Characters: Natasha, Steve, Tony, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Daily Bugle asswipe
Warnings: I don't think there are any, just a lot of Tony being an ass and the others being various shades of annoyed, also, not very shippy
When: after Thor 2, but no spoilers
For: nobody
AntiHero = Natasha
UKnowMeTS = Tony
CapnIceCube = Steve
PurpleArrow = Clint
DrHulk = Bruce
GodOfThunder = Thor
AntiHero Apparently, CapnIceCube sleeps in boxers, not briefs!
UKnowMeTS AntiHero how u know that? Stalking again?
AntiHero UKnowMeTS #I'mASpy
CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS AntiHero is all knowing don't try to fight it
PurpleArrow CapnIceCube where tf r my fletchings
CapnIceCube PurpleArrow I saw UKnowMeTS with them
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow he's lying! I don't have your fletching I don't want it either
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow and fuck you Cap
CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'd rather not
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube *shot thru the heart by ur mean words*
PurpleArrow oh boo hoo UKnowMeTS sorry to say ur bf hates u
PurpleArrow now where the fuck are my fletchings
AntiHero UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow this is what I have to live with #children
DrHulk AntiHero me too #GetMeOuttaHere
UKnowMeTS AntiHero marry fuck kill, me, Steve, Fury
Antihero UKnowMeTS marry Fury, fuck Steve, kill you
UKnowMeTS AntiHero y not marry Steve, fuck me and kill Fury?
AntiHero UKnowMeTS bc Steve's got stamina, Fury'd never be there anyway and ur annoying
AntiHero UKnowMeTS it only makes sense that I kill u
UKnowMeTS AntiHero "it only makes sense" wtf
UKnowMeTS AntiHero also how u know Steves got stamina
AntiHero UKnowMeTS not telling
UKnowMeTS AntiHero who's the child now
AntiHero UKnowMeTS looks like it's still you #WhatATragedy
DrHulk PurpleArrow and GodOfThunder duke it out here
GodOfThunder DrHulk PurpleArrow is a worthy adversary indeed
CapnIceCube DrHulk GodOfThunder PurpleArrow can't wait to get home and "duke it out" again
PurpleArrow CapnIceCube dude at least u get to go on missions I'm so jelly
CapnIceCube PurpleArrow I don't want to know what that means
DailyBugle AntiHero do the #Avengers ever share beds in a platonic way?
AntiHero DailyBugle that is a majorly loaded question.
AntiHero DailyBugle if I say yes, we're gay, if I say no, I'm "in denial"
AntiHero DailyBugle but yes and it's awesome
AntiHero DailyBugle GodOfThunder is a A+ cuddler
DailyBugle the #Avengers admit to being gay over twitter! See it here!
DrHulk CapnIceCube watches Arrow and cries over #Olicity
CapnIceCube DrHulk Tony I swear if you hacked into Bruce's account again...
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube Im offended u think id do that
CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'm surprised you think I dont expect it of you
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube is a dick
CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS is second in line to herding a hoard of rabid animals
CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'm thinking about vacation... Have fun with keeping the rest of us in line! :*
UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube ur not allowed to know what :* means who told u
PurpleArrow UKnowMeTS :*
DrHulk UKnowMeTS :*
AntiHero UKnowMeTS :*
UKnowMeTS the avengers r no longer a thing and i have 5 ppl to evict today
