Author's Comments: I forgot to update! D: I was buzy playing COD: Black Ops, Happy Tree Friends: False Alarm and Halo xDDD I was celebrating March Break .u. Ok, enjoy this story! BTW, when a word is underlined, Katherine is singing that part. When a word is italicized, Jackie is singing that part. I'm telling you guys that because… well you'll find out later. Oh and, I never really said I hated the ZaDr I inputted xD
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING HERE EITHER THAN JACKIE! I WROTE THIS STORY
The stage lights turn on and Jackie is thrown on stage. "NO I NEED TO WORK ON THAT!" Jackie yells. Hostgirl then screams from backstage. "WE NEED TO DO THE SHOW! YOU CAN WORK ON…" Hostgirl then looks at the folder before screaming again. "..WHATEVER THIS IS!" Hostgirl then walks on stage, wearing weird looking gloves. "HEY, that's MY inventi-" Jackie then realizes those are the strength gloves she made when she was 5. "…Nevermind" Jackie and Hostgirl then face the audience,
"Hello people! To start of the show, we'll read the questions as always!" Hostgirl then grabs the questions. "We're also introducing 2 NEW contestants in this chapter!" Jackie announces. 2 girls (1 irken and one with red angel wings) then walk on stage. One was smiling, while the other looks like she is bored. "Welcome Heaven Hel and Onyx!" Hostgirl and Jackie yell at the same time. "Hiya, guys!" Heaven yells, running to her seat. "Hiya!..I guess…?" Onyx says walking casually to her seat. "Let's call everyone down shall we?" Jackie says. Hostgirl then yells something we couldn't really understand…
Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, and G.I.R are the only ones who come on stage. "Where's everyone else?" Hostgirl asks. "ZIM did something to them…" Dib says glaring at Zim. Gaz sits in her chair while G.I.R makes Dib and Zim kiss. "G.I.R!" Zim and Dib then chase G.I.R around the stage (A/N: I wanted Dib and Zim to chase G.I.R, and I couldn't think of anything else xDDD) "YAY WE'RE PLAYING TAG!" G.I.R screams. "I think G.I.R still has the ZaDr in his brain…" Jackie says, watching Dib and Zim throw nearby objects at G.I.R. "I'll handle this…" Jackie then walks backstage.
"ZIM! DIB! G.I.R! SIT DOWN OR I'LL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU TWO!" Jackie yells at them. "Hey Heaven, I bet you $8.00 that Zim and Dib are going to end up being beaten up" Gaz says to Heaven. "Sure!" Heaven says with a grin and confident voice. Dib runs back on stage while Zim and G.I.R come flying on stage, almost crushing Dib.
"Pay up Gazaline!" Heaven taunts while sticking her tounge out. Gaz grumbles and gives Heaven $8.00. "Anyway…let's get to the questions…" Hostgirl says, feeling awkward. "First question from.. anon..? To Zim - Why do you constently save the earth from destruction when your "mission" is to destroy it and take over?" Jackie says.
"I my job to the tallest is not to SAVE the earth! Do you filthy hyoo-mans know that ZIM'S job as the best invader-" Zim jumps and stand on his chair doing his victory pose "is to INVADE this filthy PLANET! Not save it! You hyoo-mans sure are STOOPID!" Zim yells before laughing. He stops laughing after realizing the angry glares he's receiving from Jackie (mostly her), Dib, Hostgirl, and Gaz.
"GET HIM!" Jackie yells. Jackie, Dib , Hostgirl, and Gaz then chase Zim around the stage and backstage. G.I.R, Onyx, Tak, and Heaven then get a 'conviently-placed' popcorn bucket and start eating some. "Soooo….. How much trouble does Zim cause?" Onyx asks Tak. " He's caused…." Tak then thinks for a moment. "…over 5000 problems…" Tak the see's Zim being crushed with a chair.
"AHHHHH! NOT MY SQUIDILY SPOOCH!" Zim yells. Everyone chasing Zim then come back on stage, then sit in their original spots. "That was actually pretty fun" Jackie says, smiling evily. Zim then walks back on stage with a twisted antennae, ripped shirt, a tennis racket around his neck and a black eye. "You will PAY hyoo-mans…" Zim growls before sitting down. "Next question same person to Dib - Were you possibly geneticly altered in some horrific way that it caused you to go crazy and obsessive and the side effect was that your head would become the size of two watermelons genetically mutated together?" Hostgirl says.
"…What?" Dib says confused. Zim then laughs (and has somehow been magically healed) before saying. "Stupid bigheaded child!" Zim yells. Jackie sighs, clenching her fists before slapping Zim across the face.
"HEY!" Zim yells back. Katherine then jumps on stage, with wrecked clothing and scars on her face. "I HATE YOU ZIM!" she yells. Zim smirks while Katherine sits down. "Next question same person…. - How come you haven't snapped and killed Dib yet? Not saying you should, just thought you would have by now." Hostgirl says.
"I've HAD before…. It just happen so that he survived…." Gaz then growls, before focusing on her game. "Gaz is kinda creepy…." Katherine whispers to Heaven. "Why are you telling me this?" She responds.
"Next question to Dib from Invader Zis and Hostgirl - Dib, do u like adventure? *Puts Finn costume on him* Oh yeah and u have 2 wear that 4 the rest of the show!" Jackie then giggles. "What? This costume is stupid…" Dib then tries removing the costume. "I… can't…reach…it!" Dib says, annoyed.
"Maybe its becase your TOO fat?" Zim teases. Dib groans before giving up. "Next question same person! - Jackie & Kathrine sing a duet of any song and u get Girl Scout cookies" Hostgirl then stares at Jackie before smirking. Jackie groans before dragging Katherine from her seat. "Yay! They're gunna sing a song!" G.I.R yells.
"I wanna choose! How about…. Raise your Glass by P!nk?" Katherine says. "What kind of name is… Pink?" Zim asks. "Shut up Zim…" Jackie says. "I'm just doing this for the cookies" Katherine says.
"Let's just start already, ok?" Jackie says annoyed. Katherine then begins:
Right right, turn off the lights,
We're gonna lose our minds tonight,
What's the deal, yo?
I love when it's all too much,
5am turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?
Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Slam slam, oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand,
Wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)
Can't stop, coming in hot,
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now
Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
So if you're too school for cool,
And you're treated like a fool,
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always,
Party on our own
(so raise your) So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,(for me)
Just come on and come on and raise your glass(for me)
Katherine then skips and grabs the Girl scout Cookies. Jackie grabs them too, but is looking more annoyed then before she was about to start singing. "Next question from same person to… Hostgirl" Jackie then smirks evily before continuing to read. "Hostgirl, start tap dancing and don't stop till the show is over!" Jackie then gives Hostgirl tap dancing shoes. Hostgirl then puts them on before starting to tap dance.
"YAY! We gunna dance!" G.I.R then dances with Hostgirl . " Next question to Zim - Zim, go kick Dib in the NUTS!" Hostgirl says. She then accidentally kicks G.I.R while tapdancing. "WEEE!" G.I.R yells.
"This is REVENGE Dib-smelly" Zim says evily , before kicking Dib in his p$#Y^. "OW!" Dib then falls on the floor, crying in pain.
"That was enjoyable…" Jackie smirks. "I missed a question Jackie." Hostgirl then hands them to Jackie. "Ok, from anon to Zim - You are not allowed to talk for the rest of the show, instead, the only way to talk is to write on a piece of paper to Dib what you want to say and get him to say it. And he can alter what you want to say." Jackie then waits to see Dib's reaction. "Hehehehe…." Dib laughs evily.
Zim gets a note and writes something on it. Dib grabs the note and reads it. "Zim says ' DIB! You are sooooo brilliant and smart" Dib says. "Dib totally altered the letter." Heaven says. Zim the growls slighltly.
"Last question from CandycanesandChristmas to Jackie - Jackie tie up Tak." Hostgirl then see's Jackie leaving a closet. "I got a head start" Jackie grins evilly. "Well, after commercial break we'll start with the dares and challenges!" Jackie says, seeing Zim trying to strangle Dib. She widens a eye before deciding to ignore them.
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The stage with the same, old, (crazy) contestants were in a room on stage. "This is how the challenge works. You have to watch a FULL episode of Dora the explorer." Hostgirl then faces the audience. "We've putted every single contestant in separate rooms inside the room and they're all watching a different episode of Dora the Explorer. There are TV's, as you can see, on the top of the stage so you can see what's going on in each room " Hostgirl explains. "YAY! I'm on TV on TV!" Heaven yells. Jackie then runs out from a control room. "And the more we hate them, the worst the episode is!" Jackie says, smiling.
"Exactly! Now let's start the episodes, shall we?" Hostgirl says. Jackie runs back to a control room and starts each episode. A scream from Zim could be heard as he rushed outside and back on stage. "EARTH…HYOO-MAN..SO…ANNOYNING!" Zim yells. On each monitor, Dib was seen twitching, G.I.R is enjoying the show, Heaven is bored, Gaz is buzy playing her gameslave and Tak is angry at Dora.
"Where are the mountains?" The Dora from Tak's TV asks the viewer. "You IDIOT right behind you!" Tak yells at Dora. "Where?" Dora says again. Tak groans, pulling on her antennaes, she destroys the TV before leaving the room. "That earth child needs to be in skool" Tak growls.
Halfway through the episode, Heaven and G.I.R are the only ones still watching the episode. "YAY! A blue cow!" G.I.R shouts on his monitor. "God damnit, SHUT UP YOU STUPID…" Heaven kicks the TV before leaving her room.
After the episode, G.I.R was the only one still watching it. "I'm gonna watch et agein" G.I.R yells. "We're going to keep G.I.R there" Jackie says. "Well, this is the end of the episode. Review or something!" Hostgirl says. The stage lights then turn off, followed by every contestant BUT G.I.R leave the stage. "Atleast I can finally-" Jackie then see's Hostgirl handing her a mop.
"…I hate you" Jackie says, growling, realizing she has to clean the stage. Hostgirl laughs evily before leaving the stage.
Author's Comments: I spent 2 hours writing this xD And yet this is kinda short. Oh well. 31 reviews so far! 19 more reviews until 40 reviews! Review please! I fix mixtakes later :P
