we sing it, Kurt?"

"No, go ahead. I'll back you up."

I fished a sheet of paper out my pocket, unfolded it and started to sing the words that were written there.

"Do you ever feel, like you are possessed?

By Lord Voldemort, like he's controlling you?

Do you ever feel, feel so out of place,

'cause everyone at school, thinks you're a nutcase?

Do you ever feel, that Umbridge is mean?

'Cause she gave you lines and kicked you off the Quidditch team?

Do you know that there's,

still a chance for you,

'cause we're rebelling soon.

We just gotta unite, and fight,

with all our might, do it tonight,

yeah, the D.A is tight!

'Cause Umbridge is a bad woman,

and the I.S are her little fans,

we're gonna show her and Fudge, Fudge, Fudge,

and we hope they bear a grudge-udge-udge!

'Cause Umbridge is a bad woman,

and the I.S are her little fans,

we're gonna show her and Fudge, Fudge, Fudge,

and we hope they bear a grudge-udge-udge!

You don't have to feel, like a waste of space,

with defensive spells, you are an ace,

but if you only knew, what the future holds,

that evil guy is back, you'd better be bold!

Give us a reason why, that black door is closed!

Why can't you open the one that leads you to the prophecy?

Like a lightning bolt, your scar will glow, and we will know

That it's time to unite, and fight, with all our might,

do it tonight, yeah the D.A is tight!

'Cause Voldemort's an evil man,

he loves making evil plans!

We're gonna make him say, no, no, no

'cause we're gonna blow him UP, UP, UP!

'Cause Voldemort's an evil man,

he loves making evil plans!

We're gonna make him say, no, no, no

'Cause we're gonna blow him UP, UP, UP!

Boom, boom, boom

We shine brighter than the moon, moon, moon

we're gonna curse that great buffoon-foon-foon,

and we're gonna do it soon, soon, soon!

'Cause Umbridge is a bad woman,

and the I.S are her little fans,

we're gonna show her and Fudge, Fudge, Fudge,

and we hope they bear a grudge-udge-udge!

'Cause Voldemort's an evil man,

he loves making evil plans!

We're gonna make him say, no, no, no

'cause we're gonna blow him UP, UP, UP!

Boom, boom, boom

We shine brighter than the moon, moon, moon

Boom, boom, boom

We shine brighter than the moon, moon, moon"

We finished. Everyone smiled.

"I know some of it didn't rhyme, but that doesn't matter, does it?", I asked.

"No, I liked it, I thought it was funny, I can imagine Katy Perry singing that," David said, grinning.

"Guys?," shouted the teacher in charge, "We're here. This is it. Do us proud."


Meh, not sure about that chapter.

PLEASE don't trash the song! I'm thirteen...and it was a good attempt seeing as I can't write songs. It wasn't supposed to rhyme, it was supposed to be funny. :D

I.S stands for Inquisitorial Squad, in case you didn't know. (Muggle...)

If you liked it, awesome! Please review, I want at least five please.

Next chapter will be Regionals. I could've just skipped this and went on to Regionals but this was fun to write. So yeah.

Thanks for reading, please review! Let me know about the song. :L

GOODBYE! :D

~Rachael. x