Characters: Natasha, Steve, Tony, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Daily Bugle asswipe

Warnings: I don't think there are any, just a lot of Tony being an ass and the others being various shades of annoyed, also, not very shippy

When: after Thor 2, but no spoilers

For: nobody


AntiHero = Natasha

UKnowMeTS = Tony

CapnIceCube = Steve

PurpleArrow = Clint

DrHulk = Bruce

GodOfThunder = Thor


AntiHero Apparently, CapnIceCube sleeps in boxers, not briefs!

UKnowMeTS AntiHero how u know that? Stalking again?

AntiHero UKnowMeTS #I'mASpy

CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS AntiHero is all knowing don't try to fight it


PurpleArrow CapnIceCube where tf r my fletchings

CapnIceCube PurpleArrow I saw UKnowMeTS with them

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow he's lying! I don't have your fletching I don't want it either

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow and fuck you Cap

CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'd rather not

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube *shot thru the heart by ur mean words*

PurpleArrow oh boo hoo UKnowMeTS sorry to say ur bf hates u

PurpleArrow now where the fuck are my fletchings

AntiHero UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube PurpleArrow this is what I have to live with #children

DrHulk AntiHero me too #GetMeOuttaHere


UKnowMeTS AntiHero marry fuck kill, me, Steve, Fury

Antihero UKnowMeTS marry Fury, fuck Steve, kill you

UKnowMeTS AntiHero y not marry Steve, fuck me and kill Fury?

AntiHero UKnowMeTS bc Steve's got stamina, Fury'd never be there anyway and ur annoying

AntiHero UKnowMeTS it only makes sense that I kill u

UKnowMeTS AntiHero "it only makes sense" wtf

UKnowMeTS AntiHero also how u know Steves got stamina

AntiHero UKnowMeTS not telling

UKnowMeTS AntiHero who's the child now

AntiHero UKnowMeTS looks like it's still you #WhatATragedy


DrHulk PurpleArrow and GodOfThunder duke it out here

GodOfThunder DrHulk PurpleArrow is a worthy adversary indeed

CapnIceCube DrHulk GodOfThunder PurpleArrow can't wait to get home and "duke it out" again

PurpleArrow CapnIceCube dude at least u get to go on missions I'm so jelly

CapnIceCube PurpleArrow I don't want to know what that means


DailyBugle AntiHero do the #Avengers ever share beds in a platonic way?

AntiHero DailyBugle that is a majorly loaded question.

AntiHero DailyBugle if I say yes, we're gay, if I say no, I'm "in denial"

AntiHero DailyBugle but yes and it's awesome

AntiHero DailyBugle GodOfThunder is a A+ cuddler


DailyBugle the #Avengers admit to being gay over twitter! See it here!


DrHulk CapnIceCube watches Arrow and cries over #Olicity

CapnIceCube DrHulk Tony I swear if you hacked into Bruce's account again...

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube Im offended u think id do that

CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'm surprised you think I dont expect it of you

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube is a dick

CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS is second in line to herding a hoard of rabid animals

CapnIceCube UKnowMeTS I'm thinking about vacation... Have fun with keeping the rest of us in line! :*

UKnowMeTS CapnIceCube ur not allowed to know what :* means who told u

PurpleArrow UKnowMeTS :*

DrHulk UKnowMeTS :*

AntiHero UKnowMeTS :*

UKnowMeTS the avengers r no longer a thing and i have 5 ppl to evict today