More than I bargained for chapter 9

It's been a few hours sense pinky broke the news to jack, and all pinky's been doing was talking about the baby(s). Not that jack minded but jeez she went on and on. "Hey I got to go, ok pinky" then all of a sudden she started crying "But ur already ssooo far away!" Jack turned around "What?!" Vapes walked in and said, "This is why I left all of them!" Jack turned around "this is going to be a long ride, wasn't it?"

A few hours later vapes got jack out of the house they walked over to a bar "um vapes I can't drink" vape had a smirk and said, "you don't have to." *Jack looks to the right* "is that a drunk Monty?! Burny's gonna beat your ass!" Vapes replied with "don't worry he'll fall asleep and say the hangover was a fever." Jack realized how f*cked up his brother truly is, and sat at a table with him. "So what do you do here?" Jack asked with a confused/scared look on his face. "Drink till you tink" jack tilted his head "tink?" "It's like shop til you drop but with alcohol" jack rested his paws on the table "well I'd like water," vapes said, "can I get some 'water' for lightweight" a few minutes later the waiter came back with the "water". Jack took a sip it tasted good, not like water little different couldn't really tell what it was. But definitely not water. He began to feel dizzy and light headed "what is dis?" Vapes smirked and said "vodka." Jack slowly loss balance and passes out

*jack wakes up* "where am I?" He turns around to see Darkrai, he has a shocked expression "Jake I understand your girlfriend is pregnant with yours, is this correct?" Jack looked at him and replied with "1. It's jack, 2. Yes and 3. II met a legendary Pokémon!" Darkrai didn't care how he felt Darkrai just wanted Jack to have second thoughts about fathering the child(ren) "You know jack think about your live here, being a father figure is more then being there and having a job. So your dreams can't come true." Jack looked at him confused and remembered what he was talking about his "dreams" he wanted to become a fighter for the poke tournament, specifically the speeders, instead of surrounding around up a specific type, round, or Pokémon the speedsters surrounded around speed. He was perfect for it he was fast, there were no electric types on the team. It was his dream to be part of the gen 5 crew (they make a new gen crew when the crew before is too old) "however I can make this possible" *snaps* "sign this and the baby will be a miscarriage, or don't and your dreams will never come true" Jack looked at the paper and held it in his paws. Then he put his mouth on it and rip it to 2, 4,8 pieces and kept repeating it till it was no more. "That's what I think of your "deal" jerk!" Darkrai knew he wasn't gonna convince him, so he snapped him back to reality then Jirachi and comes behind Darkrai and asks "did he except it?" "No"

*jack wakes up home on the couch* "dude you're such a lightweight" Jack looks at vapes pissed "you know I have numbers of Jenny, Makala, and Christal. How bout we give em a ring and ask about your children" jack stayed wit face "jerk" *Jack sticks his equivalent of a middle finger* *then burny runs in* "cmon Jack your baby(s) is about to be born!"

Jack turns around and stands up "WHAT?!" Jack runs in a hurry to the nearest hospital with his siblings behind him "so where's pinky?" Burny out of breath says "in there" *points to room 89 then runs in* "I'm here!" The doctor in a hurry says "hey daddy can you grab your wife hand" Jack does so "and by the way, we're not married" doctor looks at him "oh sorry I just I assumed my bad" pinky screams "Get that Thing OUT!" Pinky breathing like a dog but 30x faster "this is the last time I seduce my friend on Sunday!" Jacks paw getting recked like a noob in cod, "And the last time you invite "friends" over." It was so painful but Jack's paws started to burn "okay now push slowly but hard as you can" slowly but surely the egg came out pinky now slowly breathing and relax so we went to sleep "that went "smoothly" "only one egg, young dad but it should hatch in about a few hours." Jack looked at him relieved and his paw recovering from the immense crushing it just endured.

"Wow, I'm about to be a dad. You know vapes should see his children you think? oh your still asleep." *crack* "oh?" *crack* "It's hatching!" It slowly cracks open as jacks eyes begin to light up. After it breaks out it lies with its eyes closed a Beautiful Eevee boy. Jack picks up his son and holds him in his arms. "Um, hey I'm dad. What's your name?" The Eevee opened its eyes and looked into jacks, and then jack went crazy. He knew this thing for a like 2 minutes and he is crazy about him. Then the little rascal grabbed jacks snout *chuckles* "Hey! That's mine!" He said in a playful manner "you little punk" he said again in a playful manner "I think we're gonna be good friends, you and I." He said in a British accent. Pinky wakes up feeling so relieved "oh, I see you are now acquaintances." She said sarcastically

*Jack walks in* "Mighty what are you doing, your supposed to be writing" I look at him and point to screen *Jack looks at screen* "your doing rp instead of writing?" I nodded yes and replied with "it wants my soul" jack being disturbed slowly walks out "fuck this shit I'm out."